Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tom Hanks Wants To Play A Batman Villian

tom hanks paris Tom Hanks is kind of adorable. He gave an interview where he pleaded to be a superhero villain, particularly someone in the Batman universe. I guess seeing Tom Hanks as a villain would be something new, and if Ben Affleck can play Batman, anything is possible. Here's what he told Showbiz 411 via Huffington Post: They don’t ask me, man. I keep trying. Come on, I can do it. I can do it. Even let me play a bad guy, let me play the bad guy against Batman. I’ll do anything, call me. They’ve never asked. What do I gotta do? God, I want to throw a shield at somebody. I want that. And I d...

Kristen Bell Got Married At The Beverly Hills Courthouse

Kristen+Bell+Dax+Shepard+CMT Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard got quietly and spontaneously married at the Beverly Hills courthouse. Apparently they weren't planning to wed yesterday (October 17) -- they just wanted to get their marriage license -- but somehow, it happened. From TMZ: The couple had a no-frills ceremony at the Beverly Hills County Clerk Office. We're told there was a photographer present, and Kristen was crying. According to eye witnesses, Kristen and Dax went to the clerk office just to get their marriage license...

Kate Moss Has Mandatory Cigarette Breaks In Her Contract

kate moss cigarette photo Kate Moss is a lifelong smoker, and she's not going to change. Quite the contrary. She's put a cigarette clause in her contract that guarantees her cigarette breaks. She could have a smoke-off with Macaulay Culkin. New York Magazine's The Cut reports that her contract stipulates a cigarette break every 15 minutes. Jesus. Her make-up artist must work overtime to hide the ravages of smoking. Do you smoke? What's your brand? How long have you been smoking, and why? Let's call this post a cigarette break. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

People Are Apparently Flipping Out Over Melissa McCarthy’s Elle Cover

melissa mccarthy elle cover People are apparently flipping out over Melissa McCarthy's Elle magazine cover -- and not in a good way. God forbid you put a heavy (by Hollywood standards) woman in an overcoat on a fashion magazine cover. The issue (no pun intended) appears to be that she's covered up. People are saying the magazine is "fat shaming" her. Here's more from E Online: ... while the 43-year-old actress undoubtedly looks stunning in the shot, critics are slamming Elle for covering up the curvy actress, who's barely...

Women Really Like Michael Fassbender Now

michael fassbender And no, it's not because he whipped it out repeatedly in Shame. No, apparently it's just his general fame that has the ladies flocking to Michael Fassbender... and he doesn't really seem to see a problem with that. From GQ: "I make a lot more friends, you know what I mean? You become a lot more successful in terms of, like, talking to a girl. She's all of a sudden more interested in me. "I know that, like, three years ago, she would've walked away after two sentences left my mouth." He continued: "I remember I was sitting at this...

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alex rodriguez Alex Rodriguez really loves hiring hookers [Celebitchy] Um... why is there an E.T. porn parody? [The Superficial] Miley Cyrus is in another rap video wearing only glitter [Amy Grindhouse] Okay, Zac Efron, we get it now [Lainey Gossip] Does Paul McCartney want a piece of Miley Cyrus? [Celebslam] Fred Armisen + The Clash = pure brilliance [OMG Blog] Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston both got 'Breaking Bad' tattoos [The Frisky] Well, that doesn't look like Caleb Followill [Socialite Life] C...

Here’s Katy Perry’s New Single, ‘Unconditionally’

katy perry Katy Perry's Prism FINALLY leaked yesterday, in case that's something you were looking forward to as much as I was. It's really good! It's a LOT different to Teenage Dream - much darker, a bit dancier - but I'm loving it so far. I don't necessarily know that I'm loving 'Unconditionally' as the choice for the next single. It's a good song, of course, but there are so many good ones on there that are better than this one. Give it a listen: There's a few self-empowerment tracks on the a...

Madonna Wore a Thong For Uncle Terry

madonna terry richardson 3 For some unknown reason, celebrities seem to think Terry Richardson is the bee's knees. I think he's a pervert and a misogynist, among other things, but to-may-toe, tom-ah-toe, I suppose. Madonna is the most recent celebrity to step in front of his lens, this time for her Harper's Bazaar cover shoot, where she donned a pleather thong and wore that hideous ass grill that just needs to go somewhere. Preferably not in her mouth. Can't hate on Madonna's arm game, though - like, let me get a ticket ...

Mike Myers and Kelly Tisdale Are Expecting Their Second Child

mike myers kelly tisdale Mike Myers and his wife Kelly Tisdale are already parents to a 2-year-old son called Spike (sorry, kid), but now they're going to be welcoming another baby. That's right, Kelly is pregnant! That's really all we know about it, so I'm afraid I have no supporting quotes or anything like that. Mike Myers is just gonna be a dad again. Oh wait, let's show what he said to Deadline about fatherhood last month, shall we? "Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, the...

Oh Great, It’s Mario Lopez’s Taint

mario lopez Aaaaaand something for the ladies (and homosexual men): Mario Lopez split his pants and felt the need to take a selfie of his taint (covered, thank Christ) to post on Twitter. What the hell is wrong with people and their lack of common sense/boundaries? Yes, it might be funny to you that you tore your pants, but why not just tell the story rather than taking a picture of you with your legs spread wide open and your finger pointing to the space between your dick and asshole? Classy. In cas...

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joe jonas Wait, so Joe Jonas is doing heroin now? [Amy Grindhouse] Want to see Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger's video? Too bad! [The Superficial] Kate Winslet will get HEATED if you bring her kids into it [ICYDK] Whatever happened to Julia Roberts being the queen? [Lainey Gossip] Leonardo DiCaprio's new girlfriend is straight from the '70s [Celebslam] No, Vanessa Bayer... please be quiet [OMG Blog] Katy Perry is the new face of Cover Girl [Starpulse] Shots fired! Is Justin Timber...