Miley Cyrus feels like she's Lil Kim inside to the point where she needed to dress up like her for Halloween. And while most of the world thought, you know, WTF is wrong with her? Why is this happening 15 years after the fact? Why won't Miley accept her extreme whiteness?, Lil Kim thought it was awesome, especially since Miley is one of her besties. That leads me to ask one question: How many drugs is Lil Kim on these days?
From MTV News:
"How awesome was that! Put it this way, she did me very well. I think she looked gorgeous. I love her; she's one of my besti...
I swear to God, these two make me sick. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven't shut up about just how elated they are about their engagement and how they wanna live in heaven together and brush each other's fur coats or however they fill their time, but now they're trying to claim that the video of their proposal that's been everywhere online was actually "leaked". Not only that, they're trying to sue the co-founder of YouTube for it! Fuuuuuck off!
From TMZ:
In the lawsuit ... obtained by TMZ ...
Yeah, because no one saw this one coming. When Courtney Stodden became a child bride at 16 to then 50-year-old freakazoid (and Tooms on X Files actor) Doug Hutchison, I don't think anyone in their right mind believed it would last. Why would it? She was a brainwashed child desperate for fame that he no doubt promised her he could provide... which he did, just for all the wrong reasons. He was a bit of a pervert with a predilection for seducing underage girls on the Internet (that's where they met, guys) who really must've thought he hit the jackpot with Courtney. What could go wrong?
Well, Courtney is 19 now and this past summer, she decided to take part in a show called Celebrity Big Brother over in the UK. It was her first extended period of time away from Doug, and the producers of the series very smartly sort of kept him out of the whole process as Courtney was given a lot of the spotlight to herself, without him. She really blossomed on that show and gained a lot of invaluable independence. By the time she came out at the end of the show, her reunion with Doug was lukewarm at best. She SAID she was happy to see him, but you could totally see the cogs turning then and there: she wanted out.
From The Daily Mail:
The controversial couple are going their separate ways after a controversial two-and-a-half year marriage, sources have told MailOnline.
On Thursday night Courtney, 19, threw a Halloween party at their rented Hollywood Hills home - but Doug was not there.It is understood Courtney decided to end the marriage and Doug, 53, is said to be heartbroken.
The split comes just two months after she made an appearance on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. Sources tell MailOnline the reality show was the beginning of the end for the couple.
Well, thank fuck for this. I seriously hope as part of this split, homegirl gets some counseling to process the shit she's been through over the past few years. Not only was she seduced by an old man online, she married him, changed her physical appearance for him and also has a mother who was TOTALLY INTO ALL OF IT and saw no problem with her 16-year-old daughter marrying some middle aged washed up actor who swore he could get her fame. SMH SMH.
That's not to say that Courtney has been a pushover or that none of what she's done over the years was her own personal choice, because I do think she's quite intelligent and headstrong, but lord almighty, this was one giant mess. Get outta there, girl!
Yeah, because no one saw this one coming. When Courtney Stodden became a child bride at 16 to then 50-year-old freakazoid (and Tooms on X Files actor) Doug Hutchison, I don't think anyone in their right mind believed it would last. Why would it? She was a brainwashed child desperate for fame that he no doubt promised her he could provide... which he did, just for all the wrong reasons. He was a bit of a pervert with a predilection for seducing underage girls on the Internet (that's where they me...
It's been a while since we've had a best and worst celebrity looks of the week, so here we go. This is from the last week of October. I chose Kelly Osbourne for best celebrity dressing up as another celebrity. That's her above as Christina Hendricks. Pretty dead-on.
I promise not to overdo it on the Halloween costumes.
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Heidi Montag -- remember her? She's so perfectly '00s. I'm amazed she can exist after the end of that decade, although she definitely dresses like she's still in it. Anyway she's come out of the decade with a few regrets of her own. Two of them. Two big ones. Three pounds each!
I'm talkin' bout her jugs. She regrets her massive implants. Here's what she told Entertainment Tonight (via Reality TV World):
Sometimes when I'm sitting there, my breasts hurt so bad I just want to like rip them ...
