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Oops, Lindsay Lohan’s stolen laptop was full of nudes! [Amy Grindhouse]

I don’t think Malin Akerman’s breasts really stood a chance [The Superficial]

Does Katie Couric hate trans people? [Lainey Gossip]

Audrina Patridge is trying to make a bikini comeback [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Oh dear, Kanye West might have a body odor problem [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Do Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp secretly hate each other? [Celebitchy]

Anne Hathaway needs to check that bikini top [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Jon Gosselin is still a garbage human [Fishwrapper]

So, Jake Gyllenhaal is single, eh? [theBERRY]

Justin Timberlake really loves his fast food [IDLYITW]

Check out Maria Sharapova’s new Nike campaign [G Celeb]

Melissa McCarthy is adorable, but she picks some ugly clothes [Yeeeah]

Kathleen Hanna’s abortion was one of the best things that happened to her [The Frisky]

Scarlett Johnson has been seriously channeling the 1940s [Socialite Life]

Troian Bellisario is slightly underrated, don’t you think? [I’m Not Obsessed]

How about some naked Emily Ratajkowski videos? [The Blemish]

Is Nicole Richie struggling with anorexia again? [ICYDK]

Who’s excited for the Coachella 2014 lineup? [OMG Blog]

Farrah Abraham is blaming porn for ruining her life [PopBytes]

Check out the trailer for Louis C.K.’s ‘Tomorrow Night’ [Moe Jackson]

Arnold Schwarzenegger really likes showing his weiner :( [Celebslam]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks good in lingerie [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Paula Gretzsky had a serious cameltoe issue [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Here are some Anne Hathaway bikini pics, just like you always wanted [Popoholic]

Is Kate Middleton spending her birthday without Prince William? [Celebitchy]

Love it or hate it: Jessica Chastain as a 1950s Disney princess [Bohomoth]

Miley Cyrus is just gonna see where this vagina thing goes [The Superficial]

Jessica Simpson’s weight criticism is ridiculous and unfair [Amy Grindhouse]

Can we take a minute to talk about Aaron Paul? [Lainey Gossip]

Ludacris has the best Instagram account [theBERRY]

The word “fucking” is said 358 times in ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ [Moe Jackson]

Jennifer Lawrence blames cake for making her fall [The Frisky]