Lady Gaga, it’s like you actively seek to make people dislike you. Your latest attempt is to analyze your own song, Applause, through a series of tweets. Why? Who knows. But here are your 5 tweets in a row on your #8 iTunes hit. Ohhhh, I get what you’re doing now. You’re trying to get that song higher up on the charts. Oh, girl. From earliest to most recent:
‘Applause’ is a very meaningful song to me, because it addresses what many think of ‘celebrities’ today, that we ‘do it’ for the attention.
But some of us are ‘artists’ in this group called ‘celebrity,’ & what we create doesn’t live on unless theres an audience to remember it.
So I may need your attention at first, so I can sing you my song. But its the ‘Applause’ after that let me know if I’ve entertained you.
Entertainment makes people happy, I live for the ‘Applause,’ to know I’ve spread that. I live to hear you cheer, to just be a part of that.
I believe in show business. The ‘Applause’ is what breeds that thing that I love. When I know i’ve made you happy. When I know it was good.
And then, to really drive it on home, an hour later you tweeted,
APPLAUSE IS ON @1027KIISFM RIGHT NOW!!|
And then I guess you thought maybe you should bring yourself back down to the people with this tweet:
I AM DANCING IN MY ROOM I SOMETIMES STILL CANT BELIEVE IM A POPSTAR, everyday i pinch myself! *DANCING*
Oh, you!
Oh, sweet Jesus, I hate this chick so much! She is insufferable.