Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Smile Because Smiling Is “Daft”

victoria beckham It's a serious event when Victoria Beckham is caught smiling. After all, this is a woman whose entire career has been spent in a state of scowling disapproval. I definitely don't subscribe to the idea that women always need to be grinning ear to ear (I hate when random dudes - and this has happened on several occasion - stop me on the street and tell me to smile. Like, what? Fuck off!) in order to convince the world that they're happy, but Victoria sometimes looks downright miserable. In an...

Harry Styles Expects Taylor Swift to Write Songs About Him

taylor swift harry styles Taylor Swift has never been shy about revealing the details of her relationships in her songs, and Harry Styles has basically admitted that he knew that all along and is all ears for her songs about their short-lived relationship because he's sure she'll be writing them. She already sorta maybe wrote 'I Knew You Were Trouble' about him (despite the fact that I imagine that song was written before they'd even met), and they weren't even together all that long, so is there anything left to tell? Eh...

Watch Now: The First ‘Divergent’ Teaser Is Here

The big screen adaptation of Divergent isn't hitting theatres until March 2014, but that doesn't mean we can't start getting excited about it now. While a full trailer will be premiered during Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards, a mini teaser trailer hit the Internet yesterday. And when I say "mini", I do mean mini - it's all over 13 seconds long, but it's enough to whet your appetite and get you (or at least me) excited to see what's coming next. Here's the thing: any move with Kate Winslet in it is automatically going to be at the top of my "to see" list. Shailene Woodley has also grown on me recently, and I can sort of see her as Tris - especially after watching this little video. Of course, the movie probably won't be anything near as good as the book, which I read back when it first came out, but it'll be its own thing and I'm sure totally watchable. Will you see Divergent? /> The big screen adaptation of Divergent isn't hitting theatres until March 2014, but that doesn't mean we can't start getting excited about it now. While a full trailer will be premiered during Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards, a mini teaser trailer hit the Internet yesterday. And when I say "mini", I do mean mini - it's all over 13 seconds long, but it's enough to whet your appetite and get you (or at least me) excited to see what's coming next. Here's the thing: any move with Kate Wi...

Have Eva Longoria and Ernesto Arguello Called It Off Already?

eva longoria ernesto arguello Oh no! It seemed like only yesterday that Eva Longoria had fallen madly in love with former Ready to Love contestant Ernesto Arguello. They were so happy! They went on vacation and met each other's families! He carried her around! It seemed like a match made in heaven... and now it seems to be over, as TMZ reports that they've ended their 4-month relationship. :( :( :( Sources tell TMZ, the former "Desperate Housewives" star split from boyfriend Ernesto Arguello this week after dating for roughly 4 ...

Here’s The First Photo of North West You’ve All Been Waiting For!

north west There she is in all her glory - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's daughter North. Isn't she... really fucking adorable? Kanye revealed the pic on Kris Jenner's talkshow this morning and obviously the Internet has gone batshit insane over it. We couldn't miss the opportunity to put this up, either. She's cute! She looks like both of them, actually (but mostly Kim, I think). Aww, squishy baby....

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kaley cuoco Kaley Cuoco broke up with Henry Cavill because it was too much pressure [Amy Grindhouse] Jennifer Love Hewitt's pregnancy certainly escalated quickly [The Superficial] Rooney Mara is a bit of a weirdo, isn't she? [Lainey Gossip] Leilani Dowding has her boobs out at the beach again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Demi Lovato's naked pictures have hit the Internet [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Angie Harmon thinks you hate her because she's a Republican [Celebitchy] Miley Cyrus think...

Jennifer Hudson Is a Disney Princess Now

jennifer hudson disney Jennifer Hudson may be annoying as hell and sort of overrated, but you have to admit she looks great as Princess Tiana from The Princess and The Frog, right?  Annie Liebovitz took the shot - called 'Where You Always Follow Your Heart' - for Disney's Dream Portrait series, which has been putting stars into the Disney world since 2007. There are more shots of Jennifer as Tiana, but those will be published in the coming months in Vanity Fair, O Magazine, etc. In the meantime, we've got some b...

Kanye West on Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Is Bizarre

kanye west kris jenner You may or may not be aware of the phenomenon of "code switching" - or changing your manner of speaking (accent, pronunciation, etc) and your mannerisms depending on the people you're with. This often happens automatically, without the person even thinking about it, and that's certainly what happened with Kanye West on Kris Jenner's talk show (which is airing today, if you're near  TV and want to melt your brain). LOLZ abound. Kanye chatted to Kris and her audience in a hilarious voice that...

Lana Del Rey May Take A 6 Month Break

lana del rey LAX fans Lana Del Rey may take about 6 months off from making music because fame is such a bummer. Being famous makes her feel uncreative and also unable to meet weird people late at night. This all makes sense to her. Here's her actual quote, from Radio via Elle: I don’t think [fame has] been conducive to writing, being on the road and all that. I don’t really feel inspired to write at all, but beforehand, when I was in Brooklyn for nine years…I was kind of a night owl and just walked around and...

WTF Casting Choice Of The Century Is Ben Affleck As Batman

ben affleck batman Ben Affleck is going to get so much money. He's going to be Batman. In public. In the movies. Someone is paying him to be Batman. This is all legal. This is happening. This makes a lot of sense because we've been needing a Batman who is over 40 and Ben Affleck blew us all away as Daredevil. If they're going for the cheesy George Clooney/Val Kilmer Batman years, then this is a great choice. If not...I stand by my WTF. Here's some of the official release, from Warner Brothers Facebook page: BEN ...

Gaga And Katy Perry Are Seated Next To Each Other At The VMAs

lady gaga katy perry vmas seating Katy Perry is still slaying Lady Gaga on the charts and you know someone at MTV is hoping for some conflict, or at least GIF worthy moments between the two, so why not sit them together? Yup, Ms. Perry and Ms. Lady G are assigned side-by-side seats at the VMAs at the Barclays Center (photos via their twitter). Other notable seat buddies are Robin Thicke and Miley, and Kanye West and Justin Timberlake. There are rumors that Timberlake will reunite with *NSYNC at the show but I haven't see...

Holy Crap – Jennifer Lopez Had A Stalker Living In Her Pool House

jennifer lopez crying This is some creepy horror movie stuff right here. Jennifer Lopez has a very dedicated stalker. How dedicated? He lived in Ms. Lopez's pool house for a few days without anyone realizing he was there. Um, that may be a sign that you have way too much money if your house/property is so big that you don't realize someone is secretly living in your backyard. Just saying. More deets from TMZ: According to Southampton police, 49-year-old John M. Dubis basically moved in to J.Lo's $10 million pad...