Kelly Osbourne lost a shit ton of weight after appearing on Dancing with the Stars, and good for her. Although it seems her whole identity now revolves around how not fat she is and how fat she used to be - yuck! - she wants everyone to know that she still feels like a "former fat person" (she actually said this) and is, accordingly, launching a plus-sized fashion range for women.
Here's what Kelly told reporters about her new endeavour (via DS):
"I had one of the most exciting meetings ...
Hayden Panettiere is getting her misspelled tattoo removed [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Jack Nicholson retire from acting without us knowing? [The Superficial]
We're still waiting for confirmation on Gwen Stefani's third pregnancy [Lainey Gossip]
Angelina Jolie's kids are getting so big so quickly! [Celebitchy]
Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long are an awkward couple [Drunken Stepfather]
Alice Eve is wearing peach coloured underwear, apparently [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Surprise! Big Brother houseguests are terrible people! [C...
It's about goddamn time. Jane Lynch has been brilliant since pretty much forever. She first came onto my radar when I saw her in Christopher Guest's Best In Show, in which she played the lesbian dog trainer who was having an affair with Jennifer Coolidge's character. She was amazing. She also had a great bit part in A Mighty Wind, The 40-Year Old Virgin and tons of others. Still, she didn't really get popular until she became Sue Sylvester on Glee (one of the only redeeming things about that sh...
Miley Cyrus can hardly be looked to as an example of desirable behaviour, by any means, but Miss "I'm So Fucked Up! Tee Hee!" has gone so far as to even brag about her bullshit on Twitter. It's simple: a paparazzo was trying to take her picture, she didn't like it, so she called him a "cunt". Of course that was going to come out in the press anyway (well... maybe?), Miley took her chance to brag about it on Twitter, first:
Just called this paparazzi a CUNT. So before he makes breaking "n...
Kim Kardashian is killing me with these photos. I think they're meant to be taken seriously. They were shot for Vogue Paris editor-in-chief Carine Roitfeld's new magazine, CR Fashion Book. According to Daily News they were shot by Karl Lagerfeld one month before Kardashian gave birth. You guys. I'm dying here.
Let's hope for her sake the Vogue website uploads and never deletes these.
You can get it on newsstands 9/12.
[gallery ids="138588,138590,138591"]...
Lamar Odom is nice and safe in rehab, after a pretty tumultuous 2 weeks. He went on a bender, got into a minor car accident, and then a few days later got arrested for driving under the influence. If the only good thing that happened to you all week was that you got Taco Bell, you're not having the best week. I would say that going into rehab is a good choice. From Starpulse:
"He realized he needs help," said one of two sources who confirmed the news to People magazine on Wednesday.
Odom...
Dave Chappelle performed at a Funny Or Die comedy show in Connecticut and it didn't go well -- he was booed. He threw a hissy fit, told the audience he hated them, and left the stage. He's still pissed off about it. Here's some of what he had to say about the incident, at a show he did in Chicago last night from TMZ:
"I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States," Chappelle said ... "but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut."
Chappelle then called the crowd "evil" ... and descri...
Scarlett Johansson is engaged and she has a big-ass gross ring to show for it! Okay so it's not my style. Maybe it's yours! Here it is! Let's all look!
Side view plus awful tattoo:
She is marrying a Mr. Romain Dauriac. He is a French journalist. ScarJo loves the French. Hey, remember when she was married to Ryan Reynolds? Seems like a million years ago, right?
Bitch got skinnnaaaaayyyyyyy! See more pics of her from he 70th Venice International Film Festival.
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BILL NYE. BILL FREAKING NYE. Bill Nye "The Science Guy" is one of twelve contestants competing in season 17 of Dancing with the Stars. Fantastic!! Here are the rest of your dancing heroes.
-- Snooki. Yes, it's happened.
-- Leah Remini rumors were true, though she was not on Good Morning America this morning with the rest of the cast. I hope she's safe.
-- Valerie Harper, which was already confirmed.
-- Glee alum Amber Riley. (She will be paired with Derek Hough. If you watch the show, y...
Last week, it was revealed that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are taking a bit of a break in their marriage, which has a lot of people upset/sad/whatever. Of course, Michael is now saying that everyone is making a big deal out of nothing and that there's actually no issue there, despite his earlier admission that they were going to "take time to evaluate and work on" their marriage.
While promoting Behind the Candelabra in Berlin, here's what he told The AP about the state of affairs at home:
"I ...
This one almost writes itself, really, I know. Jennifer Lopez is a lot of things - a superstar and diva, a great dancer, a mediocre actress, a lady with a legendary ass... but a great singer is not one of those things. It's okay - we can't be good at everything! Still, it's pretty funny that she's admitted that she was "insecure" about singing, because anyone who has heard Jennifer Lopez sing probably understands why she felt that way. She's not the worst singer, and autotune does her good, but it's not her life's calling.
Fro...
Noel Gallagher is a misanthrope of the highest order, and that's what makes him hilarious. He's like Oscar the Grouch in human form - he hates everything and everyone and that's all there is to it. So, of course he had to spout off in an interview with GQ (which he probably hated doing) about how much he hates people who live the rock star lifestyle and have big entourages... like Rihanna, for instance.
"I don't do rock star stuff. I don't wear sunglasses all the time - I tend to wear them w...
