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closed circuit We all love free shit, without a doubt, and this is no exception. Focus Features and Evil Beet have teamed up for the release of Eric Bana and Rebecca Hall's new action thriller Closed Circuit and want to give you a chance to win some awesome prizes because of it. From the producers of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and directed by John Crowley, this movie is set to excite all you conspiracy lovers out there. Want your chance to watch Closed Circuit for free? Of course you do. One lucky winner w...

Ugh, Go Away: Lady GaGa Re-Enacts ‘Wizard of Oz’ on ‘GMA’

If, by some form of crazy voodoo magic, you haven't yet had enough of Lady GaGa's utter bullshit, prepare to reach your limit. While appearing on Good Morning America to perform 'Applause' on Monday morning, she decided to be ~avant garde~ again and re-enact... The Wizard of Oz. That's right, ladies and gents - doesn't get more underground than that. Or more obnoxious. Why ruin a classic? GaGa opened with 'Over the Rainbow' before busting into 'Applause' and changing outfits during the course of the song to be Dorothy, Glinda The Good Witch and the Wicked Witch of the West. What's wrong with her? She even had background dancers dressed as the Scarecrow, Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion - AND she forced the audience to wear giant poppies on their heads. Kill me now. Here's what she had to say about the "gig":
"I love being on stage and I love Good Morning America so much and I wanted fans to be a part of the performance because they don't normally get to do that." "I think it really is an explanation for my entire career so far. It's my way of saying that all the outfits and wigs... this is my way of simulating and surviving and my way of getting to Oz and having all my dreams come true."
Go away. Forever. /> If, by some form of crazy voodoo magic, you haven't yet had enough of Lady GaGa's utter bullshit, prepare to reach your limit. While appearing on Good Morning America to perform 'Applause' on Monday morning, she decided to be ~avant garde~ again and re-enact... The Wizard of Oz. That's right, ladies and gents - doesn't get more underground than that. Or more obnoxious. Why ruin a classic? GaGa opened with 'Over the Rainbow' before busting into 'Applause' and changing outfits during the cours...

Oh God, Nicole Scherzinger Is Twerking Now, Too

nicole scherzinger twitter I generally love Nicole Scherzinger - she's crazier than a shit house rat in the best way possible. Have you watched her on The X Factor UK? She's hilarious and actually pretty sweet. However, I cannot co-sign this bullshit. Posting on her Instagram page, Nicole tried twerking on for size with the following caption: "#teamtwerkcakes came out to play! Heeey, Team twerk caaakes! #paddleboardtwerking #goofballz." Twerking has got to go. It needs to disappear into a land far, far away, never t...

Tyra Banks’ Makeup Is A Little Scary

tyra banks as kate moss Tyra Banks decided to dress up as 3 major supermodels from past, present, and future (or whatever): Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss (that's supposed to be Tyra as Kate above), and Cara Delevingne. I think she looks great as Cindy Crawford: But her Cara Delevingne makeup is just frightening: Man, Tyra just isn't good with makeup, is she? Of course she didn't do it herself. This was all part of a photo project done for Udo Spreitzenbarth for New York Fashion Week. More info is here. Tyra tweeted these photos along with update...

And Your Host For SNL’s Premiere Is…

tina fey admission Tina Fey is gonna host the 39th premiere of Saturday Night Live. According to many sources, the Daily News being one of them, Ms. Fey will host the show on September 28 with musical guest Arcade Fire. Arcade Fire has their first new song out in almost 2 years and it features one Mr. David Bowie singing in the background (Entertainment Weekly). SOME VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS HERE: -- Do you still watch SNL? -- Will you watch Tina Fey's new show? -- Which era of David Bowie is your favorite? -- What do you like to eat on your pasta? So many regular cast members will be gone, leavin...

Gwyneth Paltrow Almost Got Hit By A Bus

gwyneth paltrow instagram bikini Gwyneth Paltrow almost got herself and daughter Apple in a serious car accident when she darted in front of a school bus while on a Vespa. Yeah, a freakin' Vespa. Driving a Vespa in L.A. is not a very smart move. It's not a Vespa friendly city. In L.A. we lose our f-cking minds over people riding bikes in a major street. TMZ got video of the incident. Husband Chris Martin drove their son Moses on his own respective Vespa and isn't that much better at driving, but was a lot better at checkin...

