Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Karaoke Video

rpatz-katy-perry-karaoke Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson are just friends -- she fully admits that she farts in front of him -- so what do we think of this "friendly" video of them singing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" at karaoke together? At one point she's sitting on his lap. Looks a wee bit too friendly. They're singing at Dimples in Burbank which is the WORST. KARAOKE PLACE. EVER. The owner is this old man who is super creepy and pervy. If you're there to celebrate anything -- birthday, bachelor/ette party, anniversary, whatever -- he'll come up to you with a shot with whipped cream on it and say, "Do your blow jo...

Katie Holmes Joined Twitter Today — See What She Tweeted

katie-holmes-twitter Katie Holmes joined twitter today, everyone. Guess now that she's freed from The Cruise she's allowed to have a social media presence. Her first tweet wasn't even hers. It was a retweet of producer Nikki Silver's tweet that was a photo of herself with Holmes, Taylor Swift, and more of The Giver cast (above). An hour later, Ms. Holmes tweeted: So happy to be on twitter!!!!!! Sending first tweets from South Africa!!!!! Whoa there, exclamation points!!!!! Holmes went on to retweet something from t...

Robin Thicke Brags About His Dad And Himself

Robin+Thicke Robin Thicke really doesn't know how to best represent himself in the media. Those photos of him grabbing a fan's ass surfaced online and he didn't really give two f-cks. He continues to give quotes about how awesome he is and how he "has a big dick." He also somehow escaped any blame for the godawful Miley performance. He was in that too, remember? His latest series of eye-rolls comes from Elle. He brags a lot about his dad, Alan Thicke, and of course, himself: My dad was single my whole pubes...

Tori Spelling Is So Poor She Hasn’t Bought A New Purse In 3 Years!

Tori+Spelling Tori Spelling is on hard times, guys. She's so poor she hasn't bought a new purse in 3 years! And also, husband Dean McDermott can't afford a vasectomy. Uh, okay. Condoms? BC pills? Ms. Spelling has a very eloquent way of saying that she's broke. From People via Starpulse: We're in the entertainment business, and things change year to year. We don't have a series on the air right now, so we have to be more restrictive of what we can spend, just like anyone who doesn't currently have a steady job. ...

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Lady+Gaga Lady GaGa's new song 'Swine' is an absolute racket [ICYDK] Who's the real star of the Royal christening photos? [Amy Grindhouse] Will you go see 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier'? [The Superficial] Olivia Spencer will star in the new 'Murder, She Wrote' revamp [The Frisky] It's official: Leonardo DiCaprio is a weirdo with vague OCD [Lainey Gossip] Oh dear, Taylor Swift has a cameltoe :( [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Rihanna refuses to wear any clothes lately [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Brad P...

Katharine McPhee Is “SO Embarrassed” About Those Photos

Katharine+McPhee Katharine McPhee was photographed kissing Smash director Michael Morris which wouldn't be newsworthy at all if both McPhee and Morris weren't married to other people. As I suspected, sources say McPhee's marriage has been over for about 6 months. As for Moriss...well, his wife was not pleased by these photos. And Ms. McPhee is apparently "so embarrassed." More from Us Weekly: ... while Morris' actress wife of ten years Mary McCormack allegedly kicked him out of their home after finding out t...

What In the Hell is Beyoncé’s 2014 Calendar?

beyonce 2014 calendar 6 Believe me when I tell you that I wanted to look at the photos from Beyoncé's 2014 calendar and think, "Oh shit, this is (Sasha) FIERCE!" but I just cannot. I'm not sure who devised the concept for these photos (most likely the Queen herself), but it's all wrong. Every single shot is just... terrible. This is her first ever official calendar and was made by photographers Herring & Herring and the arts agency Schierke, but if it was gonna be this bad, she shoulda never had one to begin w...

‘Carrie’ Was An Emotional Film For Chloe Moretz

chloe moretz I know we've got some Chloe Moretz stans lurking around here, so I'm sure you'll be glad to see her pop up on EB... and to learn that I'm not going to slate her for being too big for her britches (because I was probably being a bit cranky that day). I'm just here to talk about the Carrie remake, which actually looks pretty good (and will be, guaranteed, since Julianne Moore is in it). You see, Chloe feels like it's one of the most important roles in her career - not just because it's a lead role in a major blockbuster, but because she got ...

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Have Split :(

orlando bloom miranda kerr Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been married for nearly four years (and together nearly seven) and even have an almost 3-year-old old son, Flynn, together. There have been rumours for a while now that the pair were having relationship trouble, but now they've made it official: they're ending their marriage. Boo! They released a joint statement to E! News: "In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months....

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jamie dornan It's official: Jamie Dornan is your new Christian Grey [Amy Grindhouse] Britney Spears is working hard for those abs [The Superficial] How is Kate Middleton constantly so perfect? [Lainey Gossip] Ana Braga is showing off her nipples [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Miley and her new boyfriend are super trashy together [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Eddie Vedder still looks hot at 48 - would you? [Celebitchy] Have you noticed how many men in Hollywood are short? [theBERRY] Let's all take a moment wi...

There Are Some Stories You Should Keep To Yourself, Katy Perry

katy perry Aw, sweet little Katy Perry. We love her (that's a statement, not a question) and think she's great, weirdness and all... and boy is there some weirdness. From the fact that she finds John Mayer sexy to her most recent admission that she used to keep a lock of Taylor Swift's and Miley Cyrus's hair in her purse, I'm not sure it can get too much weirder. Katy recently held a Prism listening party for iHeartRadio, after which she answered some fan questions. One inquisitive KatyCat wanted to know what she keeps in her purse, to which she replied:...

Poor Ke$ha Has No Control Over Her Own Music

ke$ha Turns out there's more than a bit of truth to that whole "Free Ke$ha from Dr Luke's Evil Grip" campaign that some of her fans concocted recently. In fact, Ke$ha does actually feel like she has no say in her own career and has admitted that there's lots of stuff she'd like to do musically that she can't under her current contract. From Rolling Stone: There's an online petition trying to emancipate you from your longtime producer, Dr. Luke. Have you seen it? I have, yeah. They have over 3300 ...