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January Jones is totally the best mother ever, I’m sure [The Superficial]

Miley Cyrus got naked on the ‘Bangerz’ deluxe edition album cover, of course [Amy Grindhouse]

Yes, yes yes – I need more of this Charlize Theron in my life [Lainey Gossip]

Oh wait, I guess Zac Efron was in rehab twice, actually [The Frisky]

Lea Michele seems to be doing a little bit better these days [Socialite Life]

Diane Kruger is pretty adorable – who knew? [Fishwrapper]

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel make a pretty cute couple [ICYDK]

What would George Clooney look like with Lana Del Rey’s lips? [theBERRY]

Is Bruce Jenner battling skin cancer? [Bohomoth]

Is Chris Hemsworth a never-nude? Nah! [I’m Not Obsessed]

Johnny Depp is buying Amber Heard diamonds to keep her [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Tom Hiddleston admits he’s got some daddy issues [Celebitchy]

Wait a second, is Hilary Clinton bisexual? [IDLYITW]

Jennifer Nicole Lee lost her bikini bottoms [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Bryan Cranston has some big plans for when ‘Breaking Bad’ is over [Moe Jackson]

Candice Swanepoel posed naked with a skateboard, for some reason [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

The Kardashians don’t care if you know they’re full of shit anymore [The Superficial]

Even Paula Patton’s friends were pissed off after the VMAs [Amy Grindhouse]

Aaron Paul is kind of the best in every way [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus thinks she’s creating a “movement” – yeah, a BOWEL movement! (Self high-five) [The Frisky]

Who here has a lady crush on Emma Watson? [theBERRY]

Famke Janssen’s crazy stalker has finally been caught [Celebslam]

Is Gwyneth Paltrow having an affair with a “literary figure”? [Celebitchy]

Nabilla Benattia’s boobs just cannot be tamed [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Damn, Rita Ora looks good (and we have the same trainers!) [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]