Tori Spelling, man, I want to like you (I wanted Donna Martin to graduate!) but you are really bringing the cringe for me. Tori Spelling’s latest try-hard moment is telling the world she has a sex tape and that someone is interested in leaking it. Is that someone you, Tori? Because you’d like to buy a new handbag for the first time in 3 years?
From The Los Angeles Times:
Tori Spelling has a sex tape, shot with husband Dean McDermott on Valentine’s Day 2009, she revealed recently in her new book. And someone’s reportedly interested in making it public.
Mmmm-hmmm. Actually there is one person interested, but probably only because Tori brought it to him, and that person is Steve Hirsch, of Vivid Entertainment. Vivid is responsible for giving Farrah Abraham a crapload of money. He wrote Spelling in a letter,
This is a serious offer for a real tape and it could yield significant returns to help you through your difficult financial situation
Spelling and McDermott say they’re not interested in selling it.
That picture is giving me nightmares already & I’ve seen her chest/cleavage area. *shudder*
Can’t sleep… Bewbs are going to eat me!