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Joss Whedon Perfectly Explains Feminism

Joss+Whedon+Inside+Make+Equality Joss Whedon perfectly explained feminism at Equality Now's "Make Equality Reality" event. A lot of our readers here at Evil Beet call us feminists like it's a bad thing. I think we all have different definitions of what it is. I can't explain it better than what Joss Whedon said. I'll post the video, but here's the transcript, via E Online. Yeah, it's long, look for the TL;DR at the bottom: "Ist" in it's meaning is also a problem for me. Because you can't be born an "ist". It's not natural.....

Star Wars Is Coming!…In 2 More Years

star-wars-obama Star Wars episode XIXIVV%$#7 (okay, actually it's VII but it feels like so much more) has a release date! Christmas!...of 2015. Still, it's coming! From USA Today: Lucasfilm announced Thursday that the next Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode VII, will open in theaters Dec. 18, 2015. The movie, the first to be released following Disney's acquisition of Lucasfilm, will feature J.J. Abrams in the director's chair. Episode VII "will not only anchor the popular holiday film-going season but also ensure our extraordinary filmmaking team has the time needed to d...

Brazil Is Slapping Bieber With A Graffiti Charge

justin bieber chris brown Justin Bieber lives his life like he can do anything and we're all just lucky to be in it, so I'm happy that Brazil stood up and said, "Oh HELL no." They're slapping him with a graffiti charge. What's really funny about this is that Bieber had permission from the city Rio de Janeiro to paint on a wall, but Bieber chose to paint on a wall closer to his hotel. The official charge from police is (via People magazine), "Defacing a building or urban monument by graffiti or other means." The police statemen...

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carrie underwood Carrie Underwood keeps a food journal so she doesn't overeat [Amy Grindhouse] Jennifer Aniston got a new piercing! [Bohomoth] Demi Lovato might pop one out pretty soon [The Superficial] Stephen Amell is quite nice to look at, isn't he? [theBERRY] Getting drunk with Big Ang might be the best experience ever [The Frisky] Chris Martin has been watching the kids while Gwyneth Paltrow does... whatever [Lainey Gossip] Justin Bieber felt 30 women was the right number to party with [Celebslam] Nina...

Sharon Osbourne Has Some Words For the Ladies of ‘The View’

sharon osbourne arsenio hall Sharon Osbourne is part of the panel for The Talk, a CBS mid-morning, stay-at-home mom-geared chat show that's like The View but without the obnoxious Republicanism and closeted lesbianism (looking at you, Whoopi). However, Sharon Osbourne thinks The Talk is in a whole other league, and she really hates the show's ABC counterpart and isn't shy about saying it. Here's how it went down on The Arsenio Hall Show (via US Weekly): "What's the difference between The Talk and The View?" host Hall...

Anne Hathaway Isn’t Pregnant, Everyone!

anne hathaway adam shulman Anne Hathaway hasn't really been in the spotlight lately - not that anyone misses her - but in an effort to drum up some press again (does she have a movie coming out or something?), someone started some rumour that she's pregnant. That someone was her own brother, but apparently it's not true anyway. From E! News: Anne Hathaway is not pregnant, a rep for the actress tells E! News. The rumor stems from the Nov. 18 issue of Star magazine, which claims the Academy Award winner's brother, Tom, let...

Scarlett Johansson: ‘Porn Can Be Productive’

scarlett johansson marie clarie Productive of what, exactly? (My sarcastic reply is probably a little x rated for pre-lunchtime.) In all seriousness, Scarlett Johansson is in the new movie Don Jon which is about a man who's addicted to porn, so of course she's being asked a lot about her thoughts on it. She actually thinks it's alright, and could be good for a relationship... within moderation, of course. From Marie Claire: "If I found out my boyfriend watched that much porn [as Jon], I would be totally flabbergasted, for ...

Kris Jenner Cried Herself to Sleep Over Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

kim kardashian kris jenner I can only imagine the complex emotions that must have run through Kris Jenner's head when Kim Kardashian's sex tape "leaked" a few years back: joy, elation, excitement, appreciation, anticipation... you get the point. While it's clear that Kris clearly saw her daughter fucking on camera as the huge financial and career opportunity it actually did turn out to be, she's trying to say now that she "cried herself to sleep" over it. Why, because you hadn't considered making it happen years earlier? Because you probably...

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kim kardashian kanye west Kanye West is desperate for Kim Kardashian & Beyoncé to be BFF [Amy Grindhouse] Why is Rihanna drinking from a shoe in Barbados? [Bohomoth] Has Courtney Stodden already got a new man (or men)? [The Superficial] Celebrities really like running marathons - even P Diddy! [theBERRY] Taylor Swift looked really lovely at the CMAs [Starpulse] Chris Pratt used to be a stripper! [Celebitchy] Yes, Jaimie Alexander stripped down for 'Esquire', too [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Watching Kelly Osbourne g...

Jennifer Lawrence Got a Pixie Cut!

jennifer lawrence Whoa, Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair! I'm not quite sure what made her make the decision, but here we are. Pixie cuts seem to be all the rage these days - Pam Anderson went there, too, as you'll remember! - so  go for it, I suppose! I think it really suits her, as well. I mean, I do think it's a bit of a "mature" haircut for such a young girl, to be honest, but she still looks really nice. I once cut my hair REALLY short about 10 years ago and I hated it. Growing it out is a bitch, too. Now I ha...

Oh Snap: Video Proof that Justin Bieber Hired a Prostitute

justin bieber There were rumours flying around that Justin Bieber and his corny ass friends ordered some prostitutes from a local brothel while in Rio de Jeneiro this past week, and while I don't think too many people besides demented Beliebers thought that was untrue, now we have our proof: the hooker Justin fucked took a video on her phone and posted it on the internet while he slept. LMAOOOOOOO! LOVE IT: Here's the scoop: the woman in question is a well-known prostitute in the area named Tati Neves....

Tom Cruise Suing Magazines Accusing Him Of “Abandoning Suri”

Suri+Cruise+Tom+Cruise Tom Cruise is suing magazines inTouch and Life & Style for accusing him of "abandoning Suri." Okay, let's just get one thing out of the way: Abandoning Suri is an incredible name for a band. Glad we got that out of the way. I'm going to be very careful of what I say about Mr. Cruise, so here's what TMZ is reporting: Cruise just filed docs in his $50 million lawsuit against the publisher of "Life & Style" and "In Touch" magazines for cover stories that claimed he "abandoned" Suri after divorcing ...