Chris Brown, let’s all say it together: I cannot even. This twit ass-clown keeps f-cking up. How? How is it possible to f-ck up so badly?
His latest f-ckup is getting arrested in D.C. for assault. It’s a felony charge. Here’s more from CBS News:
Singer Chris Brown was arrested this morning and charged with felony assault, the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department has confirmed to CBS News.
D.C. police spokesperson Paul Metcalf said the 24-year-old Brown got into a physical altercation with an adult male near the W Hotel located on K and 15th street around 4:25 a.m. local time.
DCPD did not disclose the condition of the victim, but said “he’s alive.”
Chris Hollosy, a 35-year-old male, was also arrested in the incident and was charged the same.
“He’s alive” — good news.
Can’t wait to see how Chris Browns complains to twitter about how everyone hates him and nothing is his fault.
splendid.
He’s a royal asshole and king dirtbag
The DC news here says the guy who got beaten was trying to photobomb a picture some folks were taking with Chris Brown, when weenie boy got irate.
They don’t bend over backwards in DC like they do in California for street scum like Chris Brown.