Justin Timberlake just wants to entertain the world! He wants to sing and dance and act and brighten your day with his luminous talent... or something! So that's why he doesn't get why some critics are so mean and say things like "You shouldn't make movies EVER AGAIN!" or "Ew, your music sucks!" After all, Justin is a grown man who's found incredible success and has more millions of dollars than I have fucks to give, so it makes sense that what random people write in magazines would get to him, right?
...
Jamie Dornan stars a Christian Grey for the new lolzfest Fifty Shades of Grey film and he's on the cover of Entertainment Weekly in full Grey-ness, with Dakota Johnson, who plays what's-her-face (Anastasia Steele).
This cover says it all, doesn't it? It's every bit as cheesy and horrible and creepy as we think it's going to be. Look at her face! They're not even showering her whole face. No, she must cover it, for she is terrified of master Grey. And look at him! He looks like J. Crew turn...
Miley Cyrus never leaves her house because she's a hermit [Amy Grindhouse]
Do you know who Rafe Spall is? Because he's naked [OMG Blog]
Britney Spears has taken "soccer mom" to a whole new level [theBERRY]
Lady GaGa wants to mother at least three children [PopBytes]
I've never really seen Nicole Scherzinger look bad... [Celebslam]
Lady GaGa is doing her Professor Trelawney impersonation again [I'm Not Obsessed]
James Franco thinks he's a movie critic now [Celebitchy]
Yes, Kendall Jenner, we get it - you're rich [Drunke...
Kate Hudson - unlikely friend to Lea Michele and an actress whose best role will always be Almost Famous in my mind - has revealed something perhaps slightly unexpected for a celebrity: she can't afford designer dresses. Say whaaaat? I mean, it's not actually what you think - it's that she CHOOSES to spend her money more wisely and invest it in her kids rather than on an outfit she'll wear once for a few hours and never touch again.
From Harper's Bazaar:
"People think we own all these dress...
Jennifer Lawrence is excellent in so many ways, one of which being her outspoken nature. In particular, she's always been vocal about how bullshit it is that women are pressured to be stick thin in Hollywood and how she refuses to diet because she likes food too much and thinks it's better to look strong than like a stick figure (unless, of course, that's your natural shape).
However, apparently her thoughtfulness about the terrible standards set for women in the industry really rankled Joan Rivers, as JLaw took a shot a...
Ah, North West - one of the most sought-after babies in Hollywood, and her parents are well aware of it. However, while Kanye West would seemingly keep his daughter away from the prying eyes of the public, Kim Kardashian's entire career is based on being an attention whore, so of course she wants her seen by as many people as possible. That's why she put two new photos of the baby (who is incredibly cute, I'll admit) to her Instagram page on Tuesday.
A lot of people were saying in the comme...
Did Kristen Bell really attack a paparazzo? [Celebslam]
Is LeAnn Rimes ready to be someone's mother? [Amy Grindhouse]
Why does Angelina Jolie do evil so well? [OMG Blog]
Jessica Simpson's boobs have a message to share [theBERRY]
Archer has taught us everything (nothing) about gun safety [PopBytes]
Kim Kardashian got a speeding ticket in LA [Celebitchy]
Here's Sarah Honeywell topless on a yacht [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Courtney Stodden is single now, and SO BOOBS [Fishwrapper]
Kate Mid...
Kelly Clarkson has pretty much been shouting from the mountaintops about how desperate she is for her new husband, Brandon Blackstock, to get her pregnant in time for Christmas. She's desperate for a baby, she wants to be a mother, she wants to be pregnant, she wants a baby in her, she can't wait to have kids, she loves being a stepmother, blah blah fucking blah. However, while she used every press outlet that would listen to tell about her baby wishes, there's one thing she isn't going to do: tell you when sh...
Lily Allen has been teasing a comeback for a while now, and I was beginning to get slightly impatient, when all of a sudden I heard her voice in the new John Lewis Christmas ad. Sure, she was doing a cover of a Keane song, but it was cute and seasonal and a start, dammit. Lucky for us, we got an original Lily track a week later in the form of her new single, 'Hard Out Here'.
Oh man, is this song excellent. Classic Lily sarcasm and sass with a whole lot of truth. You didn't REALLY think she wa...
Justin Bieber is not having a very good time in Brazil, between getting kicked out of its lovely hotels and being fined for drawing on its lovely buildings. Then there was the whole getting caught with a hooker thing. Well, they're calling her a "model" and she's got all the gross juicy details about Bieber's naked bod. Here's what she's saying, from the London Sun via Calgary Herald:
Take it from me, he has quite a fit body and looked great naked. [He's] well-endowed and very good in bed.
...
Zac Efron's jaw is wired shut, and I don't mean he's refusing to talk about something -- I mean his jaw is literally wired shut. He broke it. Here's what TMZ is reporting:
[...] It supposedly happened when he slipped in a puddle of water at his home. That's Zac's story.
Zac has been in rehab twice this year for cocaine abuse. He also had been dabbling in Molly.
In addition to the broken jaw, Zac apparently also suffered a big ol' gash that had to be closed with stitches.
I guess they're implying that he broke his jaw while he was on drugs? I don't know, sounds perfectly reasonable to me that you could break your jaw by slipping on water.
Better crank up "Through The Wire", Zac.
/>Zac Efron's jaw is wired shut, and I don't mean he's refusing to talk about something -- I mean his jaw is literally wired shut. He broke it. Here's what TMZ is reporting:
[...] It supposedly happened when he slipped in a puddle of water at his home. That's Zac's story.
Zac has been in rehab twice this year for cocaine abuse. He also had been dabbling in Molly.
In addition to the broken jaw, Zac apparently also suffered a big ol' gash that had to be closed with stitches.
