Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Are the Worst

I don’t think anyone really wonders where Lindsay Lohan went wrong, at this point – look who she was raised by. You’ve got a mother who’s living out her own dreams of fame that never came true through her daughter and a father who’s an abusive alcoholic/drug addict. In fact, Dina has had her fair share of substance abuse issues, as well. The whole family’s a mess.

Anyhow, I use that preface for this story because as we all know, Lindsay is probably releasing a tell-all book soon about her life, and Michael Lohan is already up in arms about what she might write in he. He’s threatened to sue Dina if she talks a bunch of shit about him to Lindsay and she ends up putting it in her book, because apparently that violates a term of their divorce.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan’s new tell-all book project has a new wrinkle … if she tells all she’ll end up smack in the middle of a lawsuit between her mom and her dad.

Michael Lohan believes when it comes to writing about Lindsay’s childhood, Dina Lohan will tell her daughter defamatory stories about Michael.

So we’ve learned Michael’s lawyer just sent a threatening letter to Dina, reminding her about the gag order which was imposed in their divorce … the gag order which states, “”The wife shall not, directly or indirectly, publish, or cause to be published, any diary, memoir, letter, story” blah blah blah involving her marriage to Michael.

Yes, because this is all about you guys… AGAIN. What’s wrong with these people? And also, why does Michael seem to think that the book is going to be about HIM? Sure, I know he’s her father and he’s fucked up that much that she’s bound to have some things to say about him, but for real, man? Calm down.