Katy Perry Wants Daniel Radcliffe to Call Her

Right, so let’s cut to the chase on this one. Apparently Dan Radcliffe saw Katy Perry somewhere sometime and couldn’t speak because he saw her across the room and was mesmerized by her or something because she’s his celebrity crush (why don’t I buy this?). Anyway, Katy was told about this and here’s what The Sun quotes as her response:

“Oh please, this isn’t the third grade. Just ring me, Daniel. Don’t be shy, or get your people to call mine if you like.

“I am totally taken so it’s not about that. I think he’s cool and I’d really like to get to know him. We’ll all go out and party.”

Dear God. Can you see these two hanging out? I’m trying to imagine it and I just can’t. Who knows? Maybe they’d have an amazing time and John Mayer would get out his guitar and they could all have a little singalong and talk about their feelings. Stranger friendships have happened.

P.S. Nice beard crush, DRad. Katy Perry is pretty hot!