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Zac+Efron Zac Efron broke his jaw by getting high and falling on a coffee table [IDLYITW] Julia Roberts thinks Jennifer Lawrence is too cool to be your best friend [Amy Grindhouse] Well, Kate Upton's latest photo shoot got interesting [The Superficial] Tara Reid can stop wearing bikinis now [ICYDK] Myleene Klass wore black lacy underwear and got photographed [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] So... are Madonna and Sean Penn back together? [Bohomoth] Simon Cowell has way too much money [Celebslam] Michael B Jordan is a nominee! [Lainey Gossip] Don't get ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Had a Baby, Got Married

jennifer love hewitt brian hallisay It wasn't so long ago when we found out that Jennifer Love Hewitt was both pregnant and engaged to boyfriend and former Client List co-star Brian Hallisay. It was a match made in heaven! Or an accidental pregnancy which forced two people who are both still tied to traditional "values" that they figured they'd better get married, who can say? Either way, here's some big news: she's now given birth to a little girl named Autumn James AND got married. That's a whole lot of news! Here's the scoop from US Weekly: ...

LOL, Yeah, Okay: Nigella Lawson Has Apparently Been Addicted to Cocaine, Pot and Pills For a Decade #TeamNigella

nigella lawson We can't possibly know what goes on in the private lives of celebrities all the time, regardless of how pervasive the media and paparazzi might be. I'm sure we could hear some stories that would absolutely make our heads spin 'round. However, I'm sorry, I find it absolutely laughable that Charles Saatchi - who, lest we forget, is an abusive dickhead who was caught publicly choking his wife - is now claiming that Nigella Lawson has been a drug addict for the past 10 years. Well, I'm simpli...

Kim Kardashian Laughs At Herself Over Bound Video

james franco seth rogen kim kardashian kanye west Kim Kardashian is laughing at herself -- who knew this was possible? She thought James Franco and Seth Rogen's Bound2 video parody was funny. Now let's see if Kanye laughs along. If he does, the world will explode. The original video, featuring a topless Kim K bouncing on Kanye's lap as he's riding a motorcycle was so bad, it begged for parody, and Mr. Franco and Mr. Rogen delivered like Dominos. She tweeted, You nailed it!!! Sooo funny! RT @Sethrogen: #Bound3 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3TTiHRrEBE ….  Enjoy!!!!...

LOL of the Day: Alec Baldwin Got Fired

alec-baldwin-beetlejuice Alec Baldwin got fired from his brand new MSNBC show and it is my LOL of the day because really, Alec Baldwin is a dick. His homophobic rants got him suspended but now the network is saying, "Nah, let's just get rid of this dude before things get worse." That wasn't an official statement, so here's one from TMZ, plus some more info: A rep for MSNBC called the firing "a mutual parting" ["Mutual" -- another LOL!] ... adding, "We wish Alec all the best." [...] After the actor went on ANOTHER homophobic tirade earlier this month, the news network has finally decided to cut bait on Baldwin, w...

A Wild Kirsten Dunst Emerges!

Kirsten+Dunst+Anchorman+2 Kirsten Dunst -- I feel like we haven't seen her on a red carpet for a major film in for-f-cking-ever. Well here she is, in all her polkadotted glory for Anchorman 2: We're Not Ready To Let This Shit Die. (No but really, I'll probably see it.) Last she was in the news was about her boring emails, making gang signs on a magazine cover, and how in said magazine she talked about how gross it was to kiss Brad Pitt. She's got some sort of role or maybe just cameo in the Anchorman sequel, hen...

Sandra Bullock Doesn’t Give A F-ck About Dating

sandra-bullock-ew Sandra Bullock just doesn't give a f-ck about dating, you guys. She's made it clear she's not planning to date Clooney any time soon. She also thinks everything happens for a reason, so she's totally cool with chilling until she meets someone. Since all the media likes to do is ask women about their love lives (or lack thereof) here's what Ms. Bullock told Entertainment Weekly who named her "entertainer of the year" (via People), If [a relationship] should come along, great. But I feel like I'm not missing any...

American Music Awards Outfits: The Best, Worst, And WTF

katy-perry-AMA-2 The American Music Awards happened and I don't think anyone really cared that much, but here's your outfit recap, just in case. Yeah, it's a day late. Honestly, who really cares? We covered Katy Perry's "is this offensive" Geisha performance, which was probably the most interesting thing of the whole night. So here's the outfits, a touch late, but we can still have fun oooo-ing and aaaah-ing and WTF-ing. Which is what I'll need your help with. I want you to pick the best, worst, and most WTF outfit of the night....

Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Are Thanksgiving Angels

kevin bacon kyra sedgwick Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick are such a great Hollywood couple. They stay under the radar and live their lives and - what do ya know - it actually works for them! They've been together for about 26 years now, which is no small feat. If that didn't make them awesome enough, they're both super involved with charity and do a lot of work for the Food Bank of NYC in Harlem, where they recently turned up to help prepare 1,000 meals for people in need in the city this Thanksgiving. Here's People's r...

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angelina jolie Angelina Jolie may have bought a heart-shaped island [Lainey Gossip] Are the Kardashians helping American race relations? [Amy Grindhouse] Thanks for the boobs, Katy Perry [The Superficial] Anna Gunn is a really great actress [theBERRY] Cody Deal is naked and that's probably a good thing [OMG Blog] Miranda Kerr and Justin Bieber had a date night [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Dina Lohan is getting a psych evaluation [PopBytes] Irina Sharipova in lingerie might be your thing [Celebslam] Lauren Conrad is a Cosmo cover girl [I'm Not Obsessed] Yaho...

Britney Spears Is “In Love” With Boyfriend David Lucado

britney spears david lucado God bless Britney Spears' heart. She's had a revolving door string of boyfriends (and even fiancés and husbands!) in her day, but she's been with current boyfriend David Lucado for a while now, and she's "in love" with him! Oooooooh! Here's what she told Entertainment Tonight about her relationship: "I'm in love ... I like the fact that [Lucado is] very stubborn and he's stuck in his ways," said Spears, 31. "He's just a simple man. I adore him. He's really funny and he's really passionate. I love the...

Listen Up: Beyoncé’s New Song ‘God Made You Beautiful’

Beyonce's "Life Is But A Dream" Documentary on HBO Beyoncé recently released the DVD of her documentary Life Is But a Dream, and those who purchased it also got a free download of a new song called 'God Made You Beautiful'. I feel like the latent Beyoncé stan in me should rise from the ashes and be all over this, but... it's kinda shit. I guess it's precious that it's all about Blue Ivy and how the angels rejoiced when she was born and all that shit, but I just feel a bit bored. I feel like this song should be playing over the closing credits...