Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I’m officially terrified of Katy Perry

katy perry Y'all know I love Katy Perry - I'm going to see her in about three weeks! - but sometimes homegirl is so off the wall, even I'm a little put off. We saw the lyric video for 'Birthday', but that was just a teaser to the hellish nightmare that is the ACTUAL video, which you can now watch ANOTHER teaser for here: I mean, look - this is hilarious because it's fucking nuts. Katy Perry is out of her mind, officially, and it really cracks me up. This is SUCH a mess, but a LOT of fun. Who would...

The Afternoon Links

Gwyneth+Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to be impressed by her famous friends [Lainey Gossip] Beyoncé and Jay-Z took Blue Ivy to see the Beverly Hills Easter bunny [Celebitchy] You've gotta love Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger [ICYDK] Shirtless River Viiperi is something special [Socialite Life] Diana Kruger has boobs, everyone [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Scarlett Johansson is fully nude - deal with it [Celebslam] It seems Miranda Kerr is a very glamourous mom [Moe Jackson] Lil Kim's baby gender re...

Jennifer Lawrence has new hair!

jennifer lawrence Jennifer Lawrence's decision to chop off her long hair in favor of a pixie cut last year was bigtime news, and now the fact that it's growing out into a short bob is also making headlines because... well, I don't know why - it just is, so deal with it. I prefer JLaw with a bit of length, personally, but this looks cute! I like those sunglasses, too. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Vogue won’t be working with Terry Richardson anymore

terry richardson Terry Richardson is a pervert of the highest order, and lots of models and wannabe models have been coming forward recently to say just that. It's no secret that he's made a career on doing provocative shoots featuring lots of nudity, sex acts and other disgusting bullshit that is in no way artistic and basically just poorly masqueraded pseudo-porn. Despite his legions of celebrity supporters, turns out major magazines are sorta over his bullshit - especially after the latest revelation tha...

Olivia Wilde is a pregnant goddess

olivia wilde Olivia Wilde is soon going to welcome her first child with Jason Sudeikis, and while a lot of celebrities (and women in general) don't have such a great time with pregnancy, Olivia is loving it, and in fact, feels like a "goddess". From Lucky (via US Weekly): The Drinking Buddies actress, who is due early May, revealed to the magazine: "I just thought, oh I'm going to hide this forever. But I ended up getting kind of excited to show the bump, as a badge of pride, like, 'I'm a woman! Look at me making a human! I am ...

Lindsay Lohan is off the wagon and dating a married man

lindsay lohan Look - we all know Lindsay Lohan has been off the wagon for a long ass time. Sobriety in this girl's world is a joke, and I don't even feel bad for her anymore (seriously - watch Lindsay and you will feel the same). Well, apparently she's not even trying to hide the fact that she's a hot ass mess anymore, and in a new interview with some magazine called Kode, she was openly drinking vodka, talked about how she's dating a married man with kids... oh, and she was high on E at Coachella all weekend. Hurrah! Here's Radar's scoop: Having claimed she suffered a miscarri...

The Morning Links

cameron diaz the counselor Listen, Cameron Diaz is no spinster! [Celebitchy] Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are very matchy-matchy [Lainey Gossip] Elle MacPherson has creative uses for beer [ICYDK] That Mimi and Nikko sex tape has been released [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Pay more attention to Paul Wesley now [Socialite Life] LeAnn Rimes got her ass out at the beach [Celebslam] Khloe Kardashian is making sex jokes about her brother [TooFab] Anastasia Ashley for Carl's Jr. is a bit odd [Drunken Stepfat...

Kristen Bell got naked on the beach for ‘Allure’

kristen bell Kristen Bell is a new mom, so a lot of attention has been paid as of late to her "post-baby body" and how much weight she can lose in a certain amount of time.  Well, Kristen wanted to put her money where her mouth is when it comes to body confidence, so she did what we all do when we're having a good day: she got naked on a beach for a major magazine. As she told Allure: "I talk a big game about being comfortable in my skin. I wanted to put my money where my mouth was." Well, good for her, I gues...

Weird couple alert: Richard Gere and Padma Lakshmi?

padma lakshmi richard gere Richard Gere is one of the original Silver Foxes and ladies love him. Padma Lakshmi was pretty popular while Top Chef was at its height (does that show still air anymore? Has it just fallen off my radar?) and is generally agreed to be pretty hot. Therefore, it kinda makes sense that they'd team up and start dating, right? From People: "They're just getting to know each other," the source said. "They're just dating. This is the first person she's dated since Teddy [Forstmann] passed away ...

Pregnant Kelly Clarkson: Cute or the Cutest?

kelly clarkson Kelly Clarkson has been wanting a baby for ages, and she's getting her wish soon! She and husband Brandon Blackstock are going to be welcoming a little girl in just a couple of months, but Kelly has stayed out of the public eye mostly since making the announcement. Well, now she's been photographed pretty heavily pregnant and she looks adorable! I think so, anyway. {democracy:571} Follow us on Twitter | Facebook ...

Is Emma Stone a “bland, basic bitch”?

emma stone vogue 3 Emma Stone is one of those love or hate celebrities - though I haven't met too many people who dislike her. Still, apparently those people exist, as she's found a number of detractors online who've described her as a "bland, basic bitch". Fair descriptor? Eh, I dunno. As the new Vogue cover star for May, Emma talked a lot about her resistance to reading Internet commentary about herself to her relationship with Andrew Garfield. Here are a few choice quotes... On the public's perception of...

The Afternoon Links

demi Wilmer Valderrama is standing by Demi Lovato after those nude photos "leaked" [ICYDK] Some people have a problem with Cressida Bonas joining the royal family [Lainey Gossip] Miranda Kerr is very good at the whole modeling thing [Celebslam] Prince William and Kate Middleton are having fun at the zoo [I'm Not Obsessed] How much do you want to be James Franco's friend? [Socialite Life] Heidi Klum won't miss a chance to get topless on the beach [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Is Ian ...