Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paging 1995: Mariah Carey Hires Jermaine Dupri As Her Manager

mariah carey jermaine dupri Mariah Carey and Jermaine Dupri have a long history and have worked together already on two songs - the classic 'Always Be My Baby' and 'We Belong Together' (which I love) - but I've got a serious blast from the past for you: she's now hired him to be her manager. I seriously feel like I've just entered a time machine back to the mid-'90s for this one, but hey, she must know what she's doing. Here's Mariah's statement: "We have a bond that surpasses music. I am super excited about our merger ...

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Did a Duet Just For You

avril lavigne chad kroeger Canada's Wills & Kate, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, united in holy matrimony over the summer and as if that celebration of love wasn't enough, they've now recorded a duet together and it's here just for you. The song is called 'Let Me Go' and will appear on Avril's upcoming album, which is out this November. I find it interesting that the song is about breaking up and letting go. Why not a song about your undying passion for one another and/or poutine? Come on, people! To be honest, it's not quite as bad as I thought it was. It actually rivals the Katy Perr...

Scarlett Johansson Is Apparently the Sexiest Woman Alive

scarlett johansson esquire For the second time, Scarlett Johansson has won Esquire's illustrious "Sexiest Woman Alive" title, making me ask the question: Is this for real? The fact that shit like this even exists is corny as hell (and has anyone noticed how many more "sexiest woman" contests there are than one for men?) but whatever, that's how the world works at this point, I suppose. And hey, as women, we do exist to be great to look at for male eyes, so I suppose it's a high honour, right? (Insert eyeroll here.) ...

Cee Lo Green May Be Prosecuted For Date Rape

cee lo green hollywood In November of 2012, Cee Lo Green was accused of rape by a woman who says the singer and The Voice judge spiked her drink at a bar, took her home, and had sex without her consent or even knowledge hence the date rape charge. She also claimed to have a recording of Cee Lo admitting it and also taking about MDMA use. Now LAPD is putting together a report that will determine if he'll be prosecuted or not. And here's more from TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, LAPD detectives submitted the case to the L.A. C...

Woody Allen Fights India’s Anti-Tobacco Laws

woody allen soon-yi hugo boss opening Woody Allen hasn't said anything about Mia Farrow's allegations that their son is actually Frank Sinatra's kid. Perhaps he's channeling it into a different fight. Okay, not really, he's probably just rolling over the whole thing and shuffling around his apartment holding up his hands asking houseplants, "Can you believe this?" while taking short breaks to play jazz clarinet and count his money. Please let this be accurate. He's got a film out, Blue Jasmine, starring Cate Blanchett and that chick from The Bachelorette, and it's getting really good reviews and buzz. But India isn't giving Allen...

Was Britney Insensitive To Gay People?

britney spears iheartradio laughing Britney Spears has become something of a gay icon, but is it something she appreciates? She made some comments in an interview that people are using against her, saying she's exploiting her LGBT fanbase by "marketing" them. Sort of like fetishizing them (and I know we can all think of another pop princess who's been accused of doing that). Here's what she said on 99.7 NOW FM in San Francisco, via Huffington Post: A lot of my hair stylists and my beauty team that I work with are gay so I hang ou...

Looks Like Khloe May Not Be Filing For Divorce Yet…Or Ever

khloe kardashian Khloe Kardashian is said to be working on divorce papers. Husband Lamar Odom's issues with drugs aren't getting any better, and Khloe wants to part. However, it looks like Khloe may not be filing for divorce yet...or ever. Because apparently, she's worried that if she does, Lamar will kill himself. From TMZ: Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ ... barring a miracle, Khloe thinks divorce is "inevitable." But she's afraid if she files, Lamar will overdose and die or be pushed over the edge and commit...

Gaga Shows Us Her ARTPOP Cover

lady gaga artpop album cover Lady Gaga tweeted her brand new album cover for her brand new album, ARTPOP, and it's kind of creepy but maybe kind of cool? The cover depicts a statue of Gaga as done by her favorite artist that she name drops in "Applause", Jeff Koons. I like it. The digitally shattered "The Birth Of Venus" painting is a bit heavy-handed, but it works. I like it because it reminds me of those statues in the milk bar in A Clockwork Orange. Gaga has since made it her twitter background and icon. So get ready to see it, and many parodies of it, all over th...

Did Charlize Theron Get Spinal Surgery?

charlize theron Apparently Charlize Theron fucked up her spine back in 2005 on the set of Aeon Flux, and she's been suffering from it for the past 7 years. Word on the street is that it got pretty bad lately and she finally decided to undergo surgery to correct it. From US Weekly: "Charlize got injured on a set and broke a vertebrae years ago," an insider tells Us. "It's been bothering her a lot lately so she had surgery to correct it and they had to go through her neck." The injury occurred when something hit her head, the source added. The stunning blonde has kept m...

Stevie Nicks Has Feelings About Cory Monteith’s Death

cory monteith Cory Monteith died earlier this summer from a fatal mix of alcohol and heroin, which is incredibly sad, especially given his young age and his talent (yes, he had talent, even if he wasn't your cup of tea). Well, if there's one fellow celebrity that knows all about the dangers of drugs, it's Stevie Nicks, and she's thought a lot about Cory's passing - enough to have something to say about it in a new interview with The Herald in Scotland: "I can't remember who it was but somebody said, 'Thi...

Kaley Cuoco Is “Too Busy” To Get Married

kaley cuoco ryan sweeting Well, you can't say it hasn't been a whirlwind few months for Kaley Cuoco. After dating/splitting up with Superman Henry Cavill, she got with some guy named Ryan Sweeting and they got engaged after only three months. Is it doomed? Most likely, but at least she's being smart by not rushing into a wedding. Not because she isn't totally in love and really happy, but just because she's "too busy" and - the ever popular answer - "enjoying being engaged". Lawwwwwwd... From US Weekly: "I'm excit...

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