Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh Lady GaGa, You’re So Avant Garde (And Obnoxious)

lady gaga berlin 3 Guys, Lady GaGa is just so avant garde and artistic and anyone who doesn't get that clearly doesn't understand art. That must be the case, because the above photo is how Stefani turned up a nightclub in Berlin for the launch of ARTPOP, which actually isn't even out until next month. She paired it with some lingerie and a fur jacket, as you do. Then again, this "outfit" (if you can even call it that) doesn't hold a candle to what she left her hotel in earlier in the day. GaGa had some sort of... ...

Kanye West Wants to Live In Heaven Forever with Kim Kardashian

kanye west kim kardashian Oh God, shut UP already! How many more new soundbites about Kim and Kanye's relationship are we going to get before this actual wedding takes place? Because I can't take many more. Now it's been revealed that in an interview that took place just a few hours before Kanye popped the question, he told radio station KMEL that he's never loved anyone more than he loves Kim (which explains why he always looks so miserable when he's with her) and that he hopes they can work on their relationship with Go...

Katy Perry and John Mayer Have a Lot In Common

katy perry john mayer douche Yes, yes, we know. Katy Perry and John Mayer are the happiest couple on earth and they have amazing sex (I'm trying not to gag) and they ALSO have a ton in common. Seems like a match made in heaven, right? Here's how deep their love goes (via DS): "There's a lot of understanding when you get home and say, 'Ah, I had a pretty crappy show'," she explained. "[John's] like, 'I understand because I've had one, too'. You get to share music. The dance parties are a lot more fun." Aw, well is...

Can Tom Hardy Convincingly Portray Elton John?

tom hardy I'm not too convinced, but apparently some casting directors were as Tom Hardy was given the role of Elton John in the upcoming musical biopic Rocketman. This movie has the seal of approval from Elton himself, as well - he'll be re-recording a lot of his hits for the film so that it fits the emotional tone. Weird! Here's some statements by some movie execs about Tom's casting: Rocket Pictures CEO Steve Hamilton Shaw said: "Tom is a stellar talent who will add extraordinary depth and nuance in...

Do You Want to See Beyoncé In Concert?

beyonce Y'all know I was hyped up about going to the Mrs Carter World Tour earlier this year to see Beyoncé do her thing live. That didn't end up happening - it was the night before we went to Vegas and the tickets didn't show up in time (I got a refund) and also, I kinda went off Bey for no real reason. She just kinda... gets on my nerves now. Maybe it's all the flooding of my Tumblr/Instagram timelines she does with gratuitous, self-indulgent pics that she tags "#mywork" even if it's just a snap of ...

Britney Spears: ‘There’s Pressure On Women to Be Sexy’

britney spears Britney Spears is so precious. While it's rather unfortunate that her past mental health issues (and perhaps current, though I know she's well-managed via medication and her handlers) have kinda dulled her personality, a bit of BritBrit still peeks out from time to time. Of course, that's a rarity - mostly she's fed a script of soundbites and non-controversial topics to cover during interviews, the most recent of which is her Captain Obvious observation that there is pressure on women to be s...

Miley Cyrus Is Into Beastiality Now

miley cyrus Oh stop, I kid. But Miley Cyrus is still making out with anything that moves, taking a picture of it and then putting it on the Internet, because why wouldn't she? Everyone's favourite Wrecking Ball hit the town in New York this week and found plenty of stuff to lick and stick her tongue out at, including the above person dressed as a panda and even a Michael Jackson impersonator. Don't believe me? Here you go! I thought I remember Miley saying she was retiring the tongue thing, by the way? I mean, I kno...

Now It’s Time to Watch Kanye West Propose to Kim Kardashian

kim kardashian kanye west Because nothing is sacred and because fame whores really know how to drag shit out for maximum exposure, we've slowly but surely got a very intimate look at Kanye West proposing marriage to Kim Kardashian. First it was just the details of what happened, then it was the pictures of Kim's massive 15 carat rock on her hand and her "I'm marrying my best friend" soundbites, and now we've got an actual video of this shit. Couldn't this just have been the only thing to come out? Of course not! Now...

Lady Gaga Ditched Her Prosthetic Arm For This…

Lady+Gaga Lady Gaga was toting around and posing with a prosthetic arm for her "ARTPOP" promotional photos and such. But she's ditched that arm for what appears to be some sort of reptilian claw (above). Oh and by the way, those photos were taken at LAX. That's how she dresses to go on airplanes. Not surprising, I know, but I still can't imagine how she's comfortable. What is she gonna do with it? Just make someone else carry her luggage because she's holding her dino claw? Ahhhhh, Gaga. Still prefer ...

What Do We Think Of Jennifer Lawrence’s Minimal Makeup Dior Ads?

jennifer-lawrence-dior Jennifer Lawrence, everyone's favorite everything, is the new face of Dior and we're seeing a new face of hers in Dior's latest ads that show Ms. Lawrence in minimal makeup and menswear inspired clothing. The first Dior ad was also light on makeup and rather gorgeous. This campaign is a lot moodier and a little more androgynous. What do we think? I don't see how anyone could call her "fat" after seeing these. [gallery columns="4" ids="140993,140994,140995,140996"] Follow us on Twitte...

So Awkward: Simon Cowell Sings Power Rangers Theme Song For A Room Full Of People

Simon+Cowell Simon Cowell is great at critiquing others' singing voices, but he's yet to reveal his own. That all changed when he sang "Go Go Power Rangers" for a room full of people. He was a bit flat, honestly, he sounded like a wounded dog stuck in a child's playpen. (That was me being Simon Cowell.) I mean, it was fine, whatever. So awkward though. How did this come to be? TMZ explains. Cowell was at a fundraiser when the Power Rangers creator egged him on. What sealed the deal was offering to don...

Clint Eastwood’s Wife Officially Files For Divorce After 17 Years

clint-dina-eastwood Clint Eastwood and wife Dina separated but now Dina's taking the next step by officially filing for divorce after 17 years of marriage, in case you care. I know most of you were on pins and needles every night, wondering if when you woke up, the Eastwood marriage would be over. We got hundreds of emails about it -- "when are you going to post an update about Clint Eastwood's marriage???" -- so here you go. Please stop bombarding us. We know he's a big deal. We all care about him very much. Here are...