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Cher On Miley: “She can’t dance, her body looked like hell”

cher nyc performance Cher's new album is coming out pretty soon so she's hitting the media, guns blazing. She's at a point in her career where she just doesn't give a f-ck. Or rather, she does, but not personally. You know? She wants people to like her music but she doesn't care if they like her. As told to USA Today, Right before I walked out there [to perform on The Voice], I told my mom, 'I'm so sweating it. I'm a has-been. My career is nothing.' It's my first time out of the box in 12 years, in front of 20 mil...

Zac Efron Went To Rehab For Cocaine?!

zac efron Zac Efron reportedly went to rehab for -- wait for it -- a cocaine addiction. Anyone else thinking, "Whaaaaa?" right now? But yes, apparently Mr. Efron managed to sneak in a quick, quiet, and tidy rehab stay a few months ago. When it comes to celeb durg problems, all roads lead to TMZ, so here's their report: Zac completed his stint in rehab earlier this year. We're told the problem spiraled out of control during the filming of Seth Rogen's movie "Neighbors," which was shot during a narrow tim...

Why Do Critics Hate Seth MacFarlane Now?

seth macfarlane Seth MacFarlane got a lot of backlash from viewers and critics when he hosted the Oscars. Thankfully he is not coming back to host this year. I say "thankfully" not because I hated him, but because I was so sick of hearing about how much people hated him. So perhaps Mr. MacFarlane is already on thin ice with TV critics and they're just waiting to tear into him. Their time has come. McFarlane's new sitcom, Dads, starring Seth Green and Giovanni Ribisi, is getting a Whitney-style beatdown. ...

Lily Collins Is So Popular She’s A Threat To The Internet

lily collins LAX Lily Collins is way more popular than I thought. I don't get it, but apparently a lot of people do, because she's now the #1 threat to your computer. Meaning, when you search for "Lily Collins" online and download photos of her or whatnot you risk, "a nearly one-in-seven chance of 'landing on a website that has tested positive for online threats, such as spyware, adware, spam, phishing, viruses and other malware.' (McAfee via NBC News). Last year, the "Most Dangerous Cyber Celebrity" was Em...

Curiously Boring: The Kirsten Dunst Emails

kirsten dunst gym workout Kirsten Dunst participated among other celebrities, including Lena Dunham, in one of Miranda July's artsy projects. Ms. July asked celebrities to share their personal emails. In one of Ms. Dunham's email chains, she goes back and forth on buying a $20k couch. For the email project, participating celebrities were given a few prompts and had to find and post emails based on those prompts. Kiki Dunst's emails are boring, but they're curiously boring in that despite their dullness, you keep readin...

Dina Lohan Feels Like She’s Been ‘Parent Trap’-ed

dina lohan Dina Lohan is Lindsay's mentor in fuckery, so it was no surprise when the latter Lohan was arrested for some serious DUI last week. Of course, she doesn't think she's done anything wrong, and she's managed to brainwash a lawyer (read: paid him enough) into arguing that really, she's been a great mother and that's what's most important. You know, who cares if you get behind the wheel of a car while drinking and maybe kill someone because your reaction time is lagging? You "raised" four kids, most of whom are totally fucked up! Here's what Mark Heller told E...

Jay-Z Is Totally Down-to-Earth, Says Justin Timberlake

justin timberlake jay-z If Justin Timberlake could pucker up any harder to kiss Jay-Z's ass, he'd give himself a hernia. Sure, they collaborated on Magna Carta Holy Grail and they're "friends", but take it down a few notches, bro. Now Justin is insisting that Jay-Z is nothing like his on stage persona of some hardened thug or something (which... that's definitely not his persona anymore) and he's actually just a cool, normal guy and is actually acting when he's performing. From T Magazine: "I try to talk to people ...

Miley Cyrus Thinks She’s Pretty Next Level

miley cyrus Are we going to have to deal with a whole new phase of obnoxiousness from Miley Cyrus now that her split from Liam Hemsworth has been made public? Ugh, PROBABLY. Her latest dose of insufferability comes in the form of an interview with Harper's Bazaar, in which she claims that she's doing things that are "so epic" because she's on a "whole other level of shit". Well, you're on a whole bunch of shit, that's about right - weed, molly, whatever else you can stuff into your gob to seem ~edgy~... bu...

Madonna Does Reddit AMA, Wants Your Pics For a Date

madonna Reddit manages to score some pretty great AMAs - that's "Ask Me Anything", like a Q&A session, for those unfamiliar with the site - and Madonna has to be one of their biggest coups. On Monday, MDNA herself took to the site to answer the burning questions of her many fans, including some date proposals. Here's where it gets good. Her response to one suitor was hilarious - whether intentionally or not, I'm not quite sure, but I love it:   Ha! The rest of it is pretty tame, and I think "send photo" is the highlight of the whole thing, but that co...

I’m Kind of Obsessed with Willow Smith

willow smith Willow Smith was all of 9 years old when 'Whip My Hair' came out, but it was already pretty obvious then that she was going to do big things. She's also obviously the best member of the Smith family - and yes, I'm including her parents. How in the hell a kid - now 12 years old, thanks - has such a good head on her shoulders and such a strong sense of her own style is seriously kind of mindblowing to me, and I love her. Sure, she's probably a bit too grown but you can mark my words that she's go...

Gwyneth Paltrow Wasn’t Invited Back to ‘Avengers 2’

gwyneth paltrow pepper potts Poor Gwyneth Paltrow - she just can't catch a break! She doesn't understand how the sun works, she almost got hit by a bus AND she has to be friends with Courtney Love. Well, it's now got even worse, because she hasn't been invited back to reprise her role in The Avengers 2: Age of Ultron. Wah! In case you forgot, Gwyneth played Pepper Potts, a pretty important character in the Iron Man franchise and one that could have easily fit into the Avengers sequel. Shit, she was SO GOOD at the role, Gwyneth...

Britney Is Really Heading to Vegas, Making a Shitload of Money

britney spears Britney really took the message of 'Work Bitch' to heart, it seems, as she's finally confirmed the long-running speculation of a Las Vegas residency. Brit Brit will park it at Planet Hollywood on the Strip for a show called 'Piece of Me' and on Monday released a bunch of ticket packages via Ticketmaster yesterday that included meet-and-greets, signed memorabilia, alcohol (which you'll need to bear those live vocals), etc. As you probably guessed, that shit is not cheap, though you can buy a basi...