Ever the gentleman, One Direction‘s least attractive member (I mean, relatively speaking considering all of them look like 12-year-old boys) and the resident Gary Barlow of the group (as in, he’s apparently the most “sensible” and “mature”) Liam Payne has tried to save fans from snakes! Literal snakes! You see, One Direction is over in Australia right now – Adelaide to be particular – and fans will do anything to get close to them… including risk getting bitten by poisonous snakes in a habitat behind the hotel where they’re staying.
Girls behind the hotel please get out the fields there's a huge sign saying snake habitat it's just not worth it someone's gunna get hurt
— Liam Payne (@Real_Liam_Payne) September 24, 2013
Are u not reading what I'm saying its a SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND
— Liam Payne (@Real_Liam_Payne) September 24, 2013
Well, that’s sweet. And idiot teenagers, please get out of the snake habitat. We know you’re fucking crazy, but come on.