Tom Cruise may have found a new Scientologist girlfriend, and it may be Laura Prepon. Why all the “mays”? Because his camp is denying it. That goes against what Page Six reported here:
Tom Cruise hasn’t been lonely since breaking up with Katie Holmes. He’s been secretly dating fellow Scientologist Laura Prepon, who plays a lesbian drug dealer on “Orange Is the New Black.”
P.R. reps for the two denied any romance in November after the actors were spotted enjoying a cozy dinner at the Manor Hotel in Los Angeles.
However, my source on the Left Coast says Cruise and Prepon are still seeing each other, but they are being extremely careful to keep it secret. “It’s the buzz on the set of her show,” the insider told me.
Daily Mail reports that not only is Cruise’s rep denying the dating rumors, but goes on to add that the two have “never even met.” Daily Mail also cites reports from Grazia magazine about a date the two went on, in which Cruise picked her up in his fancy-ass car and brought a “vintage bottle of 1979 Merlot” to their dinner, where they “spent three hours laughing and joking.”
Okay, so here’s how this works: anything Tom Cruise says isn’t true, is true. Anything Tom Cruise denies is real. Anything Tom Cruise’s people say is false, isn’t. You get where I’m going here? That’s just been his pattern.
We better be careful about what we say though, because we don’t want to get sued. So we’ll just say they may or may not know each other. Okay, Tom Cruise? That work for you?