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Listen: Shakira and Rihanna’s ‘Can’t Remember to Forget You’

shakira rihanna Worlds have collided, because Shakira and Rihanna have teamed up for a duet on a song with the dumbest title I've ever heard of: 'Can't Remember to Forget You'. Yeah, yeah, I get it. It's super clever... or super corny. The song itself isn't much to call home for and the production seems a little cheap, to be honest. That being said, since it's these two, it'll probably do really well on the charts. Give the song a listen below: I dunno, it's a bit of a nothing song, don't you think? ...

Kanye West Punched an 18-Year-Old For Calling Kim a “N****r Lover”

kanye west Kim Kardashian was going to a doctor's appointment in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon and, as per usual, was swarmed by paparazzi (which she probably called before leaving the house to let them know she was coming). She pretended to be really put out by the whole thing and even threatened to go back to her ugly Range Rover or whatever it is she's driving and leave if they didn't stay back. Eventually they sorta did and she was helped inside by some 18-year-old kid who was screaming profanities,...

Evander Holyfield is “Sorry” for Offending Gay People

evander holyfield Evander Holyfield is about as homophobic as they come, unapologetically so, because the Bible and Jesus told him it was wrong (don't even get me started), and after all, handicapped people can be fixed by doctors, so why don't gay people just go and do that, too? Of course, he's not REALLY so bad (according to himself). After all, he's got a gay friend that he totally treats like a human being! Pffft. In any case, now that his antics on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK have gotten him kicke...

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miley cyrus Miley Cyrus gets called an "ugly lesbian" a lot, apparently [Amy Grindhouse] Joanna Krupa's back yard is a fucking oasis [The Superficial] Why is Lupita Nyong'o so criminally underrated? [Lainey Gossip] Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a feminist and he'll tell you why [Moe Jackson] Justin Bieber egged his neighbour's house and ran [Celebitchy] Dianna Agron is doing some sexy sideboob thing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Tara Mackey's an amazing model who sings [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Kris Jenne...

Michael J. Fox’s Parkinson’s Diagnosis Is a “Fun Fact”, According to E!

michael j fox During last night's Golden Globes red carpet, the E! network decided it would be cool to share some "fun facts" about various celebrities as they all arrived. Most were totally innocuous and not at all noteworthy (I don't remember any of them), but one in particular caught everyone's eye... and not for the reasons E! probably hoped. E! felt that a "fun fact" to include would be Michael J. Fox's diagnosis with Parkinson's Disease, a disorder he has battled for over 20 years now and seems to fin...

Best, Worst, And WTF Of Golden Globes Fashion

[caption id="attachment_144730" align="aligncenter" width="594"]Jennifer Lawrence at her most Jennifer Lawrenciest.[caption id="attachment_144730" align="aligncenter" width="594"] Jennifer Lawrence at her most Jennifer Lawrenciest.[/caption] The Golden Globes happened last night and man, what a trainwreck! People were drunk and cursing all over the place. And Clooney wasn't even there. But you know what was there? The best, worst, and most WTF celebrity fashion had to offer. Let's take a look through all these GG outfits and pick out which ones were deserving of BEST, WORST, and WTF. Read More...

Cheryl Cole Dancing to Beyoncé Makes Me Really Uncomfortable, For Some Reason

cheryl cole beyonce I'm not sure what went wrong here, really. I love Cheryl Cole, generally. She's a fantastic dancer - like, freakishly good - but you'd never be able to tell from this video, which she filmed while on vacation over the holidays. It seems like something a teenage girl would rope her two friends from high school into doing to put on YouTube. Like, it's so bad that I almost didn't believe it was Cheryl at first. Alas, Cheryl was feeling inspired by Beyoncé's female power anthem '***Flawless' a...

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kristen stewart Only Kristen Stewart could make a topless video boring [ICYDK] Nothing like a Kaley Cuoco boob grab for your Monday morning [Amy Grindhouse] I'm pretty sure Amy Adams might be America's sweetheart [The Superficial] Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks damn good in lingerie [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Emma Watson: Yay or nay? Still not sure... [Lainey Gossip] Who exactly is Olga Kent and why is her body like this? [Moe Jackson] Let's look at some of Emily Ratajkowski's best "work", eh? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Wh...

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Gave Good Monologue at the Golden Globes

tina fey amy poehler Unfortunately, the opening monologue was the longest we got to see Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at last night's Golden Globes performance (and they're the only Golden Globes post you'll get around here until Catherine's fashion post later today), but boy, did they make it worth it. These ladies know funny, and they had some amazing jokes in there. The full video is below, but in case you're at work and can't watch or just don't feel like it (hey, I'm lazy too, I understand), I'll put a few highlights b...

Listen: Lily Allen’s New Single, ‘Air Balloon’

lily allen air balloon Lily Allen has already teased us with a new album by releasing 'Hard Out Here', which was a great track, but also a bit farcical so not really a marker of what we might expect from a new full-length LP. Well, now we have a bit more of a hint with her latest single, 'Air Balloon', which she released the audio of earlier this morning. It's a really, really good track. Very MIA 'Paper Planes' but with some incredibly smooth production - all the rough edges have been taken out of this and it's j...

Would THIS Crappy Pick-Up Line Work On You The Way It Did For Karina Smirnoff?

pablo-karina Karina Smirnoff is an insanely hot dancer on Dancing with the Stars who was once engaged to Maksim Chmerkovskiy (who dated Kate Upton for a few hot seconds). Pablo Schreiber is an actor who plays "Pornstache" (the creepy prison guard) on Orange Is the New Black and had a recent stint on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit terrorizing Mariska Hargitay. What do they have in common? Well, according to People, Mr. Schreiber hit on Ms. Smirnoff with a truly terrible pick-up line inspired by The Bachelor...and it sounds like it totally worked. From P...

Who Did Pamela Anderson Marry — Again?

Pamela+Anderson+Rick+Salomon Pamela Anderson must think she's Elizabeth Taylor because she pulled a classic Miss Liz move and re-married an ex-husband. Yup, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are married once again. Gross. From E! News: When E! News asked if she and Salomon were married again, Anderson said, "yes." "We're very happy," Pamela said. "Our families are very happy and that's all that matters." True. Anderson was questioned by E! when they saw rings on her ring finger at Sean Penn's fundraiser this weekend, ...