

[caption id="attachment_144554" align="aligncenter" width="382"] Kristen Wiig has yet ANOTHER new look, you guys![/caption]
Now that the holidays are finally over, the celebs are back on the town, going to premieres, events, and shopping for groceries in their finest and most WTF-worthy outfits. I covered the People's Choice Awards in a fashion post so I won't retread that here, especially because almost all of those outfits were just diabolical.
So let's get to the best and worst celebrity...
Last summer, Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina announced that she was engaged to her "adopted brother" Nick Gordon - news that wasn't so welcome to her father, Bobby Brown, or... anyone else, really. However, we knew it was going to happen and indeed, now it seems it has, since Bobbi posted the following photo on Twitter:
@nickdgordon ????????????????! #HappilyMarried• SO#Inlove• if you didn't get it the first time that is..???? ??&??! ???? pic.twitter.com/AgsYCOn6Us— Bobbi Kristina H.G. (@REALbkBrown) January 10, 2014
Bobbi Kristina is only 20, so...
Kelly Osbourne will never shut up about ending her engagement now [Amy Grindhouse]
Is Debby Ryan our new Selena Gomez? [The Superficial]
Emily Maynard is engaged for the fourth time - this one will last, I'm sure [ICYDK]
So, who's Taylor Swift's new boyfriend this week? [Lainey Gossip]
Madonna thinks Lourdes needs more discipline than Rocco [Bohomoth]
Ireland Baldwin needs to stop with the bikini selfies [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Maria Menounos has a nice ass, in case you forgot [Moe J...
Mark Wahlberg is your standard, run-of-the-mill tough guy (or so he thinks), so he often says shit that he probably thinks sounds really impressive but actually just makes him look sorta corny and like a bit of an asshole. Latest case in point: during an interview on Conan this week, Mark revealed that his daughter is a big fan of One Direction - and band member Harry Styles, in particular.
Well, Mark doesn't like that his daughters - one of which who is only 4 years old, keep in mind - likes anyone other than her own father, so he wants to beat the shit out of Harry Styles, who...
I mean, Parisians are rude to everyone, right? That's like, a French thing - they're sophisticated and beautiful and willowy and eat lots of cheese and they're rude as hell. It's all so dreamy!**
Well, it's not all that dreamy for everyone. Scarlett Johansson, for example, has been living in the City of Lights with her fiancé Romain Dauriac, and the locals haven't been all that welcoming lately. She shared her experience during an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman:
In case you're too ...
Damn. Kelly Osbourne doesn't seem to have much luck when it comes to love. It seemed things were on the up and up when she announced last summer that she and rocker boyfriend Matthew Mosshart were engaged. Unfortunately, Kelly won't be walking down the aisle with a man with longer hair than hers after all, as they've broken things off.
What happened? Well, who knows. All we do know is that it was "amicable" (yeah, okay) and that they still very much love each other and all of that. I'm not sure why...
I'm back on the Beyoncé train these days - hey, if you've listened to the self-titled album, you really can't blame me - so I loved reading that Bey crashed into a booth at Sing Sing Karaoke in Miami on Tuesday when she heard the girls in it were singing her song 'Party'. Kelly Rowland was with her, and the girls took forever to even realise that it was Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland standing in front of them.
The worst part of this story is that one of the girls was sleeping (yes, in a karaoke booth - she must'...
Oops, Lindsay Lohan's stolen laptop was full of nudes! [Amy Grindhouse]
I don't think Malin Akerman's breasts really stood a chance [The Superficial]
Does Katie Couric hate trans people? [Lainey Gossip]
Audrina Patridge is trying to make a bikini comeback [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh dear, Kanye West might have a body odor problem [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Do Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp secretly hate each other? [Celebitchy]
Anne Hathaway needs to check that bikini top [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Jon Gosselin is ...
It seems Miley Cyrus' and her gay rights shirt sorta make a tiny bit more sense, since now we know that she's the new face of the Marc Jacobs' Spring/Summer 2014 collection. Don't worry if it still doesn't make sense since that shirt clearly isn't in the collection. It's called FORESHADOWING. Miley knows all about fancy literary terms.
In any case, Miley's been a big fan of Marc Jacobs for a while - she wore his weird fishnet dress to the Met Gala last year, too - so it makes sense that they'd ...
Because of course he did. Chris Brown is a dickhead of the highest power, so why on earth would he admit that he's done wrong and take a more lenient punishment offered to him by accepting a plea deal in his Washington DC assault case? That would just be too easy, too decent of him. The deal would have turned his misdemeanor assault charges into simple assault charges (which carry much less of a penalty), but Brown said no thanks.
Here's TMZ's scoop:
The prosecutor revealed in court they ...
Emily Blunt spent $35,000 on her baby's nursery [ICYDK]
LeAnn Rimes is addicted to laxatives because Eddie likes "thin women" [Amy Grindhouse]
Aw, sweet little Britney Spears won herself a trophy! [The Superficial]
Are Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder back together?!?! [Lainey Gossip]
What's happening with Vanessa Lachey's bathing suit? [Celebslam]
How many women did Dennis Rodman sleep with while in North Korea? [Moe Jackson]
Alysssa Milano was hurt by being fat shamed [Celebitchy]
Does Mila Kunis have "mismatched eyes"? [theBERRY]
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