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mischa barton Mischa Barton has talked about her psychiatric breakdown [The Frisky] Aaron Taylor-Johnson might be the new Christian Grey? [The Superficial] Bruce Jenner can't wait to quit 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' [Amy Grindhouse] I really don't need to see Jennifer Aniston's face this close up [theBERRY] Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are riding bikes together [Lainey Gossip] Benedict Cumberbatch doesn't really want to talk about Julian Assange [Celebitchy] Does Joanna Krupa ever put clothes on? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Tina...

Paris Hilton + S&M + Terry Richardson = Disaster

paris hilton terry richardson 8 Oh look, it's a Terry Richardson photo shoot in which the subjects aren't naked! It's a Christmas miracle! And a blessing for your eyes, since this time around, the subject is Paris Hilton (and not like we haven't seen her bits already, anyway). Her sister, Nicki Hilton, also pops up in a few of the photos, which is kinda funny because I forgot she existed, probably because she's far less obnoxious than her sister and less of a fame whore. I'm not sure what the occasion was, but I do know...

Are Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes the New Power Couple?

katie holmes jamie foxx In what is probably the most bizarre couple rumour I've heard in a long ass time, apparently Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx have paired up and are getting freaky with each other. This all started because they were both seen dancing and partying in the Hamptons together a few weeks back. It was actually a charity event called Apollo in the Hamptons: A Night of Legends, but of course the papers don't pay attention to all that factual nonsense. Jamie set the record straight to Entertainment Tonight: "[I...

“The View” Fans Find Jenny McCarthy “Off-Putting”

jenny-mccarthy-view Jenny McCarthy is not making a whole lot of fans by joining The View. Sources say she may be fired pretty soon, as viewers find her "more off-putting than Elisabeth [Hasselbeck]." The sources are from Radar Online so grain of salt and all that but really, who doesn't find this hard to believe? Here's the rest of the report, via Daily News: "ABC has begun doing deep research on Jenny's work on the show and the initial findings are that viewers want to tune out the second she opens her mouth!" a product...

Would You Try Naomi Watts’ “Cheeky” Flirting Move?

naomi watts liev schreiber vespa Naomi Watts is married to Liev Schreiber which even though I know it's a fact, it just sounds wrong to me. Not "wrong" as in morally wrong just "wrong" as in incorrect. BUT IT'S TRUE. They met in 2005 at the Met Gala (see, Paltrow? Some people have a great time at these) and Ms. Watts told Allure magazine how she piqued his interest. From Allure via Zimbio: He got up to say he was leaving, and I was like, ‘Oh, shit.’ So I said something cheeky. ‘Don’t you want my digits?’ It made him ...

David Bowie Voted Best-Dressed Brit In History

david bowie the man who fell to earth David Bowie was named the best-dressed British person in history by BBC History Magazine. I'm sure Daniel Radcliffe was a close second (dat blue suit). And if Moby didn't feel badly enough about losing Bowie's hat, now he's got to deal with this. He lost the hat of the most well-dressed Briton in history. That poor man. Mr. David Robert Jones faced some stiff competition. From HistoryExtra.com the official site of BBC History Magazine: Other contenders for the title were Queen Elizabeth I...

Selena Gomez Fell Down

selena gomez performing Selena Gomez was performing in Fairfax Virginia when she miscalculated a dance move and accidentally fell down. It sounds more dramatic than it was. She was singing "Slow Down" while jumping and got too close to the edge. She let out a girly shriek as she fell (as would I) but it wasn't a far tumble, and her friends and backup crew helped her up. She was very confident about the whole thing. Sometimes you just feel like watching celebs fall down. Unless we're talking about Justin Bieber's...

How Much Did Kris Humphries Get For Kim’s Engagement Ring?

kim kardashian kris humphries Kris Humphries bought Kim Kardashian a $2 million engagement ring, and while he didn't get nearly all of that back, he got a lot more than estimated. The ring went up for auction at Christie's, and was (according to The Daily News), "valued at between $300,000 and $500,000" (Daily News). So how much did he get? Dude got $749,000 for this ugly-ass ring: I think Lauren Conrad's engagement ring is about a bajillion times nicer. Kris and Kim were married for 72 days. Never forget. ...

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kris jenner Drunk Aunt Karen is still talking about Kris Jenner to the press? [Amy Grindhouse] Is Jenny McCarthy getting fired from 'The View'? [Celebitchy] Why is Joanna Krupa always topless? [The Superficial] Milla Jovovich has the most adorable dogs! [ICYDK] JoJo has turned into a mermaid, apparently [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Gwyneth Paltrow could never be mad at Jay-Z [Lainey Gossip] Oh no, Lily Collins, you in danger, girl [theBERRY] Is '22 Jump Street' actually gonna be any good? [The Frisky] Robert Redford definitely gets 'Quote of the Da...

Avril Lavigne Is Still 12, But Also “Sexual” in ‘Hello Kitty’

avril lavigne Avril Lavigne wants to assault our ears with a new song called 'Hello Kitty' which is apparently about her love of the Japanese cartoon brand but also has a "flirtatious" and "sexual" side to it... and that makes me want to chop off my eyes and ears. Here's what she told Digital Spy about the track: "'Hello Kitty' was such an interesting topic and subject," she said. "It was really exciting for me. "I didn't want it to sound like anything I'd done before. I wanted it to sound over the top so I ended up hiring a new producer to help me with...

Newsflash: Kate Winslet Is Very, Very Pregnant

kate winslet In case you missed it, Kate Winslet is extremely pregnant with her third child and she's also promoting her new movie, Labor Day (IRONY??? LOL!!!) at all the film festivals. Most recently, she hit up the BFI London Film Festival on Monday night and looked damn good in a long red dress. When is this baby due? Not much to say on this one, just thought we could all use a lesson on effortless beauty and grace on this fine Tuesday. [gallery columns="4" ids="140572,140575,140574,140573"] Follow ...

Mail Call For Miley Cyrus – She’s Got Another Open Letter!

miley cyrus sufjan stevens Miley Cyrus has got another open letter, but it's not from Sinead O'Connor this time. No, instead it's from indie musician Sufjan Stevens, who I used to listen to back in my ~cool indie college phase~ but haven't really thought of in years. His letter to Miley was on the humourous side, and was meant to poke fun at the structure of some of the songs on Bangerz. This is all fine and well and "ha ha" (though not in any actual way) but... why? Here's the letter, which he published on his "ghet...