I guess they're implying that he broke his jaw while he was on drugs? I don't know, sounds perfectly rea...
Lady Gaga is getting tired of the Madonna comparisons, everyone. And also, she's pretty certain Madonna doesn't like her. And she doesn't care. She almost wears it as a badge of honor. Honestly? I would, too. If Madonna didn't like me, I'd be proud. Not sure why. I guess it's the idea of pissing off such a huge star. Here's what she told Howard Stern, via MTV News:
"There's not so many ways you can interpret it," she said when asked by Stern if perhaps jealousy was behind the frequent shots sh...
Justin Timberlake just wants to entertain the world! He wants to sing and dance and act and brighten your day with his luminous talent... or something! So that's why he doesn't get why some critics are so mean and say things like "You shouldn't make movies EVER AGAIN!" or "Ew, your music sucks!" After all, Justin is a grown man who's found incredible success and has more millions of dollars than I have fucks to give, so it makes sense that what random people write in magazines would get to him, right?
...
Jamie Dornan stars a Christian Grey for the new lolzfest Fifty Shades of Grey film and he's on the cover of Entertainment Weekly in full Grey-ness, with Dakota Johnson, who plays what's-her-face (Anastasia Steele).
This cover says it all, doesn't it? It's every bit as cheesy and horrible and creepy as we think it's going to be. Look at her face! They're not even showering her whole face. No, she must cover it, for she is terrified of master Grey. And look at him! He looks like J. Crew turn...
Miley Cyrus never leaves her house because she's a hermit [Amy Grindhouse]
Do you know who Rafe Spall is? Because he's naked [OMG Blog]
Britney Spears has taken "soccer mom" to a whole new level [theBERRY]
Lady GaGa wants to mother at least three children [PopBytes]
I've never really seen Nicole Scherzinger look bad... [Celebslam]
Lady GaGa is doing her Professor Trelawney impersonation again [I'm Not Obsessed]
James Franco thinks he's a movie critic now [Celebitchy]
Yes, Kendall Jenner, we get it - you're rich [Drunke...
Kate Hudson - unlikely friend to Lea Michele and an actress whose best role will always be Almost Famous in my mind - has revealed something perhaps slightly unexpected for a celebrity: she can't afford designer dresses. Say whaaaat? I mean, it's not actually what you think - it's that she CHOOSES to spend her money more wisely and invest it in her kids rather than on an outfit she'll wear once for a few hours and never touch again.
From Harper's Bazaar:
"People think we own all these dress...
Jennifer Lawrence is excellent in so many ways, one of which being her outspoken nature. In particular, she's always been vocal about how bullshit it is that women are pressured to be stick thin in Hollywood and how she refuses to diet because she likes food too much and thinks it's better to look strong than like a stick figure (unless, of course, that's your natural shape).
However, apparently her thoughtfulness about the terrible standards set for women in the industry really rankled Joan Rivers, as JLaw took a shot a...
Ah, North West - one of the most sought-after babies in Hollywood, and her parents are well aware of it. However, while Kanye West would seemingly keep his daughter away from the prying eyes of the public, Kim Kardashian's entire career is based on being an attention whore, so of course she wants her seen by as many people as possible. That's why she put two new photos of the baby (who is incredibly cute, I'll admit) to her Instagram page on Tuesday.
A lot of people were saying in the comme...
Did Kristen Bell really attack a paparazzo? [Celebslam]
Is LeAnn Rimes ready to be someone's mother? [Amy Grindhouse]
Why does Angelina Jolie do evil so well? [OMG Blog]
Jessica Simpson's boobs have a message to share [theBERRY]
Archer has taught us everything (nothing) about gun safety [PopBytes]
Kim Kardashian got a speeding ticket in LA [Celebitchy]
Here's Sarah Honeywell topless on a yacht [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Courtney Stodden is single now, and SO BOOBS [Fishwrapper]
Kate Mid...
Kelly Clarkson has pretty much been shouting from the mountaintops about how desperate she is for her new husband, Brandon Blackstock, to get her pregnant in time for Christmas. She's desperate for a baby, she wants to be a mother, she wants to be pregnant, she wants a baby in her, she can't wait to have kids, she loves being a stepmother, blah blah fucking blah. However, while she used every press outlet that would listen to tell about her baby wishes, there's one thing she isn't going to do: tell you when sh...
Lily Allen has been teasing a comeback for a while now, and I was beginning to get slightly impatient, when all of a sudden I heard her voice in the new John Lewis Christmas ad. Sure, she was doing a cover of a Keane song, but it was cute and seasonal and a start, dammit. Lucky for us, we got an original Lily track a week later in the form of her new single, 'Hard Out Here'.
Oh man, is this song excellent. Classic Lily sarcasm and sass with a whole lot of truth. You didn't REALLY think she wa...
Justin Bieber is not having a very good time in Brazil, between getting kicked out of its lovely hotels and being fined for drawing on its lovely buildings. Then there was the whole getting caught with a hooker thing. Well, they're calling her a "model" and she's got all the gross juicy details about Bieber's naked bod. Here's what she's saying, from the London Sun via Calgary Herald:
Take it from me, he has quite a fit body and looked great naked. [He's] well-endowed and very good in bed.
...
Lady Gaga is getting tired of the Madonna comparisons, everyone. And also, she's pretty certain Madonna doesn't like her. And she doesn't care. She almost wears it as a badge of honor. Honestly? I would, too. If Madonna didn't like me, I'd be proud. Not sure why. I guess it's the idea of pissing off such a huge star. Here's what she told Howard Stern, via MTV News:
"There's not so many ways you can interpret it," she said when asked by Stern if perhaps jealousy was behind the frequent shots sh...