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Jamie Dornan Is Closeasthis To Becoming The New Christian Grey

Jamie+Dornan Charlie Hunnam surprised a lot of people when he gave up his role as Christian Grey in the upcoming crapfest Fifty Shades of Grey. No doubt Fifty Shades fans were thrilled as thousands of them were petitioning to get Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel. Well, sucks to be them, because it looks like Jamie Dornan is getting the role. He was picked and now they're going through negotiations. Producers want to start filming in November and that's damn soon, so this is pretty close to happening. I'm guessing...

Lohan Was “Insanely Belligerent” At A Karaoke Bar

Lindsay+Lohan Lindsay Lohan apparently exhibited "insanely belligerent" behavior at a karaoke bar in downtown Manhattan. Sadly, there is no video of any of this (at least none leaked), so if Lohan had a Rihanna karaoke moment, it will have to exist in our imaginations. Daily News reports that Lohan arrived at Sing Sing Karaoke Bar with "a gaggle" of friends and stayed until almost 6 AM, because she "refused to leave at closing." (Bars in NYC close at 4 AM.) What in the everloving f-ck, what kind of management doesn't have the balls or brains to kick Lindsay Lohan out of th...

Jake Gyllenhaal Talks About Losing Weight For A Film Role

Jake+Gyllenhaal- Jake Gyllenhaal lost around 20 pounds for his latest film role, Nightcrawler, that he's currently shooting. His extreme weight loss makes him look like some sort of bizarro combo of Jared Leto and Christian Bale with a dash of Scott Disick: Here's what he said about losing the weight (from E! News via E Online): I can only approach things from a mental place. Like I'm playing a character who's hungry, figuratively and literally, who's driven in ways to do things and succeed at any cost. And I think that defines a generation ...

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benedict cumberbatch Why is Benedict Cumberbatch getting all the roles? [Celebitchy] LeAnn Rimes is defensive about her homewrecking [Amy Grindhouse] What's funny to Reese Witherspoon? [Lainey Gossip] Whoa, Pauly D from 'Jersey Shore' has a love child? [The Superficial] Lea Michele and sex appeal just doesn't match [IDLYITW] Isn't Melissa McCarthy wonderful? [theBERRY] People really shouldn't be twerking to Beethoven [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Natalie Portman in a see-through top: uh, okay [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Ronan Farrow thin...

Katy Perry’s Lyrics Are Very Specific and Very True

katy perry SNL Since Katy Perry has finally released Prism to the masses, she's doing lots of press surrounding the album and gets asked a lot of stupid questions, to which she'll be developing plenty of soundbite answers. In one of her recent interviews, this one with Entertainment Weekly, Katy confirmed that yes, all of her songs are extremely autobiographical and very specifically so. As in, yes, Russell Brand totally broke up with her via text message out of nowhere, like she sings about on 'Ghost'. “We...

Is Kim Kardashian the Luckiest Girl in the World?

kim kardashian kanye west Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged this past weekend for Kim's 33rd birthday, and while most couples might want to live their lives privately, they wanted to make a show of it, of course. Kim has been showing off her ring and spouting off about how much of a dream come true it is to be marrying Kanye and I basically want to throw up. From E! Online: "Last night was truly magical!!! I am the luckiest girl in the world!" North West's mama tells us. "I get to marry my best friend!" Well, isn't that special? I will say that...

Heidi Fleiss Arrested For Smoking the Good Stuff Again

Heidi Fleiss Poor Heidi Fleiss. All she wants to do is grow some weed and get high as a fucking kite for the rest of her days. Is that so much to ask? Well, it is when you consider that she got behind the wheel of a car and try to drive while stoned. You see, Heidi got pulled over in Pahrump, Nevada in the early hours of Wednesday morning and was not only baked as hell, she also had 4 oz of green and $10,000 in cash in her vehicle. From TMZ: Fleiss was eventually hauled to a nearby cop shop, where she was booked for DUI (marijuana), possession of weed with intent to sell, and driving withou...

Justin Bieber Has a New Song with Tyga

justin bieber If there's one thing Justin Bieber is not, it's a hardened thug. Don't tell him that, though - he thinks he's the next hip hop star. As part of his #MusicMondays bullshit, he released a song called "Wait For a Minute' with Tyga, who is an actual rapper (though not really much of a good one, which is why I suppose he agreed to collaborate with Bieber). Here it is, in all its glory: Well, isn't that special? This song is absolutely awful and makes me wish I was born without ears. Also, sorr...

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selena gomez Selena Gomez's management wishes she was trashier [Amy Grindhouse] Robert Downey Jr. and Jared Leto are BFF [Lainey Gossip] Wait, Miley Cyrus actually wore something respectable? [The Superficial] Jennifer Lawrence has new Miss Dior photos - what do we think? [Celebitchy] This was totally Mandy Moore's best role, sorry [theBERRY] 'I Love Lucy' is coming back to TV, but this time in colour! [The Frisky] Miley Cyrus needs to take a wrecking ball lesson [OMG Blog] Chris Hemsworth: Still really sexy, in case you forgot...

The Jonas Brothers Want You to Stand By While They Get Their Shit Together

jonas brothers MET gala The Jonas Brothers are a hot ass mess. The brothers "took a break" a little over a year ago but then got back together and planned a tour, which they've since cancelled amidst rumours of a break-up as well as claims that Joe Jonas may or may not be a drug addict. Allegedly! However, now Joe himself has reached out to fans on Twitter, asking that they hold tight while the group tries to get it together, whatever that even means: please hold while we get our shit together.— joe jonas ...

Kelly Clarkson’s Wedding Looked Lovely, To Be Honest

kelly-clarkson-wedding I'm not one for weddings in general, let alone celebrity ones, but even I have to admit that Kelly Clarkson and new husband Brandon Blackstock's ceremony looked really lovely. The photos were Pinterest perfect and now we even have video of the special day. Like, this shit even got ME emotional, and I'm not easily moved by nonsense like this. The location - the luxury resort Blackberry Farm in the Smoky Mountains in Walland, Tennessee - is absolutely gorgeous. They look so happy and in love! And to top it all off, they used a Patty Griffin song ...