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Oprah Kicked Lindsay’s Ass

Oprah kicked Lindsay Lohan's ass -- metaphorically, of course. Oprah made the hilarious decisions to give Lohan a "docuseries" and an interview and pay her $2 million for the whole shebang. Apparently Lohan was up to her usual tricks of not showing up on time and flaking. Oprah was having none of that shit. From TMZ, my favorite Lohan story providers:
Lindsay was a disaster at the beginning of the project -- at times just being a no-show -- which doesn't work in Oprah's world. We're told Oprah went to Dina's house on Long Island for a showdown with Lindsay. She told Lindsay either clean up her act or the project is over and Lindsay would not get her $2 million paycheck. Our sources say Lindsay had a bunch of excuses ... she was spending time trying to find an apartment in NYC, she had other projects she was trying to finish, there were "miscommunications" between her people and the folks at OWN, yada yada. [...] We're told Lindsay is now cooperating and things have been running okay for nearly a month, but Oprah is still watching Lindsay like a hawk.
There's an old saying Dr. Phil was rather fond of: "How can you tell an addict is lying? When their lips are moving." It's sad but I've found that it's true. And Lohan proves that it doesn't matter how much money or how much fame you have. Addiction can hit anyone. That being said, get your shit together, Lindsay. And Oprah, make better decisions. Come on now.
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/>Oprah kicked Lindsay Lohan's ass -- metaphorically, of course. Oprah made the hilarious decisions to give Lohan a "docuseries" and an interview and pay her $2 million for the whole shebang. Apparently Lohan was up to her usual tricks of not showing up on time and flaking. Oprah was having none of that shit. From TMZ, my favorite Lohan story providers: Lindsay was a disaster at the beginning of the project -- at times just being a no-show -- which doesn't work in Oprah's world. We're told Oprah ...

WTF? Kendra Wilkinson Had A Stroke

kendra wilkinson yoga Kendra Wilkinson, of Playboy fame, apparently suffered a minor stroke when she was in that car accident back in April. At the time, reports were that while the accident was bad, Wilkinson wasn't seriously injured. But now a source is telling E! News something a little different (though they're saying she's okay now). Via E Online: E! News has exclusively learned that the reality star suffered a "minor stroke" during the collision. Doctors made the discovery through CT scans just days after the terrifyi...

That Was Fast: Kaley Cuoco Engaged After 3 Months

kaley cuoco engaged ryan sweeting emmy awards This will surely last. Kaley Cuoco, who was dating Henry Cavill for a hot second not even 4 months ago, is now engaged to tennis player Ryan Sweeting. Her rep confirmed it to Us Weekly and a source added, It's only been three months but she knows Ryan is the one. When you know, you know. Okay. Apparently they got engaged yesterday, 9/25. Someone's either not doing their math right or knows something we don't, because she apparently broke up with Superman in early July and it's now the end of Septemb...

Rihanna Actually Really Hates Partying

rihanna alan carr Rihanna's life might seem like an endless stream of blunts, nudity and bad behaviour, but don't get the wrong idea! She actually hates partying and the clubs and wearing high heels and all the stuff she does EVERY SINGLE DAY and feels the need to Instagram extensively. I don't know how we could have possibly got the wrong idea from that! Appearing on Alan Carr's Chattyman (a pretty hilarious UK talkshow), Rihanna explained it as follows (via DS): "I hate partying," the singer confessed. "I don't know if it...

‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Has Some Creepy New Opening Credits

I don't watch American Horror Story because... I don't know, because I never have time and it never struck me as all that interesting because I can't stand Ryan Murphy. However, I have heard it's good and the new opening credits for the series has sorta piqued my interest. Apparently the third season is set in the present day and in the 1860s and will deal with themes including witchcraft, voodoo and witch trials. There will be 13 episodes, the first of which will premiere on FX on October 9. Do you watch American Horror Story? Should I join the club? /> I don't watch American Horror Story because... I don't know, because I never have time and it never struck me as all that interesting because I can't stand Ryan Murphy. However, I have heard it's good and the new opening credits for the series has sorta piqued my interest. Apparently the third season is set in the present day and in the 1860s and will deal with themes including witchcraft, voodoo and witch trials. There will be 13 episodes, the first of which will premiere on FX on October 9...

