

Please excuse me while I heave into the nearest bucket, but Lea Michele has let out some teasers from her album cover shoot that I suppose are meant to be "sexy" but are anything but, to me. I would never say Lea is ugly at all, and that's not what I'm meaning to imply here. What I am saying is that homegirl needs to cool her jets and pick a direction. Do you want to be Barbra Streisand and a stage diva or do you want to be a sexy pop star? If I were you, I'd pick the former because I don't th...
Justin Bieber is still a little bitch, of course [The Superficial]
Britney Spears got digitally slimmed for the 'Work Bitch' vid? [Amy Grindhouse]
Miley Cyrus won't be listening to any "old Jewish men" who advise her on her career [Celebitchy]
Gwen Stefani's baby bump may finally be showing [ICYDK]
So, how's Zac Efron doing after leaving rehab? [Lainey Gossip]
This is how Maria Menounos does fitness [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Justin Timberlake + Britney Spears 4 Eva, No Matter What!! [theBERRY]
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Boy, I'm not sure if Rihanna is going to be too readily welcomed back to Thailand next time she goes. First she gets endangered animal dealers locked up, and now her tweets about watching some woman pull random objects out of her vagina has led to another arrest in the country.
Basically, Rihanna went to a bar in Phuket last month where some sex show was happening, and of course she tweeted about it because even HER mind was blown (so you know some crazy shit was going down). Turns out, that show was illegal and ...
I'm still astonished that Katy Perry's new album, Prism, comes out in exactly one week and yet it hasn't leaked yet. Kudos to her for managing that, especially in this day and age, but I'm trying to listen to that shit, so let's get with it! In the meantime, we've got the closest thing to a leak: an album preview. That generally means the whole damn thing will hit the internet within 48 hours, but let's just enjoy the snippets of these songs for what they are, shall we?
It's certainly ...
Madonna got banned from a movie theater because the founder and CEO of Alamo Drafthouse Cinema "felt compelled to make an example of Miss Ciccone" after she was caught texting during the movie. I kind of love this. Here's the full letter from the CEO, via Deadline.com:
October 12, 2013
Managers,
As you may have heard, this past week Madonna was caught texting
during the premiere of Steve McQueen’s new film 12 YEARS A SLAVE.
Although she is the undisputed queen of pop and I personal...
Britney Spears has talked about how hard it was to be sexy in her brand new music video, "Work Bitch." It appears that someone gave her a little help in the sexy department. Images surfaced that show the "before" Brit from the music video from HOAX Films, the visual effects team for the video, and were posted on E Online. Yeah, they're called called "HOAX" but they're legit. E Online reported that the company said they, "completed sky replacements shots, set extensions and cleanup" for the ...
Sean Lowe, of last year's Bachelor and Dancing with the Stars suckfest, is going to marry his boring fiancé in January -- on live TV. They've picked an actual date, too: Jan. 26, 2014. People also reports that Mr. Lowe thinks it's all, "very exciting" and that "Watching Catherine walk down the aisle will be the best moment of my life."
I think those of us who follow the Bachelor/Bachelorette series are surprised that it's actually happening. At this point, I don't think they could back out if they ...
This story makes me all happy inside. Sir Anthony Hopkins had a marathon Breaking Bad viewing (little late, but I guess it's never too late for a great show like BB) and was so blown away by Bryan Cranston's performance that he sent him a gushing fan letter. He says Cranston's performance as Walter White is "the best acting I have ever seen -- ever." Hollywood Reporter posted the letter in full. Here it is:
Dear Mister Cranston.
I wanted to write you this email – so I am contacting you throug...
Lindsay Lohan got a new tattoo, but hasn't revealed what it is, so place your bets now -- is it going to be be another Marilyn Monroe quote? Or another Shakespeare quote? She's got 2 Marilyn quotes, one is "Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle" (which I don't think Marilyn ever actually said), and also has this terrible Shakespearean mess:
Who the hell did that? The letters are bleeding and they're not even straight and that triangle is just yikes. So hopefully the image that she instagrammed (above) of her tatto...
Mariah Carey has been slowly recovering from a pretty serious shoulder injury she sustained during a music video shoot earlier this year, and it hasn't been easy. In fact, Mariah's pretty sure it's the most difficult thing she's ever been through in her life, which is... maybe not actually the case and seems slightly exaggerative, but what do I know?
Here's Mariah's letter to her "lambs" (fans) that she posted on Facebook this weekend, giving them all the updates:
Hiiii lambs!!
I'm so ...
Katy Perry killed it in the best way on 'SNL' [PopBytes]
Here's Alexander Skarsgard as a Christ-like, shirtless cult leader [The Superficial]
Michael Douglas never had throat cancer, apparently [Amy Grindhouse]
Holy shit, here's a ton of 'Walking Dead' promos [OMG Blog]
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner = True Love Forever? [Lainey Gossip]
Amanda Seyfried is wearing something really, really ugly [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Oh, just come out as gay already, Josh Hutcherson [Celebslam]
Lea Michel...
I can't remember where I read it recently, but I think it was Robin Williams who said he was pursuing TV work because that's where the money seems to be these days. I guess Meg Ryan got that memo, since she's just signed on to star in and produce her own NBC sitcom. The series, by Family Ties writer Marc Lawrence, will see Meg as a former bigtime New York editor returning to the industry. Sounds potentially promising.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
In the half-hour single-camera comedy from wr...