Kelly Osbourne lost a shit ton of weight after appearing on Dancing with the Stars, and good for her. Although it seems her whole identity now revolves around how not fat she is and how fat she used to be - yuck! - she wants everyone to know that she still feels like a "former fat person" (she actually said this) and is, accordingly, launching a plus-sized fashion range for women.
Here's what Kelly told reporters about her new endeavour (via DS):
"I had one of the most exciting meetings ...
Hayden Panettiere is getting her misspelled tattoo removed [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Jack Nicholson retire from acting without us knowing? [The Superficial]
We're still waiting for confirmation on Gwen Stefani's third pregnancy [Lainey Gossip]
Angelina Jolie's kids are getting so big so quickly! [Celebitchy]
Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long are an awkward couple [Drunken Stepfather]
Alice Eve is wearing peach coloured underwear, apparently [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Surprise! Big Brother houseguests are terrible people! [C...
It's about goddamn time. Jane Lynch has been brilliant since pretty much forever. She first came onto my radar when I saw her in Christopher Guest's Best In Show, in which she played the lesbian dog trainer who was having an affair with Jennifer Coolidge's character. She was amazing. She also had a great bit part in A Mighty Wind, The 40-Year Old Virgin and tons of others. Still, she didn't really get popular until she became Sue Sylvester on Glee (one of the only redeeming things about that sh...
Miley Cyrus can hardly be looked to as an example of desirable behaviour, by any means, but Miss "I'm So Fucked Up! Tee Hee!" has gone so far as to even brag about her bullshit on Twitter. It's simple: a paparazzo was trying to take her picture, she didn't like it, so she called him a "cunt". Of course that was going to come out in the press anyway (well... maybe?), Miley took her chance to brag about it on Twitter, first:
Just called this paparazzi a CUNT. So before he makes breaking "n...
Kim Kardashian is killing me with these photos. I think they're meant to be taken seriously. They were shot for Vogue Paris editor-in-chief Carine Roitfeld's new magazine, CR Fashion Book. According to Daily News they were shot by Karl Lagerfeld one month before Kardashian gave birth. You guys. I'm dying here.
Let's hope for her sake the Vogue website uploads and never deletes these.
You can get it on newsstands 9/12.
[gallery ids="138588,138590,138591"]...
Lamar Odom is nice and safe in rehab, after a pretty tumultuous 2 weeks. He went on a bender, got into a minor car accident, and then a few days later got arrested for driving under the influence. If the only good thing that happened to you all week was that you got Taco Bell, you're not having the best week. I would say that going into rehab is a good choice. From Starpulse:
"He realized he needs help," said one of two sources who confirmed the news to People magazine on Wednesday.
Odom...
Dave Chappelle performed at a Funny Or Die comedy show in Connecticut and it didn't go well -- he was booed. He threw a hissy fit, told the audience he hated them, and left the stage. He's still pissed off about it. Here's some of what he had to say about the incident, at a show he did in Chicago last night from TMZ:
"I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States," Chappelle said ... "but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut."
Chappelle then called the crowd "evil" ... and descri...
Scarlett Johansson is engaged and she has a big-ass gross ring to show for it! Okay so it's not my style. Maybe it's yours! Here it is! Let's all look!
Side view plus awful tattoo:
She is marrying a Mr. Romain Dauriac. He is a French journalist. ScarJo loves the French. Hey, remember when she was married to Ryan Reynolds? Seems like a million years ago, right?
Bitch got skinnnaaaaayyyyyyy! See more pics of her from he 70th Venice International Film Festival.
[gallery columns="5...
BILL NYE. BILL FREAKING NYE. Bill Nye "The Science Guy" is one of twelve contestants competing in season 17 of Dancing with the Stars. Fantastic!! Here are the rest of your dancing heroes.
-- Snooki. Yes, it's happened.
-- Leah Remini rumors were true, though she was not on Good Morning America this morning with the rest of the cast. I hope she's safe.
-- Valerie Harper, which was already confirmed.
-- Glee alum Amber Riley. (She will be paired with Derek Hough. If you watch the show, y...
Last week, it was revealed that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are taking a bit of a break in their marriage, which has a lot of people upset/sad/whatever. Of course, Michael is now saying that everyone is making a big deal out of nothing and that there's actually no issue there, despite his earlier admission that they were going to "take time to evaluate and work on" their marriage.
While promoting Behind the Candelabra in Berlin, here's what he told The AP about the state of affairs at home:
"I ...
This one almost writes itself, really, I know. Jennifer Lopez is a lot of things - a superstar and diva, a great dancer, a mediocre actress, a lady with a legendary ass... but a great singer is not one of those things. It's okay - we can't be good at everything! Still, it's pretty funny that she's admitted that she was "insecure" about singing, because anyone who has heard Jennifer Lopez sing probably understands why she felt that way. She's not the worst singer, and autotune does her good, but it's not her life's calling.
Fro...
Noel Gallagher is a misanthrope of the highest order, and that's what makes him hilarious. He's like Oscar the Grouch in human form - he hates everything and everyone and that's all there is to it. So, of course he had to spout off in an interview with GQ (which he probably hated doing) about how much he hates people who live the rock star lifestyle and have big entourages... like Rihanna, for instance.
"I don't do rock star stuff. I don't wear sunglasses all the time - I tend to wear them w...