Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miley And Britney’s Song Leaked And It’s Not Good

britney spears miley cyrus teen choice awards Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears collaborated on a song for Miley's upcoming album, BANGERZ. The track, "SMS (Bangerz)" is a low quality leak but not even pure sound quality could save this. It's such a mess, with Miley and Brit half rapping half talking fast in a baby voice. And features poetry like, I don't keep a man, I keep a battery pack. As Huffpo points out, it's got a beat to Salt N Pepa's "Push It." Maybe I'm getting way too old for this shit, but I couldn't even listen to the whole th...

Taylor Hanson Got Drunk on the Hanson Beer

taylor hanson ed helms Admittedly, I spent much of 6th and 7th grade scraping together pocket money with my BFF at the time, Melissa, to buy every copy of Teen Beat, BOP and all the other magazines that had Hanson on the cover  - especially Taylor - so we could collect the fold-out posters and plaster our walls with them. We had so many that we literally had to start hanging them on the ceiling. It was a bit of an obsession, admittedly, but then I grew up and assumed they'd fade into oblivion like all good boy bands. Not ...

Heather Graham Points Out the Obvious: Hollywood Is Still Sexist

heather graham Heather Graham hasn't been doing, well... much of anything recently, so she's decided to take a stand against a very important issue in the hope of regaining some amount of relevancy: sexism in Hollywood. That's right, ladies and gents - I know it's mind-blowing and a totally new fact, but Hollywood still isn't the most amazing place for women, to be honest. Also, women need the freedom to express themselves sexually, apparently. I don't even know any more. From Women's Health: "The indu...

Justin Bieber Got Carried Up The Great Wall of China…

justin bieber Justin Bieber is a fucking joke. We're all agreed on that, right? He's an absolute idiot who can't keep his shirt on or his trousers up, and now he's so obnoxious, he won't even walk up the Great Wall of China. While most would kill for the opportunity to take in one of the Wonders of the World and its rich history, Justin apparently thought it was all one big joke and that he should have his bodyguards CARRY HIM UP IT. God, I hate this kid. Of course, his fans being as dumb as he is, they all t...

Kanye West Hates All Paparazzi… Except the French Ones

Givenchy: Front Row - Paris  Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2012 Oh, Kanye. Your mysterious ways allude us all! He hates the paparazzi - so much so that he will grab cameras out of their hands and smash them to the ground (and end up facing a lawsuit for it). So much so that he will say this to you if he encounters you: And yet... the French paparazzi are s different breed. They are refined, classy... they "respect themselves", according to Kanye. And because of this, he will allow them to take his photograph, and will lavish praise upon them while th...

Jodie Foster’s Dating Ellen DeGeneres’ Ex-Girlfriend, I Guess

jodie foster alexandra hedison Does the name Alexandra Hedison ring any bells? No? Me neither - but her face does look sorta familiar. Apparently, she's a photographer who once dated Ellen but they broke up when Ellen met Portia (TRUE LOVE!!) and now Alexandra's all loved up with Jodie Foster and has been for quite a while. Oh, snap! From E! Online: "It's pretty serious," a source says of Foster and Hedison. "They're totally in love." Internet chatter about the two began in the summer when the two were photographed t...

Yeah, Okay: Taylor Swift Doesn’t Read Reviews Because She’s Not Self-Obsessed

taylor swift glamour Listen, I'm not up my own ass, either, but if I was a performer, morbid curiosity would mean that I would have to look at shit people were saying about me in reviews, online, whatever. Sure, I'd probably get really mad and want to go on under a pseudonym to respond to my haters because they're talking shit, but the point is, I would look. Wanting feedback on the work you're doing doesn't make you self-obsessed, it makes you human. Anyway, Taylor Swift is claiming that she doesn't read any...

‘The Simpsons’ Are Going To Kill Off a Major Character!

the simpsons The Simpsons kicked off its 25th season on Sunday (TWENTY-FIVE YEARS!), and after two and a half decades, it's about time they throw a wrench in the works and change things up a bit, eh? Well, look no further, because this season, the show is going to kill off a major character. Zut alors! From Canada's Sun News: Executive producer Al Jean admitted as much in a recent phone conference with the press, promoting Sunday's 25th season debut of The Simpsons. "I'll give you a clue that the ac...

Amanda Bynes Went From The Hospital To Rehab

photo of amanda bynes boobs pictures Amanda Bynes is recovering from PTSD and is somewhat "mentally incapacitated" but is no longer in the psych ward at UCLA Medical Center. She's been moved to a rehab facility in Malibu. Does that seem weird to anyone else? Is that was typically happens? I am placing no judgement here, I'm genuinely asking if that sounds like normal procedure. Amanda's parents are all for it, and they're looking out for her so if they're happy with it, that works for me. Here's more from TMZ: Amanda's parents --...

Adorable: Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe Play Words With Friends Together

jon hamm daniel radcliffe friends Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe made a movie where they share a bath together and apparently the experience was just too magical to let go of. So they're keeping in touch by playing Words With Friends. This is just effing adorable to me. Why Words With Friends, guys? Hamm says, from Pop 2 It via E! News, Because that's basically the 21st century way of staying in touch. I'm a fan of his [Daniel Radcliffe]. He's a lovely guy. He's wildly intelligent and super funny and super talented. I like to have people in my life who are all three of these things. I love that Hammdong desc...