Rihanna has plenty of better things to do than meet up with Charlie Sheen, right? Like, smoking weed, partying, shopping, scratching her ass, watching paint dry… literally anything she could do would be better than hanging out with Charlie. So it’s no surprise that she denied his recent request for a meet-and-greet when they were both eating at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica on Wednesday night, right?
Apparently Charlie realized they were both at the same restaurant and wanted to meet up, but RiRi put him off by saying that there were too many paparazzi outside and it just wasn’t possible at the time. Total bullshit, but I feel her on that. So what did Charlie do? He took to Twitter to call Rihanna out for being a “village idiot” and claiming that he barely even knows who she is, LOL.
Warning, this is a long one…
so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.(personally I couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)
well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time.At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night…?no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
“please kill me now”
that I’d never get back.My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we’re not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I’m in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!I guess “Talk That Talk”
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn’t for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who’ve
gone before you.
I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.Here’s a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don’t wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this “Prison of Fame”
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur
Wow, those are some pretty serious feelings there, Charlie. Especially for someone you swear you don’t care much about. What’s wrong with this dude? He swears he has so many lessons to impart upon the world, but he just comes off as insane. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, I suppose.
Absolutely love this guy! I couldn’t put it better :)
Exactly WTF eh 84 seconds or whatever did they say lets go hang out let’s leave here together so the paps can see us together? Charlie is a head case but hey he gives a lot of people his time and a hand up eg. Lohan BTW I hate Lohan and don’t think she rates a hand up.
When will Ri stop dignifying worthless elements’ rantings with answers? She should realise that she is a talented singer and a special girl who made bold to succeed in the U.S .She should know that the racists’ underwear will pop out every now and again.Charlie Sheen,Joan Rivers,the American press,it’s the same.She has never done anything wrong,but they will not stop mocking her and trying all to relegade her talent to the background.Rihana,you have tours,recordings and all.Stop responding !
I agree.Charlie had a great job.Charlie had a melt down. Charlie left a good,high paying job.Charlie became a joke.Charlie married a porn star.Charlie is Solomon Grundy.Rihana you are still a star,with a great voice and never stopped working hard.Dont get into a fight with ‘the voice’ in the wilderness.