Want to See Justin Bieber Rapping Without a Shirt? Okay, Here Goes…

In what can only be described as a scene from my worst nightmares, Justin Bieber stripped down in the video for Maejor Ali‘s ‘Lolly’, where he appears beside Juicy J in a track that’s all about how much women love The D and want The D at every hour of the day. I mean, admit it, ladies – when AREN’T you fantasizing about sucking some guy’s dick? (Ugh, blech.)

This video is hilarious because Justin Bieber is THE WORST and is probably the least credible rapper ever to even attempt doing so. He sticks out in this video like a sore thumb for so many reasons, but mostly because while you could sort of entertain the idea of Juicy J and Maejor Ali being rap “artists”, Justin just comes off as a little boy making a YouTube rap parody in his suburban bedroom, especially when he’s singing about “popping Pellegrino”. AWFUL. I never thought I’d say this, but maybe he should stick with Miley duets.