Paris Hilton’s Idea of a ‘Good Time’ Includes Writhing Around in a Bikini

paris hilton Paris Hilton managed to get a record deal with Cash Money Records - for what reason, we'll never know - and she's getting ready to bring out the video for her new single 'Good Time', which features Lil Wayne and was produced by Afrojack, who I'm vaguely confusing for that guy who sang that 'Cos I Got High' song some years back. Totally not the same person, by the way. Anyhow, that's neither here nor there. Paris gave a 15 second teaser of the video for 'Good Time' on her Instagram page ye...

Are Chris Brown and Drake Friends Now?

drake chris brown Drake and Chris Brown hate each other. They're like oil and water - they do not mix under any circumstances, and it's all Rihanna's fault (isn't it always?). Well, apparently they've decided to let bygones be bygones and are now getting all pally at the club or something after Def Jam boss Abou Thiam brought them together. Things got so friendly, that they were apparently "hugging and drinking" together? I mean, I dunno. From The New York Post: The musicians — who got into an epic fracas at Soho nightclub W.I.P. in 2012 — hugged it out at the iHeartRadio M...

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Want #Hashtags To Go Away

jimmy fallon justin timberlake Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon are good friends and have been for years - Jimmy even spoke did improv(?) at Justin's wedding! - and they're always doing stupid shit together. Of course, by stupid shit I mean funny shit. Last night hashtag skit on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon was no exception. I won't even describe - you can just watch! If Justin ever decides to give up his music and his ~serious acting~ careers, I really think he'd be a great comedic star. He's got really good timing,...

Lady GaGa Still Finishing ‘ARTPOP’, Feeling “Like an Atelier”

lady gaga itunes Here I've been thinking Lady GaGa's new album, ARTPOP, was going to leak any day and turns out... she hasn't even finished it! That's right, the mermaid appropriator is still working on her next piece of "art" and is feeling what all the world's great designers must feel like when they create beautiful couture for runways in Paris and Milan. Of course she does. in the final days finishing ARTPOP. i feel like an atelier. refining seams. ironing fabrics. needling the last thread of my couture ...

Melissa Joan Hart Was On A Lot Of Drugs In 1999

melissa joan hart 2013 Melissa Joan Hart "explains it all" in an upcoming memoir that I totally want to read but wouldn't admit unless you were offering me a free copy of the book, in which case I would say, "Oh God please give me one, yes." She's released some tidbits to Life & Style and they're just as juicy and '90s fab as you could hope for. There's drugs! She says, "I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half." "One of her crazier adventures involved t...

Well This Is Weird: Lindsay Lohan’s Half-Sister Got Plastic Surgery To Look Like Her

lindsay lohan half sister plastic surgery Lindsay Lohan's family is getting a little crazier. Lohan's half-sister, Ashley Horn (they share Michael Lohan as their dad), got plastic surgery to look just like Lindsay, "in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old" she told inTouch. Yeah,I'm not seeing the resemblance. The magazine posted a side-by-side comparison (above) but used a photo of Lindsay from last year, not when she was 18/19. I'm hoping they're being snarky and making some kind of statement about how much plastic surgery ...

Lily Allen’s New Album Will Be “Empowering”

lily allen I'm pretty stoked for Lily Allen's new album that's coming out next year, but everyone is sorta wondering what it's going to be like since she's been out of the spotlight for so long and she has kids now. A lot of times, musicians get a bit soft/shit after they have kids, but Lily has promised that's not the case. Apparently her musical tastes haven't changed at all and actually, the new record will be "empowering" for women. From Hello! magazine (via DS): "It's not an earnest, 'I'm a mo...