Well, lads, step right up! Heidi Klum was dating her former bodyguard Martin Kirsten for a few years. The whole thing started just after she split from Seal (OR BEFORE???) and things seemed to be going really well for them. Welp, apparently not because they’re dunzo. Not only is Heidi out a boyfriend now, she’s also out a bodyguard – so you could be up for romance AND potential employment if you fit the bill!
From People:
“Martin was there for her during a time in her life and it was something she will always be grateful for,” says a friend close to Klum.
Kirsten and Klum are also ending their professional relationship.
“They are no longer working together,” another source close to Klum confirms to PEOPLE.
“Life is about timing. He was incredibly supportive and they were there for each other, but they’re moving on now,” adds the source. “They still have a great friendship.”
So, basically the Klum “source” is trying to say that Martin Kirsten was rebound dick and she’s tired of his scruffy ass now and is ready to upgrade. That’s what I’m getting from it, anyway. To be honest, Martin needs to step up his game if he’s gonna be with a supermodel. You gotta get the presentation together – at least take a razor to that hobo facial hair.
Pffft.. facial hair or not he’s still 1,000,000 x better looking than Seal could ever be, even if he’s a rebound AND the help. That combo alone is a step down the ladder for a super model, and yet he’s still an upgrade from that ugly mug.