Orlando Bloom has a very zen attitude towards his separation from wife/Gwyneth Paltrow crush Miranda Kerr. He stopped by Katie Couric's show, Katie, to talk about it. Because if there's one thing the people are clamoring to know about, it's how Orlando Bloom deals with heartache, am I right? Via USA Today:
We love each other. We're a family. We're going to be in each other's lives for the rest of our lives. There's no question, for the sake of our son and everything else, we're going to support ...
Oh, look, Charlie Sheen is saying bad things about women, specifically his ex wife. I don't think he's ever done this before. How very unlike him to call someone "a whore" when he disagrees with them.
Okay, in all fairness (ugh), he's referring to his ex wife, Brooke Mueller, who isn't the most reliable person. He's upset because she's the mother of their kids and she's not very stable. She's been in and out of rehab. But Charlie isn't exactly father of the year. He doesn't have full custod...
Heidi Klum always kills it at Halloween. She loves dressing up in elaborate costumes. (Sometimes I think she lets that love spill over onto her red carpet outfits.) She did it again -- this year she aged herself about 40 years for her costume.
Those veins! She tweeted photos all night of the process and the incredible end result. Here she is getting her legs done:
Can't wait for the magazine that mistakenly identifies her as having intense varicose veins. Well done, Heidi. Well done....
Ha! I fooled you with that quote, didn't I? Justin Theroux didn't really say that Jennifer Aniston is weird, but he may as well have done. Instead, he said that their life together is like living in a "different altitude". Huh, well. That sounds promising.
I do think they are probably weirdos together - the house they bought came complete with a bunch of chickens that they're raising now, for example - but isn't that the great thing about love? Someone to put up with your weirdness and wh...
All has been quiet on the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom front lately - no wonder, really, since I imagine it gets a bit quiet after a massive sex and drugs binge that sends you to rehab. While it seemed like their marriage was headed for certain doom, it seems Lamar has surfaced once again to insist that they're totally fine, because his relationship with Khloe is "unbreakable", and not in the Bruce Willis sense (I'll show myself out).
From US Weekly:
"We're wonderful. We're unbreakable,"...
Katy Perry is still perfect, believe it or not [Fishwrapper]
That pictures of Kim Kardashian's ass was a big middle finger to the world [Amy Grindhouse]
Miley Cyrus has porn pumpkins for Halloween, of course [The Superficial]
Hey look, Julia Roberts is still alive and doing yoga! [Lainey Gossip]
Does Scarlett Johansson have the best beauty mark? [theBERRY]
Really? A Tori Spelling sex tape? Nooooo! [OMG Blog]
Jenny McCarthy really doesn't want to run into Oprah [PopBytes]
Angelina Jolie is looking slightly scary in the arms [Celebslam]
...
That video of Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson doing drunk karaoke to a Boyz II Men song at Dimples in Burbank makes my life. It's so good, you guys. They are so wasted! Rob is so hopeless! Katy is so pretty (as always, ugh)! It looks so fun and I hate going out/drinking/karaoke! What's not to love about this?
Well, Katy doesn't like that you've seen it at all, as apparently the video is from 2008 and it was PRIVATE, so why the hell did it have to show up online?
From 2Dayfm in Australia:
"That's the media for you, nothing is sacred, not even k...
Miley Cyrus feels like she's Lil Kim inside to the point where she needed to dress up like her for Halloween. And while most of the world thought, you know, WTF is wrong with her? Why is this happening 15 years after the fact? Why won't Miley accept her extreme whiteness?, Lil Kim thought it was awesome, especially since Miley is one of her besties. That leads me to ask one question: How many drugs is Lil Kim on these days?
From MTV News:
"How awesome was that! Put it this way, she did me very well. I think she looked gorgeous. I love her; she's one of my besti...
I swear to God, these two make me sick. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven't shut up about just how elated they are about their engagement and how they wanna live in heaven together and brush each other's fur coats or however they fill their time, but now they're trying to claim that the video of their proposal that's been everywhere online was actually "leaked". Not only that, they're trying to sue the co-founder of YouTube for it! Fuuuuuck off!
From TMZ:
In the lawsuit ... obtained by TMZ ...
