

Only in Japan would something like a life-sized doll of Lady GaGa - the 'GAGADOLL' - be a real thing that someone thinks is a good idea. However, it exists and there's even a teaser video now of it being made. The Japanese branch of her record label posted the video online earlier this week, and lots of people have been guessing that this is the latest project in her Tech Haus design branch. Yes, she has a Tech Haus, and previously they made a "flying dress". God help us all.
I don't know wh...
Justin Bieber has got to be the worst fucking neighbour ever, even when he's not there. He lets his hoodlum friends run rampant and they act like utter dickheads - much like Justin himself - and the other people who actually live there and act like normal, respectable human beings have to put up with it. This time, however, he was there, and he was throwing a party for over 100 people which disturbed the whole block, and the police were apparently called to the Calabasas property THREE TIMES on Saturday night.
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I suppose you've got to hand it to Dakota Johnson for desperately trying to turn 50 Shades Into a Grey into something more than glorified porn. We all know it's an absolute hot mess and most of the people who go to see it will be the same middle aged housewives who are sexually unfulfilled and/or lack any real imagination, but Dakota insists there's an "incredible love story" in there, and that's why so many people love it. Uh....................................
From Entertainment Weekly:
“I just ...
Oh man, I knew this was coming. Here's the deal: Taylor Swift performed at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last week, donning sparkly outfits and being Taylor Swift. I thought that was a weird choice, sure - after all, when you think of Victoria's Secret models, Taylor isn't generally the first person that pops to mind. However, neither is fucking Fall Out Boy, and no one was giving them shit.
Anyway, apparently a VS model named Jessica Hart dissed Taylor backstage, saying that she "didn't fit" and people ...
Oh, Alec Baldwin and that fiery Irish temper. He's always lashing out at someone, but he seems to make gay people his target quite a lot, which is a bit unsettling. He's apparently done it again to a reporter when asked about his recent stalker case. They got into a fight, he used some unsavory language and MSNBC has now taken Up Late with Alec Baldwin off air for two weeks.
Alec did apologise (again) for his fuckery, but it's just kinda annoying me now (via MSNBC):
"I did not intend to hurt or off...
Remember when Justin Bieber tried to smuggle a pet monkey (PET MONKEY) into Germany and got caught, and then customs put the animal in quarantine and told him everything he needed to do to get the poor thing back, and then he decided, "Eh, fuck it, I'll just get a new monkey" and left it there and did indeed get a new monkey? Fucking dickhead. Anyway, he still owes Germany $11,000 over that whole ordeal.
Here's the story from Celebuzz:
German officials still haven’t heard a word from Bie...
Lady GaGa is both host and musical guest on Saturday Night Live tonight, and while I probably won't watch because HOLY SHIT has that show gotten really, really unfunny, I am a bit curious to see how weird she's going to be.
Here's what she told Access Hollywood about her big moment:
"I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. I've been rehearsing my SNL hosting performance since I was 4, so I'm okay."
"I actually told [the writers] to push it. I told them to have a good time and ...
Probably one of my least favourite things in existence is when living singers like to play Frankenstein and "duet" with dead ones using weird digital technology to overlap their voices (and even recreate their bodies in video form). It's weird, it's unnatural and I don't like it. Yes, it's a shame you never got to sing with old Blue Eyes or have a rap battle with your hero Tupac, but let these artists rest in peace, man. Given a choice, they may not even have wanted to collaborate with you!
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Britney Spears is working on a new project (and I'm not referring to the documentary) and we know this because because an ad for a Britney body double was posted. It reveals Ms. Spears's height and weight, so if you want to be her body double you have to be 5'4" and weigh 130 pounds.
Anyone think that sounds about right? I think that's pretty dead-on. Here's the full description, via Hollywood Life:
Looking for a body double for Britney Spears. Please only submit if you have these measurements or ar...
Russell Brand? More like Russell Banned. Russell Brand is banned from entering South Africa, and he isn't sure why. Some people think we ban him here at Evil Beet, but that's totally not true -- check out this Russell Brand appreciation post. So, we're very sorry that Russell Brand can't do his Rusell Brand thing in South Africa. There's not a lot of details yet. Here's what TMZ has:
Brand tweeted about the ban today saying his people thought things had been worked out with S.A. officials ......
Rihanna and Drake allegedly went to a strip club in Houston and you won't believe how much money they spent. Oh, they made it rain. They made it pour with thunder and lightening and all kinds of shit. They needed to bring umbrella(ellas ellas ellas).
$17,000. That's what reports are saying. Rihanna and Drake spent $17,000 at a strip club.
Here's the report from E! News, via Daily News:
The former rumored couple hung out a V Live Gentlemen's Club in Houston, Texas Wednesday into the wee h...
Wait, so... Courtney Stodden doesn't read or write? [ICYDK]
What kind of outpatient "treatment" is Chris Brown getting? [Amy Grindhouse]
Chris Pine is getting all romantic with his Icelandic girlfriend [Lainey Gossip]
Daniel Day Lewis loves eating at Subway [Celebitchy]
Lindsay Lohan is tasteless, not artsy [Fishwrapper]
Here's some Meagan Good boobs [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Oh look, it's Jennifer Lawrence side-boob [The Superficial]
Derek Hough and... Bill Nye the Science guy? [theBERRY]
Kim Kardashain still reall...