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Josh Lucas Is Getting a Divorce

josh lucas jessica I'm going to be honest and level with you here: I have no idea who in the hell Josh Lucas actually is. I had to Google him, and even after I've seen a list of the movies he's been in - which include A Beautiful Mind, Sweet Home Alabama and Stealth, in case you're equally as clueless - I'm still not quite sure what his deal is. I do know that he used to date Rachel McAdams back in '09, so that's something? In any case, he married a woman named Jessica Ciencin Henriquez a little less than two year...

What in the Hell Is Kerry Washington’s Stylist Thinking?

kerry washington Kerry Washington is a gorgeous woman - and an incredibly talented one, as well. She's also very pregnant at the moment, so of course her red carpet style has changed along with her body for this awards season, and that can be a great thing! The dress she wore to the 66th Annual Directors Guild of America Awards on Saturday, however, was an absolute disaster and made me (and many others, I'm sure) wonder what in the hell her stylist (and the actress herself) was thinking. This dress shouldn't eve...

Justin Bieber’s Ex-Housekeeper Says He’s a Zombie and Will Be Dead Soon

justin bieber How much do you think they paid Tatiana Voziouk, former housekeeper chez Justin Bieber, to blab to the paper about the goings-on inside his crackhouse? It must've been a pretty penny, because she quite willingly opened up about all the shit he gets up to for The Sunday People. Basically, she claims he walks around like a zombie and thinks he's headed for certain destruction and will be dead soon. Woo hoo! And she says 19-year-old Bieber and his friends are ­risking their lives by drinking dange...

Kristen Stewart Wants to Shave and Tattoo Her Head

kristen stewart 4 Kristen Stewart, the totally straight and not at all a lesbian actress who refuses to smile in pictures (LOVE YOU, KSTEW!), has made a revelation to the press: she wants to shave her head before she dies and get tattoos all over her bald ass scalp. Of course, she can't really do that at the moment because she's a very Serious Actor, but she plans to make her dreams come true one day before she dies. From Into the Gloss: If I wasn’t an actor, I would definitely do things to my hair. I would...

Here’s Your First ’50 Shades of Grey’ Poster

50 shades Hope you're all getting moist in your nether regions for the upcoming watered-down 50 Shades of Grey movie that will not contain any of the explicit sex scenes that the entire book is based on! It's gonna be GREAT! Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson have "chemistry" which they'll totally put on show for you via a lot of lip biting and some sultry looks before the camera cuts when panties start dropping. I'm sure it'll be everything that people who actually like that shite were hoping for. In a...

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Are Breaking Into the World of Children’s Book Writing

mariah carey nick cannon dem babies Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon may be constantly surrounded by rumours that they're headed for divorce (once Mariah lets Nick out of his cage), but the fact is that their partnership as as strong as ever - and now it's going to extend into the world of children's literature! That's right, the Careys are coming together to pen (or have ghostwritten for them) a children's holiday book for Scholastic about their twins, Moroccan and Monroe. Roc and Roe's Twelve Days of Christmas is the title of t...

Joe Pesci Put His Finger Up Jonah Hill’s Ass

jonah hill jimmy fallon Sometimes on talk shows it seems as if celebrities aren't quite sure what to say, so they start telling stories that never needed to be aired publicly. Such was the case with Jonah Hill, who hit up Jimmy Fallon's show on Thursday night and spun a yarn about that time Joe Pesci stuck his finger up Jonah's ass. Oh yeah, fun times all around! You don't often hear about Joe Pesci these days (though I think of him fondly whenever I watch Home Alone), and I doubt this is the association he'd li...

Nicole Kidman’s Grace Kelly Biopic Won’t See the Light of Day After All

Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly in Grace of Monaco Hope you weren't getting your hopes up for Nicole Kidman's Grace Kelly biopic, Grace of Monaco. While it was originally due for release in November 2013 and was then moved to March 2014, it's now been cancelled indefinitely due to a "disagreement" between director Olivier Dahan and Harvey Weinstein. From The Hollywood Reporter: The movie has yet to be delivered to Harvey Weinstein's company, making it difficult to begin generating final marketing materials, sources tell The Hollywood Reporter. ...

Justin Bieber Thinks He’s Michael Jackson Now

justin bieber michael jacksno Justin Bieber has been in some serious shit lately, making his first (of what I'm sure will be many) trips to jail after a DUI and drag racing and loading up on Xanax and weed and God knows what else. He's out now, and while many would expect him to apologize for his behaviour or offer up some kind of explanation for what in the hell is wrong in his measly brain, we kinda got the exact opposite instead: an Instagram photo of himself outside of prison pasted next to a photo of Michael Jackson. Because yes, they're SO COMPLETELY THE SAME. Let...

Tori Spelling’s Husband, Dean McDermott, Is in Rehab Now

tori spelling dean mcdermott Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott, was basically caught with his dick out (and/or in another woman), which is no good. Apparently he told the woman he cheated with that he and Tori never have sex, which totally explains why she's pregnant every time you turn around, but whatever. In a desperate attempt to get out of trouble/not take responsibility for his actions, Dean has now checked himself into rehab to deal with "personal issues". Here's his statement: "I am truly sorry for the...

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Britney Spears’ Las Vegas Show Is the Best Selling Ever

britney spears Welp, Britney Spears has gone and proved all of us wrong. Turns out her Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollywood is going REALLY well - far better than it's going for any other singer who's doing the same thing, and that's including Celine Dion and Elton John! While most people predicted this whole thing was going to be a major disaster and tank bigtime, in fact the exact opposite is happening. Good for Britney! According to StubHub, Britney's show is the best selling at the moment and is ...