Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miley’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ Video Broke a Serious Record

miley cyrus No, I'm not talking about the record for "most gratuitous nudity" or "most obscene use of a hammer" - Miley Cyrus's video for 'Wrecking Ball' broke the Vevo record for most views in 24 hours with 19.3 million watches. WHUT. This beat out One Direction's 'Best Song Ever', which broke the record the month before with 10.9 million views. Miley would probably view this as another measure of her "success" as an artist, but the truth is that people watched this because they knew it was going to be a hot ass mess and wanted to see j...

Kelly Osbourne Isn’t Pregnant, Despite the “Big Tits”

kelly osbourne Kelly Osbourne posted the above photo on Instagram last week, claiming that she's the "fiercest of them all" because her "tits" are getting bigger. Perhaps I'm a prude, but who goes on like that in a public forum? I mean, you know, besides Rihanna. In any case, the post started rumours that she might be expecting her first child with fiancé Matthew Mosshart. Of course that's not the case, and she squashed those rumours while talking to People: “I have no idea what’s happening to me — my bo...

Stop The Internet, Kate Middleton Went To McDonalds

Kate Middleton apparently visited at a McDonalds with the royal nanny. Everyone, clutch your monocles, stop the internet, and hold your pearls, because this is huge. Someone needs to tell Jennifer Aniston that Kate Middleton, her hair idol, went to McDonalds and who knows, maybe even ate a Big Mac. Yes everyone, I am on celebrity fast food watch. I am very aware of when Beyoncé gets In-N-Out and Lamar Odom gets Taco Bell. I find out and then I am hungry. It is like the worst superpower ever. E Online claims that this all happened. They have photos of Ms. Middleton outside the McDonalds (like the one above) and they admit they don't know what she got -- so can we even believe that she even went inside? CAN WE? WHO THE F-CK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST? This guy. We trust this guy. It's just a matter of it.

billy joel pianoKate Middleton apparently visited at a McDonalds with the royal nanny. Everyone, clutch your monocles, stop the internet, and hold your pearls, because this is huge. Someone needs to tell Jennifer Aniston that Kate Middleton, her hair idol, went to McDonalds and who knows, maybe even ate a Big Mac. Yes everyone, I am on celebrity fast food watch. I am very aware of when Beyoncé gets In-N-Out and Lamar Odom gets Taco Bell. I find out and then I am hungry. It is like the worst superpower ever. E Online claims that this all happened. They have photos of Ms. Middleton outside the...

What Really Freaks Oprah Out?

oprah winfrey Oprah revealed in O The Oprah Magazine (damn, wonder who she had to screw to get that coverage!) something that "really freaks" her out. And it's Billy Joel. Hey, just kidding!!! Oprah would never be afraid of one William Joel. No, Oprah's big fear is BALLOONS! Not kidding this time, promise. Here's what she said in O (via People): I don't like balloons, and for my 40th birthday my entire staff decided to surprise me. I come downstairs and the entire audience is filled with balloons. Liter...

Leah Remini Talks About Scientology Jerks On Ellen

leah remini ellen degeneres show Leah Remini is making no stops on her "Screw Scientology" train. She pulled her locomotive into Ellen station where she told the host and all her millions of viewers about what jerks Scientologists are. Ellen seemed aghast. Here's what went down, as transcribed by The Underground Bunker: ELLEN: Why did you choose to leave, if you can answer that? LEAH: Well, you know, my mother got involved when we were very young, so it’s all we really ever knew. But over time my eyes opened, and I just could no longer be affiliated with the organization, and my ...

Film Blogger Called 911 Because People Were Using Cell Phones During A Movie

muppets cell phone fozzie bear Even though this story isn't about a major celeb, I thought it had to be shared. Alex Billington, who blogs for FirstShowing.net, called 911 during a film screening because people in the theater were using their cell phones and boy, this just steamed his hams. The guy was basically mad as hell and couldn't take it any more. I'm reminded of Beyoncé's anger and the Yeah Yeah Yeah's  frustrations with fans using cell phones to take nonstop photos/videos at concerts. It's terribly annoying whe...

Lamar Odom Is In Denial City

lamar odom los angeles food Lamar Odom left a sushi restaurant in Studio City and was greeted by a flurry of paparazzi who asked him, repeatedly, if he was "okay" and if he had a "drug problem." He answered, "No" to all questions about drug use. When asked how he was doing, Lamar didn't answer. A pap said, "You look good" to which Lamar said, "There you go" as if saying, there's your answer. He let his fans knew he "loved them" and then took off. TMZ got it the whole boring thing on video. They're accusing of Lamar taking up perm...

Demi Lovato Is Releasing an “Inspirational” Book

demi lovato Bless Demi Lovato's heart - she's been through a lot and has come out the other side stronger and better for it, and that's fantastic for her. She's adorable, she's likeable, she really seems to care about her young fans and wanting to set a good example, etc. However, she needs to stop wanging on about it all the goddamn time, because it's really seriously starting to annoy people. And by people, I mean me. It's awful. So, prepare yourself for the fact that she's now coming out with a book called Staying...

Oh Great, Katherne Heigl Is Coming Back to TV

katherine heigl Katherine Heigl somehow managed to make herself one of the most hated celebs in Hollywood in the few years she spent on Grey's Anatomy (and in Knocked Up, which was okay except for her), but get yourself ready because she's coming back to TV in some new CIA drama for NBC. From TV Line: The untitled project, to be written by Alexi Hawley (The Following), finds Heigl playing a key CIA analyst whose job it is to debrief and strategize with the president on the most pressing global and national matters.  She balanc...

LOL, Vanessa Hudgens Was Eating Melted White Chocolate, Not Doing Cocaine!!!

vanessa hudgens marie claire Vanessa Hudgens has always struck me as more magic mushrooms and LSD than cocaine, but what do I know? Apparently back in 2011, she was seen doing coke at Coachella - a rumour she's just now addressing in 2013 in a new interview with Marie Claire: More recently, she was spotted at Coachella indulging in a substance she insisted was white chocolate and not cocaine. "I couldn't do anything but laugh. It's amazing how people like to create something out of absolutely nothing," she says. "I am human like everyone else. I am aware that there are people who look up to me. When mistakes are made, they aren't int...

So, Sharon Osbourne and Jay Leno Had a Fling Back in the Day…

sharon osbourne jay leno Before she was Mrs. O and Ozzy's personal bacon fire putter-outer, Sharon Osbourne had a bizarre two-month fling with Jay Leno, apparently. Yes, that's dating back more than 35 years ago, which makes it less uh... exciting? or at least less gross. She talked about their relationship on The Talk because I guess there was nothing else worthwhile going on. Here's how it went down - erm... so to speak - via DS: Speaking on her US show The Talk, she revealed how she "wasn't very dateable" after moving to...

Here’s Miley’s New Album Tracklisting, If You Care

miley cyrus bangerz Come on, guys - I know after the utter fuckery of the 'Wrecking Ball' video yesterday, y'all are chomping at the bit to see Miley's Bangerz tracklisting, right? What if I told you the record features a collaboration with Britney Spears - will that cheer you up? No? Well, okay, I understand. Here it is anyway: 1. 'Adore You' 2. 'We Can't Stop' 3. 'SMS' (featuring Britney Spears) 4. '4X4' (featuring Nelly) 5. 'My Darlin'' (featuring Future) 6. 'Wrecking Ball' 7. 'Love Money Party' (featuring Big Sean) 8. 'Get It Right' 9. 'Drive' ...