Sean Penn And Charlize Theron Were “All Over Each Other” At A Fundraiser

Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are a thing, apparently, because they were seen “all over each other” at one of Penn’s fundraising events (above). Hmmm, how interesting that ex-wife Robin Wright’s engagement was just made official and now Penn is getting all feely with Ms. Charlize Theron. Totally unrelated, I’m sure. According to People,

“[He] had his hands all over Charlize,” an eyewitness tells PEOPLE. “During the event they were all over each other – it was on!”

Although Penn, 53, and Theron, 38, arrived separately, they were spotted holding hands as they walked away at the end of the evening together.

Oh, Sean, that’s like the oldest trick in the book — to throw yourself at someone else when you hear your ex has moved way the f-ck on. And so obvious. This is a man who hates to be photographed doing anything. Charlize, my Goddess, what are you doing with him? He’s awful.

And yikes, dude has NOT aged well either. Girl, you’re better off with Seth MacFarlane…but only barely.