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File Under “Yeah That Happened”: Elton John Tries To Set Up Lady Gaga With Johnny Depp

lady gaga elton john grammy performance Elton John is coming out with a new album (with a song inspired by Lindsay Lohan, I'm sure it will be a real winner) so here comes the publicity. Not sure who leaked this, but let's file it under, "Yeah That Happened." Apparently Elton John is trying to set up Lady Gaga with Johnny Depp. This makes no sense because 1. Elton John recently admitted that he has a hard time even getting a hold of Lady Gaga. 2. Lady Gaga is in a relationship with actor Taylor Kinney. 3. Johnny Depp is in a relationship with...

Chris Brown Was Molested By A 14-Year-Old Girl When He Was 8

chris brown iHeart Radio music festival Chris Brown, gay rights activist, gave an interview with The Guardian in which he bragged that he "lost his virginity" early -- at 8 years-old. I don't think he realizes that he didn't have sex. He was molested. He was raped. There is absolutely no way an 8 year-old can consent to sex. Here's what he said. From The Guardian: He lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl who was 14 or 15. Seriously? "Yeah, really. Uh-huh." He grins and chuckles. "It's different in the c...

Jude Law’s Teenage Son Is A Preppy Model

jude's law son model Jude Law has a 16-year-old son, and few things make me feel older than that. Rafferty is his name. He looks just like his dad and his latest gig is modeling for Tiger of Sweden clothing. He stars in a short film as part of the company's campaign. His mother is Sadie Frost, star of Jude's personal horror film, "I Cheated With My Nanny And My Wife Found Out." Do you guys remember when that was the biggest deal ever? And then he and Sienna Miller were on and off again for a while and that was...

Guy From Korn Got A Tattoo On His Eyelid

brain head welch korn tattoo Cheryl Cole's ass tattoo was something to talk about, but Brian "Head" Welch, guitarist for Korn, may have won for most OMG tattoo -- pun intended. He got Hebrew lettering tattooed on his eyelid. He posted a photo on his Instagram, adding, Dear mom and dad, You're really not gonna like this tattoo. My apologies TMZ guesses it means, "'Shekhinah' -- which essentially translates to mean God's presence on Earth." Face tattoos are so hot right now. Sinead O'Connor just got one. Follow us on...

Halle Berry Is Coming To Network TV

halle berry pregnant Halle Berry is going to star in a drama for CBS next summer. Does anyone find this surprising? Halle Berry seems like a movie star to me. You know, A-list, fancy-ass, actual "movie star" movie star. But I guess those bills gotta get paid somehow. And it seems like most of the best writing is on TV now. It sounds like it could be a really interesting show. From ABC News: The Oscar-winning actress will headline "Extant," a 13-episode thriller. Berry will play an astronaut trying to reconnect with h...

North West Makes Her Debut On Instagram

north west kim kardashian instagram photo North West, Kim and Kanye's daughter, made her debut on Instagram today. Oh don't worry, she didn't get her own account, although that would be hilariously nauseating. No, Kim just posted a photo of her on her own account (@kimkardashian) all swaddled up (above). Man, physically that kid really is the perfect combo of both her parents, isn't she? I bet she's kicking it in a fur blanket sent by Lanvin or something. So far the only photos we've seen of baby North have come directly from the Kardashi...

Madonna Talks About Her Rape

madonna 1983 Madonna revealed in an essay she wrote for Harper's Bazaar that as a young women first coming to NYC, she was raped at knifepoint. Definitely a different tone from her AMA with Reddit. She mentions it almost casually, almost as a throwaway, in between talking about what it means to be a "REAL" artist and how tall the buildings in NYC are. Her story sounds absolutely horrifying. From Harper's Bazaar: New York wasn't everything I thought it would be. It did not welcome me with open arms. The first year, I was held up at gunpoint. Raped on the roof of a buil...

Naomi Campbell Drank Only Juice For 10 Days Before The Versace Runway Show

naomi campbell The life of a model is hard, guys. Naomi Campbell is, by all measures, past her prime in this youth-obsessed world, especially when it comes to runway modeling. She's one of the world's supermodels, of course, but that doesn't mean she didn't feel the pressure when it came to hitting the catwalk for the recent Versace show during Fashion Week. In fact, she felt so much pressure that she only drank juice for ten days straight. From The Edit: "For ten days prior to the Versace show, I just dran...

Helena Bonham Carter Thinks Those Tim Burton Cheating Reports are Bullshit

tim burton helena bonham carter Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter have been together since 2001. They have two kids together, they live in adjoining houses in London and they apparently don't give much of a shit about cheating reports that hit the press every once in a while. This past week, it was claimed that Burton was photographed kissing some unnamed blonde woman outside a movie theatre in Hampstead last month. Here's what HB(i)C's rep had to say to The Daily Express about that one: "This is absolute nonsense. The p...

Lauryn Hill Is Getting Out of Jail and Has a New Song Called ‘Consumerism’

lauryn hill Perhaps aptly titled - considering her prison tenure for not paying taxes - Lauryn Hill's release of a new track entitled 'Consumerism' the day before she was released really gives me a chuckle. Also, considering The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill was a massive part of a lot of our lives in the late '90s, I had high hopes before pressing the play button. After a few listens, I'm still not sure if this is artistic growth or the ramblings of someone with some mental health issues, which she's definitely ...

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