Bizarre: Gaga and Beyonce’s Bodyguard Breaks Into House Naked And Is Killed By Cops

lady gaga beyonce bodyguard dead Lady Gaga and Beyoncé both employed the services of Norman Oosterbroek, superstar bodyguard. But in a very bizarre story, he couldn't protect himself after he broke into a house (naked), fought with the homeowner, appeared to take some sort of drug, got tasered by cops, and then died. E Online has the strange story: According to Miami-Dade Police, officers responded Monday night to a report of a man terrorizing a couple at their mansion in Pinecrest, Fla. Cops arrived to find the 43-year-old...

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis Aren’t Marrying Anytime Soon

jason sudeikis olivia wilde Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis got engaged last Christmas, but if you're wondering why you haven't heard the sound of wedding bells, it's because there aren't any planned in the near future. That's right: they're another one of those "I'm in no hurry to get married" engaged couples. Why people who don't feel like getting married don't just... you know, not bother to get engaged or pretend marriage means anything to them is beyond me, but I suppose one has to keep up appearances. From The AP: AP: You are super busy. When in the world do you have time to pla...

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jennifer love hewitt brian hallisay Jennifer Love Hewitt's fiancé hit a paparazzo [Celebitchy] George Zimmerman's wife has filed for divorce, obviously [The Superficial] Kerry Washington is the best 'Project Runway' guest judge [Lainey Gossip] Wentworth Miller attempted suicide as a gay teen [Amy Grindhouse] Julianne Hough spends a lot of time working out [ICYDK] Rose McGowan is purposely wearing a see-through shirt, of course [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Beyoncé and Jay-Z went on vacation, wore bathing suits [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Pink wishes she was 10 lbs thinner, but whate...

Taylor Swift’s Tour Is Almost Over, So Here’s a Video

Taylor Swift has been out touring in support of her Red album for what seems like years and is actually... yeah, nearly a couple of years, now. It's coming to a close soon, and as a gift to her fans, she's released a behind-the-scenes tour video showing off some of the dates and many of the celebrity guests who have joined her on stage at some of her shows. From Jennifer Lopez to Cher Lloyd and Ellie Goulding, Taylor definitely has plenty of famous friends to call on, but here's the question: do you care? I like Taylor and I like that album. I haven't listened to it much since it first came out, really, but I find her songs inoffensive little pop numbers and it could be a LOT worse. That being said, well... there isn't really anything else to say. While I don't mind Taylor, I don't necessarily care enough to need a "behind-the-scenes" look at her tour when I didn't even see the front-of-scenes bit - you know, the actual concerts. I suppose it's great for the TaySwift fans, though. /> Taylor Swift has been out touring in support of her Red album for what seems like years and is actually... yeah, nearly a couple of years, now. It's coming to a close soon, and as a gift to her fans, she's released a behind-the-scenes tour video showing off some of the dates and many of the celebrity guests who have joined her on stage at some of her shows. From Jennifer Lopez to Cher Lloyd and Ellie Goulding, Taylor definitely has plenty of famous friends to call on, but here's the question: ...

Britney Spears Wants You to Praise Her Bikini Body

britney spears bikini Britney Spears is prepping for the release of her new single - called 'Work Bitch', which is only marginally better than the previously reported 'Werk Bitch' - and with any song comes a music video. For this video, Britney is stripping down to her bikini and wants to give you a sneak peek, so she put a picture of herself on Instagram and waited for the praise to flow in. Here's the caption she put with it: "Hot day on set... ;) A little dirty, little flirty, danced my ASS off. Stoked for tomorrow!". Well, okay. Can't hate on her - she looks good, he...

Monday Open Post, Brought to You By Miley Cyrus’ Awful ‘Wrecking Ball’ Video

It's awful. It's worse than we probably thought it was going to be. For some reason, Miley's 'Wrecking Ball' video sees her sucking on hammers, writhing around on the floor as she nearly gives herself an anal fissure from straining so hard to be sexy, etc. She even rides the wrecking ball naked! Except then sometimes she's only partly naked! None of it makes any sense and it's awful! What the hell is happening in the world? And so, let us discuss. If not this, something less offensive to all your senses, like maybe the best ice cream flavours or how nice it is to take a nap when it's cold outside but really warm under your covers. Or, you know... whatever you guys come up with. /> It's awful. It's worse than we probably thought it was going to be. For some reason, Miley's 'Wrecking Ball' video sees her sucking on hammers, writhing around on the floor as she nearly gives herself an anal fissure from straining so hard to be sexy, etc. She even rides the wrecking ball naked! Except then sometimes she's only partly naked! None of it makes any sense and it's awful! What the hell is happening in the world? And so, let us discuss. If not this, something less offensive to ...