Miranda Kerr, looking f-cking perfect. Or should I say, Kerrfect? Ha. Ha. HA.
Hey, who’s ready for best and worst celebrity looks of the week?! Everyone? Great! Take a look at some noteworthy looks from this week and then you tell me who wins for:
BEST
WORST
WTF?
Here we go!
Here we have Axl Rose Cara Delevingne. Girl. She was at something called the “Winter Wonderland VIP Launch.”
I love Rachel Zoe‘s coat. Is she starting to look like Lisa Kudrow to anyone else, or was that always there?
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Dita Von Teese is giving me major late ’80s/early ’90s Demi Moore flashbacks.
Ellen looking sharp, like a hip college professor. Loving the elbow patches. I do not support her sneaker addiction, though. I’m not saying she should wear this with heels but what about some oxfords or something, Ellen?
THIS IS ABIGAIL BRESLIN.
Here’s Taylor Swift at the same event (Weinstein holiday party) looking stunning, but a little “old.” She’s dressed like one of those many “Housewives” of whatever.
Not loving it, Jewel. Not loving it.
I am SO CLOSE to loving this leather dress on Estelle, it just seems not to fit right in the shoulders. Sad face. And those shoes…
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Kristen Wiig looks so pretty and ~~fresh faced~~ but I don’t think this dress is working out for me. Actually, the more I study it (yes, study), it looks like a top with a skirt. I like the top, I really like the yellow part, but that black and grey at the bottom weighs the whole thing down, and those shoes I like on their own, but not with such a yellow sherbet-like tone.
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Here’s Ben Stiller from the same premiere. So much money and he can’t get a suit that fits?
Jessica Chastain being all breezy and beautiful. If she’s not a Covergirl, she should be. This is the perfect, “Oh hay paparazzi, I’m just running breezy errands” outfit.
Angelina Jolie managed to win another Oscar when we weren’t looking. It’s from the actual Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. It’s a Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award. I guess it’s technically still an Oscar? I don’t know. She stuck with her classic black.
I like it. Man, she looks so skinny. I hope she’s doing okay.
The legendary Sophia Loren. She’s 79!
Finally, the always-perfect Kate Middleton and her dude. He is wearing a suit that fits perfectly and I love the color of his tie. F-ck you, Ben Stiller. This is a goddamn sut.
WHO GETS YOUR VOTE FOR BEST, WORST, AND MOST WTF LOOK?
Best: Taylor. Worst: Kristen. WTF: that girl who dresses like a drunk axl rose.