Yeah, because no one saw this one coming. When Courtney Stodden became a child bride at 16 to then 50-year-old freakazoid (and Tooms on X Files actor) Doug Hutchison, I don't think anyone in their right mind believed it would last. Why would it? She was a brainwashed child desperate for fame that he no doubt promised her he could provide... which he did, just for all the wrong reasons. He was a bit of a pervert with a predilection for seducing underage girls on the Internet (that's where they me...
It's been a while since we've had a best and worst celebrity looks of the week, so here we go. This is from the last week of October. I chose Kelly Osbourne for best celebrity dressing up as another celebrity. That's her above as Christina Hendricks. Pretty dead-on.
I promise not to overdo it on the Halloween costumes.
Read More...
Heidi Montag -- remember her? She's so perfectly '00s. I'm amazed she can exist after the end of that decade, although she definitely dresses like she's still in it. Anyway she's come out of the decade with a few regrets of her own. Two of them. Two big ones. Three pounds each!
I'm talkin' bout her jugs. She regrets her massive implants. Here's what she told Entertainment Tonight (via Reality TV World):
Sometimes when I'm sitting there, my breasts hurt so bad I just want to like rip them ...
Orlando Bloom has a very zen attitude towards his separation from wife/Gwyneth Paltrow crush Miranda Kerr. He stopped by Katie Couric's show, Katie, to talk about it. Because if there's one thing the people are clamoring to know about, it's how Orlando Bloom deals with heartache, am I right? Via USA Today:
We love each other. We're a family. We're going to be in each other's lives for the rest of our lives. There's no question, for the sake of our son and everything else, we're going to support ...
Oh, look, Charlie Sheen is saying bad things about women, specifically his ex wife. I don't think he's ever done this before. How very unlike him to call someone "a whore" when he disagrees with them.
Okay, in all fairness (ugh), he's referring to his ex wife, Brooke Mueller, who isn't the most reliable person. He's upset because she's the mother of their kids and she's not very stable. She's been in and out of rehab. But Charlie isn't exactly father of the year. He doesn't have full custod...
Heidi Klum always kills it at Halloween. She loves dressing up in elaborate costumes. (Sometimes I think she lets that love spill over onto her red carpet outfits.) She did it again -- this year she aged herself about 40 years for her costume.
Those veins! She tweeted photos all night of the process and the incredible end result. Here she is getting her legs done:
Can't wait for the magazine that mistakenly identifies her as having intense varicose veins. Well done, Heidi. Well done....
Ha! I fooled you with that quote, didn't I? Justin Theroux didn't really say that Jennifer Aniston is weird, but he may as well have done. Instead, he said that their life together is like living in a "different altitude". Huh, well. That sounds promising.
I do think they are probably weirdos together - the house they bought came complete with a bunch of chickens that they're raising now, for example - but isn't that the great thing about love? Someone to put up with your weirdness and wh...
All has been quiet on the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom front lately - no wonder, really, since I imagine it gets a bit quiet after a massive sex and drugs binge that sends you to rehab. While it seemed like their marriage was headed for certain doom, it seems Lamar has surfaced once again to insist that they're totally fine, because his relationship with Khloe is "unbreakable", and not in the Bruce Willis sense (I'll show myself out).
From US Weekly:
"We're wonderful. We're unbreakable,"...
Katy Perry is still perfect, believe it or not [Fishwrapper]
That pictures of Kim Kardashian's ass was a big middle finger to the world [Amy Grindhouse]
Miley Cyrus has porn pumpkins for Halloween, of course [The Superficial]
Hey look, Julia Roberts is still alive and doing yoga! [Lainey Gossip]
Does Scarlett Johansson have the best beauty mark? [theBERRY]
Really? A Tori Spelling sex tape? Nooooo! [OMG Blog]
Jenny McCarthy really doesn't want to run into Oprah [PopBytes]
Angelina Jolie is looking slightly scary in the arms [Celebslam]
...
That video of Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson doing drunk karaoke to a Boyz II Men song at Dimples in Burbank makes my life. It's so good, you guys. They are so wasted! Rob is so hopeless! Katy is so pretty (as always, ugh)! It looks so fun and I hate going out/drinking/karaoke! What's not to love about this?
Well, Katy doesn't like that you've seen it at all, as apparently the video is from 2008 and it was PRIVATE, so why the hell did it have to show up online?
From 2Dayfm in Australia:
"That's the media for you, nothing is sacred, not even k...