Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber Got the Police Called On Him Again

justin bieber Justin Bieber has got to be the worst fucking neighbour ever, even when he's not there. He lets his hoodlum friends run rampant and they act like utter dickheads - much like Justin himself - and the other people who actually live there and act like normal, respectable human beings have to put up with it. This time, however, he was there, and he was throwing a party for over 100 people which disturbed the whole block, and the police were apparently called to the Calabasas property THREE TIMES on Saturday night. ...

’50 Shades of Grey’ Is An “Incredible Love Story”, Apparently

fifty-shades-of-grey-daktota-johnson-jamie-dornan I suppose you've got to hand it to Dakota Johnson for desperately trying to turn 50 Shades Into a Grey into something more than glorified porn. We all know it's an absolute hot mess and most of the people who go to see it will be the same middle aged housewives who are sexually unfulfilled and/or lack any real imagination, but Dakota insists there's an "incredible love story" in there, and that's why so many people love it. Uh.................................... From Entertainment Weekly: “I just ...

Victoria’s Secret Is Sorry For Dissing Taylor Swift

taylor swift victoria's secret Oh man, I knew this was coming. Here's the deal: Taylor Swift performed at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last week, donning sparkly outfits and being Taylor Swift. I thought that was a weird choice, sure - after all, when you think of Victoria's Secret models, Taylor isn't generally the first person that pops to mind. However, neither is fucking Fall Out Boy, and no one was giving them shit. Anyway, apparently a VS model named Jessica Hart dissed Taylor backstage, saying that she "didn't fit" and people ...

Uh Oh, Alec Baldwin’s Latest Homophobic Rant Got Him Suspended From MSNBC

alec baldwin Oh, Alec Baldwin and that fiery Irish temper. He's always lashing out at someone, but he seems to make gay people his target quite a lot, which is a bit unsettling. He's apparently done it again to a reporter when asked about his recent stalker case. They got into a fight, he used some unsavory language and MSNBC has now taken Up Late with Alec Baldwin off air for two weeks. Alec did apologise (again) for his fuckery, but it's just kinda annoying me now (via MSNBC): "I did not intend to hurt or off...

Justin Bieber Owes Germany $11,000 Over That Whole Monkey Business

justin bieber monkey Remember when Justin Bieber tried to smuggle a pet monkey (PET MONKEY) into Germany and got caught, and then customs put the animal in quarantine and told him everything he needed to do to get the poor thing back, and then he decided, "Eh, fuck it, I'll just get a new monkey" and left it there and did indeed get a new monkey? Fucking dickhead. Anyway, he still owes Germany $11,000 over that whole ordeal. Here's the story from Celebuzz: German officials still haven’t heard a word from Bie...

Lady GaGa: ‘I’ve Prepared My Whole Life to Host Saturday Night Live’

lady gaga Lady GaGa is both host and musical guest on Saturday Night Live tonight, and while I probably won't watch because HOLY SHIT has that show gotten really, really unfunny, I am a bit curious to see how weird she's going to be. Here's what she told Access Hollywood about her big moment: "I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. I've been rehearsing my SNL hosting performance since I was 4, so I'm okay." "I actually told [the writers] to push it. I told them to have a good time and ...

Are We All Ready for Susan Boyle’s Duet with Elvis Presley?

susan boyle elvis presley Probably one of my least favourite things in existence is when living singers like to play Frankenstein and "duet" with dead ones using weird digital technology to overlap their voices (and even recreate their bodies in video form). It's weird, it's unnatural and I don't like it. Yes, it's a shame you never got to sing with old Blue Eyes or have a rap battle with your hero Tupac, but let these artists rest in peace, man. Given a choice, they may not even have wanted to collaborate with you! ...

Wanna Be Britney’s Body Double? This Has To Be Your Weight And Height

Britney+Spears+iHeartRadio Britney Spears is working on a new project (and I'm not referring to the documentary) and we know this because because an ad for a Britney body double was posted. It reveals Ms. Spears's height and weight, so if you want to be her body double you have to be 5'4" and weigh 130 pounds. Anyone think that sounds about right? I think that's pretty dead-on. Here's the full description, via Hollywood Life: Looking for a body double for Britney Spears. Please only submit if you have these measurements or ar...

Russell Brand Not Allowed In South Africa

russell brand Russell Brand? More like Russell Banned. Russell Brand is banned from entering South Africa, and he isn't sure why. Some people think we ban him here at Evil Beet, but that's totally not true -- check out this Russell Brand appreciation post. So, we're very sorry that Russell Brand can't do his Rusell Brand thing in South Africa. There's not a lot of details yet. Here's what TMZ has: Brand tweeted about the ban today saying his people thought things had been worked out with S.A. officials ......

You Won’t Believe How Much Money Rihanna And Drake Spent At A Strip Club

drake-rihanna Rihanna and Drake allegedly went to a strip club in Houston and you won't believe how much money they spent. Oh, they made it rain. They made it pour with thunder and lightening and all kinds of shit. They needed to bring umbrella(ellas ellas ellas). $17,000. That's what reports are saying. Rihanna and Drake spent $17,000 at a strip club. Here's the report from E! News, via Daily News: The former rumored couple hung out a V Live Gentlemen's Club in Houston, Texas Wednesday into the wee h...

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