

Chris Brown is getting a big gift. His latest asshat move was assaulting a man in D.C., and Brown got arrested and charged with felony assault. But it's being reduced to a misdemeanor. Why? TMZ has the details:
Brown was arrested for felony assault early Sunday morning in Washington D.C. after allegedly attacking a man outside a hotel and breaking his nose.
Brown allegedly got into an argument with a man, said "I'm not down with that gay shit, I'm into boxing," and then punched him in the nose. [Oh, s...
Lady Gaga might be pretentious and weird as hell, but compared to Kelly Osbourne, she's Grace Kelly. Gaga tried to extend a peace offering to Miss Osbourne and her mom Sharon; both are crazy-mad at her. So when Gaga performed on X Factor, she brought along a birthday cake and took a photo of it with mum Sharon, sharing the pic with a simple, "Happy Birthday Kelly." She didn't have to do any of this, by the way.
Kelly responded by flipping out in a series of tweets. Here's the first:
Not to ...
Keith Urban admitted, with some embarrassment, that he sexts wife Nicole Kidman. Better hope neither of their phones get stolen. But you know, it's cool -- celebs are just like us! I can't even tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore. On Ellen, he talked about how he and his wife keep in touch with their busy schedules -- he with his touring and American Idol-ing, and she with being the best actress in the world and getting shoved onto the sidewalk by paparazzi on bicycles. Here's what he said, via Tor...
Taylor Swift has booked a gig that may turn to be the pinnacle of her career. She's performing an exclusive concert for one of Prince William's charities. It's called The Centrepoint Winter Whites Gala will take place at Kensington Palace on November 26 and the audience will be only 200 people. Tickets start at £500 each (that's about $800, roughly) and there are also VIP packages at a higher cost. Sweet!
The cause is a good one - it benefits homeless youth, which is always a good cause. T...
Brad Pitt smells like a sheep dog these days, apparently [ICYDK]
Lady GaGa got naked to promote her new album - how novel [The Superficial]
Is George Clooney dating new women now? [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry still wants all the other pop stars to put their clothes back on [Amy Grindhouse]
Emily Ratajkowski is Woman of the Year, but does she deserve it? [Celebitchy]
Is Gwyneth Paltrow jealous enough of Pink to unfollow her on Twitter? [PopBytes]
People are still fans of Pearl Jam, right? [The Frisky]
You'd ha...
Celine Dion is a total queen all on her own and doesn't need help from anyone, but I suppose when your label is wanting a hit, they'll go for even the most bizarre ideas. Recently, Celine teamed up with Ne-Yo for a duet on a song called 'Incredible' because that apparently seemed like a good thing. I'm not a Ne-Yo fan, but he has made some hits so I'm not 100% against him. I just think Celine doesn't need to be teamed up with anyone to be amazing.
Here's what Ne-Yo had to say to Digit...
I'm not sure that I'd be all that interested in learning the nitty gritty details about Angelina Jolie's personal life, but it turns out we might soon have the opportunity because word on the street is that she might soon be signing a $50 million deal to write a memoir.
From The Daily Star:
At least three US publishers are locked in a battle for the rights to her autobiography.
A source at one confirmed: "Whoever gets her will be sitting on a gold mine.
"Her book is guaranteed to top the bestseller lists in virtually every country on the planet and even an advance...
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire is finally hitting theatres next month, and it's about damn time. We've had several sneak peeks at what we can expect, but now there's a FINAL trailer and oh man, it looks great!
Admittedly, the books are way better than the movies could ever be, but it's still great to watch. Will you go see it next month?...
OH GOD, we're STILL talking about this. Someone make it stop! Kim Kardashian is churning out soundbite after soundbite about her recent engagement to Kanye West and how "magical" and wonderful and special it all is. Well, now she's even said that she'll do whatever Kanye wants when it comes to their wedding. Well, we see who wears the pants here.
She told People (via DS):
"We honestly haven't had a moment to talk about it or even breathe, so we haven't really talked about it, but whatever he wants."
Lovely. It...
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Directed by Jean-Marc Vallée, Matthew McConaughey plays Ron, a rodeo cowboy diagnosed with HIV. Ron fights for dignity, education and acceptance and in the years following his diagnosis, lives life to the fullest like never before. Dallas Buyers Club is an awesome insp...
Oh look, it's Lindsay Lohan in 'Another Satisfied Customer' [The Superficial]
Leonardo DiCaprio's entire life exists at a fashion show [Lainey Gossip]
Khloe Kardashian wants you to stop talking about her sisters [Amy Grindhouse]
The Tori Spelling and Katie Holmes feud wages on [Celebitchy]
Aw, Katy Perry was so sweet and innocent back then [Fishwrapper]
Snooki's family Halloween picture is pretty cute [ICYDK]
Candice Swanepoel is absolutely killing Instagram [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Will you listen to Kelly C...
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Have you ever heard anything more ridiculous than Miley Cyrus saying that she hates media attention? Her claims that she's actually a super great feminist who's really empowering to women is also laughable, but slightly less so because it also makes me cry that she thinks her fuckery is positive for women. Yes, it's great that she "can't be tamed" (2010 WARNING SIGN!) and does what she wants, but frankly, I don't necessarily think she "wants" to be acting like an absolute idiot... but...