Nothing says true love and romance quite like a live, 2-hour televised wedding event. Just ask Kim Kardashian! Following in her great footsteps, The Bachelor‘s Sean Lowe and fiancée Catherine Giudici actually did go through with tying the knot last night on ABC. Of course, no one was really watching since the Grammys were on, as well, but no matter. It was a celebration of love!
The ceremony was officiated by Sean’s dad. Here were their vows (from People):
“The first time that I saw you, you were like a light to my bug. I had to find you. You mesmerize me with how brightly you shine,” Catherine told Sean at the altar. “Sometimes I feel like I’m going to explode by how much I love you … I’m completely consumed by you … I promise to love you after my heart bursts … You are my dream and my reality.”
“From the moment I met you I wanted more. You had me hooked from the beginning and I didn’t want to let you go,” Sean then said. “We met in the strangest way possible … I know that we met on The Bachelor so that I could fall in love with my best friend … Every day I am encouraged by your love and your selflessness … I’m going to love you for eternity.”
Oh, man. I give them a year, 18 months tops. Especially when you consider that Catherine said this after getting a present from her future husband:
“I cannot wait to wear the lingerie Sean bought me on our wedding night! It’s like fancy icing for my body. As a wife, I will definitely treat him a lot. I’m going to be able to let out my ‘grown sexy’ on him anytime I want, or anytime he wants!”
Uh… “fancy icing for my body”? Dear God. Let out your “grown sexy”? I just can’t with this. Uh… congrats to the happy (for now) couple, I suppose.
Awwkkk!! I’m gonna puke!!