Well, we all hoped it wouldn’t come to this, but John Mayer and Katy Perry made a music video for their duet. You know, because they’re so ~~in love~~. It’s nauseating. Unless you ask Mr. Mayer, in which case he says it’s (via USA Today),
… just so authentic. There’s nothing scripted in that video except putting a bull in the middle of the desert.
Oh, okay, thanks. Oh God, no, Ms. Perry’s got more to say? You’re going to make a metaphor? Oh God, no.
Relationships are kind of like riding a bull – you hold on for dear life. Sometimes you get a little buck here and there, but you get back on.
KATY, I LOVE YOU, STOP. STAAAAHP.
Katy Perry is probably great in the sack. I mean she got Russel Brand a sex addict to settle down (for at least a little while) and then nabbed another womanizer/sleeps around guy and made him publicly profess his love as well.
This is true. Tits of gold and she takes it in the pooper.
This is going to be so embarrassing when they break up.
Fuckin’ BARF!!!!! Ugh!! Etc.