Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Thankfully, Amanda Bynes won’t be going to jail anytime soon [ICYDK]

Why is Lauren Silverman kissing Simon Cowell’s chest? [The Superficial]

Austin Powers XXX is a thing that happened [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Hurrah, it’s Tom Hardy in his underwear! [Lainey Gossip]

Let’s check out supermodels OUT of their swimsuits [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Well, Sofia Vergara in a bikini in Sydney is a thing to behold [Moe Jackson]

Kim Basinger thinks she’s a “bare-footed Rastafarian’ [Celebitchy]

Kerry Washington has a lot to celebrate these days [I’m Not Obsessed]

In beautiful people news, here’s Olivia Munn… [Celebslam]

Kylie Jenner in a bikini is not something I need to see [IDLYITW]

Feminists at Boston University want Robin Thicke’s concert canceled [The Frisky]

Blac Chyna and Tyga have responded to those assault allegations [Bossip]

Britney Spears is doing well but is still under a conservatorship [Bohomoth]

Matthew McConaughey showed his ass on ‘True Detective’ [OMG Blog]

Brenda Song is very attractive, in case you forgot [Popoholic]

April from ‘Parks & Recreation’ is kinda the best, right? [theBERRY]

Olivia Wilde is doing feminism a great big favor [Fishwrapper]

Well, Jeremy Renner, that smile doesn’t seem very sincere! [Socialite Life]

Is this Lupita Nyong’o’s first fashion misstep this season? [Lainey Gossip]

Kali Thorne wants you to look at her body – okay! [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Damn, Nicole Murphy has a killer body! [Moe Jackson]

Bella Thorne has really nice legs, everyone [G Celeb]

Bethenny Frankel’s pretending she’s “relieved” her show was canceled [Celebitchy]

Emily Ratajkowski is doing sexy things again [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Christ, Nicole Richie wants to get even skinnier :( [Celebslam]

Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman took their 10-day old to the beach [Starpulse]

Usher is trying to steal Pharrell’s hat vibe [The Frisky]