Today's Evil Beet Gossip

After Winning An Emmy, Jeff Daniels Tweets Photo From Dumber And Dumber To

jeff daniels twitter photo dumb and dumber Jeff Daniels is having a good week. He won an Emmy, beating out favorites Jon Hamm and Bryan Cranston. And now he's on the set Dumb and Dumber To (get it?) having a jolly good time, tweeting photos. He and Jim Carrey have on their best Dumb and Dumber faces and aside from looking significantly older (Mr. Daniels especially), not much has changed. Are YOU excited for this 20-year-later sequel?   {democracy:551} Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Dina Lohan To Police Officer: “I’m Not Crazy”

dina lohan going to court not guilty dui Dina Lohan got pulled over for drunk driving, but she must have taken a detour along the way into Denial City, because she's pleading not guilty. Details of her arrest leaked and she pulled a total Reese Witherspoon even though she has nowhere near the amount of fame as Mrs. "I Am Allowed To Stand On American Ground." Daily News explains how it went down: “I’m not crazy,” Dina Lohan told a New York state trooper. “These questions are stupid.” Dina’s damning words were in a crim...

Simon Cowell’s Going To Put a Ring On It

simon cowell lauren silverman It's all been a bit of a mess for Simon Cowell since he got his (former, I'm assuming) friend's soon-to-be ex-wife Lauren Silverman pregnant a few months ago. Well, while Simon's life has already been changed by his impending fatherhood, it's about to change even more as he's confirmed speculation that it's a son he's expecting... and that he plans to marry Lauren. Nothing like a shotgun wedding borne out of strict adherence to traditional standards and no actual desire to be married! From Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show (via DS): Speaking ab...

Miley Cyrus “Mentors” Justin Bieber, Apparently

miley cyrus rolling stone It's sort of hilarious that in the new issue of Rolling Stone, Miley Cyrus starts running her mouth about how Justin Bieber might "ruin" his fame if he keeps being a controversial asshole. Pot, meet kettle. Apparently, Miley considers herself to be Justin's "mentor" AND that she's way more mature because, LOL boyz r so dum!!! I can't with this girl. I mean, I never really could, but I definitely can't now. Parked next to us is a black Range Rover. "I'm not gonna lie," she says. "I think that ...

One Direction’s Liam Wants To Save You From Snakes

liam payne Ever the gentleman, One Direction's least attractive member (I mean, relatively speaking considering all of them look like 12-year-old boys) and the resident Gary Barlow of the group (as in, he's apparently the most "sensible" and "mature") Liam Payne has tried to save fans from snakes! Literal snakes! You see, One Direction is over in Australia right now - Adelaide to be particular - and fans will do anything to get close to them... including risk getting bitten by poisonous snakes in a habitat behi...

Here’s Hayley Williams and Zedd’s Video for ‘Stay the Night’

hayley williams zedd I'm sort of a little more than obsessed with Hayley Williams from Paramore, who happens to be both one of the most amazing vocalists AND one of the nicest people (seriously, we bonded over the fact that we were both swearing sweatpants when I interviewed her), so I'll take any opportunity to post about her. I don't really know too much about Zedd, but the pair teamed up for a song called 'Stay the Night', and now there's a video! Have a listen below and admire Hayley's amazing hair, as per...

Ke$ha Fans Want to “Free” Her From Dr. Luke’s Death Grip

dr luke ke$ha Ke$ha has been collaborating with pop producer Dr. Luke for pretty much her entire career, and it's him that's responsible for even bringing her into the public eye. In fact, apparently she signed an eight album deal with his Kemosabe Records when she was 18, which is kind of insane. Who even offers an 8 album deal??? Anyway, Ke$ha fans are pretty pissed off about this all of a sudden and think Dr. Luke is ruining her career, so they've started a petition to "free" her. This is a doozy, b...

Lady GaGa Dubs Adam Levine “The Art Police” After Twitter Comments

lady gaga adam levine I don't think anyone with common sense would argue that Lady GaGa represents a new era in music and is putting out shit that no one has ever thought of or done before. After all, Madonna did the same and did it better back in the '80s - GaGa is just an extension of that at best and a poor imitation at worst. Anyhow, Adam Levine from Maroon 5 apparently felt the need to call that out on Twitter with the following messages: Ugh..recycling old art for a younger generation doesn't make you a...

Kanye West: ‘Kim Kardashian loves me without asking for money’

kanye Oh, Kanye, ever the gentleman. On one hand, I get it - when you're rich, it must be really hard to date someone that's not "in the business" because you never know if they're genuine or if they're only interested in you because you've got money and connections and they want to take advantage of it. Still, I don't know that "must be rich themselves" should be a quantifier for any relationship like it clearly is for Kanye. If you missed his interview with Zane Lowe on Radio 1, which was bro...

Jon Gosselin Shot At A Paparazzo

jon gosselin tmz gun photo Jon Gosselin thought he was escaping media attention when he moved to Pennsylvania to live in cabin and work as a waiter, but it seems to have the opposite effect. When a female photographer tried to take his photo, he shot at her. Well, it was a "warning shot." I guess the warning was, next time I will shoot at you instead of near you? Here's what he told TMZ: I am licensed to carry a concealed handgun, which I withdrew and used to fire a warning shot AWAY from the paparazza. It is well within ...

Jon Hamm Is Getting Surgery, Please Sign Our Get Well Soon Card

JON HAMM GET WELL SOON SURGERY Jon Hamm was coughing up blood due to throat polyps. Thankfully he was well enough to show up at the Emmys in a huge beard and not win. But he's still going to get his condition taken care of. A source is telling Huffington Post that Mr. Hamm has decided to undergo surgery to make him not cough up blood anymore. Capitol idea! From Huffpo: A rep for the actor confirmed to The Huffington Post that Hamm would be having surgery, calling it a "routine outpatient procedure to remove a single polyp from his throat." Previ...

In The Battle Of Kelly Clarkson VS Jane Austen, Jane Austen Won

 2013 CMA Music Festival Over the summer, Kelly Clarkson won a bid for $228,000 for a ring belonging to Jane Austen. This did not please Britain, who wanted to keep the ring in Ms. Austen's homeland. Ms. Clarkson was like, "Huh? No" or something and Britain was like, "We will find a way, Ms. Clarkson" and then resumed petting a long white fluffy cat on the head. Well, they did find a way. Here's the bragging, directly from Jane Austen('s House Museum website): We are pleased to announce that our campaign to raise fun...