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Actor Michael Fassbender arrives for the BAFTA awards ceremony in London Michael Fassbender insists he's a nerd, if you believe that [Celebitchy] Oh look, it's John Travolta at a Scientology gala! [The Superficial] Kourtney Kardashian didn't actually have an affair with some young model [Amy Grindhouse] Kiernan Shipka from 'Mad Men' is growing up, turning into a riot grrl [The Frisky] Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift got into a cat fight at the VMAs [Celeb Jihad] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace needs to do some downstairs grooming [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] L...

Robin Thicke Is Trying To Stick It In You Again

robin thicke Robin Thicke made what was arguably the song of the year with 'Blurred Lines', a nice, family-friendly little ditty in which he politely informs a woman that she definitely wants The D, even if she's pretty sure she doesn't. Now he's back with another assault on your senses (and possibly your genitals) with 'Give It 2 U' - an anthem informing you once again that even if you'd rather not, you're getting it anyway. The new remix video featuring 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar has been released, and it's here just...

Chris Brown Won’t Be Getting In Trouble For Kicking That Girl In the Club

chris brown deanna ginesRemember when Chris Brown allegedly beat that woman in the VIP section after he performed at an Anaheim nightclub earlier this summer? Well, turns out he won't have to pay for that crime either, as the case has been dismissed due to lack of evidence. BOO. Chris Brown's existence should be evidence enough, but I suppose that's not how the court of law works. From TMZ: Good news for Chris Brown -- for once -- the singer WON'T be prosecuted for allegedly attacking a female clubgoer at an O.C. bar bac...

Here’s One Direction’s New Perfume Ad

Want to smell like One Direction - or rather, like a lady that a member of One Direction would like to stick it in? Here's your chance! The boyband are coming out with their first fragrance, called One Moment. They've also released an ad for it which features the boys sniffing flowers and open bottles, holding fruit and being generally corny but sort of hilarious, as well. One Moment went on sale at Harrods over the weekend, and pre-orders were so numerous that there's now a waiting list to get a hold of one of the £21 (approximately $30) bottles. Apparently, only four samples of it were sent out to journalists prior to its release, as well. All of this for a celebrity perfume? Seems a bit much. That being said, if any publicists would like to send me a bottle to "test" and then immediately sell on eBay, please do! /> Want to smell like One Direction - or rather, like a lady that a member of One Direction would like to stick it in? Here's your chance! The boyband are coming out with their first fragrance, called One Moment. They've also released an ad for it which features the boys sniffing flowers and open bottles, holding fruit and being generally corny but sort of hilarious, as well. One Moment went on sale at Harrods over the weekend, and pre-orders were so numerous that there's now a waiting list to ge...

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ben affleck Are people starting to come around to Ben Affleck as Batman? [The Superficial] Eric Bana didn't realise people were so crazy about The Hulk [Celebitchy] Brooke Shields has apologized for how Miley Cyrus turned out because... what? [Amy Grindhouse] How is it that Jared Leto never ages? [The Frisky] Miley Cyrus doesn't mind if you get between her legs [Celeb Jihad - NSFW] Kelly Brook is out doing some topless sunbathing again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Vanessa Hudgens wants you to remember that she exists [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Do we think Madonna w...

Don’t Get Too Excited, *NSYNC Won’t Be Touring Anytime Soon

nsync *NSYNC reunited for a hot second during the VMAs on Sunday night during Justin Timberlake's medley performance commemorating his win of the Video Vanguard Award. This little appearance got some people without brains excited, thinking the boyband is back together and they might do a tour together. Not unheard of, but definitely not happening for these guys. JC Chasez let everyone down gently during an interview on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show (via DS): "It was just about five guys who were great fr...

Kelly Clarkson Thinks Everyone at the VMAs Resembled “Pitchy Strippers”

kelly clarkson Kelly Clarkson was probably too busy to attend the MTV Video Music Awards in Brooklyn on Sunday night, but she did make time to catch it on TV, and she wasn't too pleased with what she saw. Between Lady GaGa's coke-fuelled mess of a "performance" to Miley Cyrus's exercise in cultural appropriation and pedophilia roleplay, the whole thing didn't go over too well with the 'Mr. Know-It-All' singer. Of course, you can't shit these days without having someone share it on Twitter, so that's where Kelly...

Lamar Odom Is Seriously Into Drugs

lamar odom kim kardashian baby shower Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are having marital issues, you guys. He went on a binge and disappeared for a few days, and while details are scarce, we have a somewhat good idea of the bottom line: Lamar Odom is seriously into drugs (you guys) and it's probably crack. No but really, sorry if I sound flippant, I don't mean to. This shit sucks. The latest update, from TMZ is, Sources connected to a Westin hotel in Memphis tell TMZ ... in March of 2012, shortly before Lamar was cut from the Mavs, he sta...

Another Ex-Scientologist Reveals She Auditioned To Be Tom Cruise’s Wife

tom cruise scientologist wife audition Tom Cruise dodged all sorts of reports that before marrying Katie Holmes he "auditioned" women to be his wife. That he rented out space in a Scientology center and mislead many women into thinking they were auditioning for a film when in reality, he was trying to skip over the whole "dating thing" right into "Imma wife you" mode. It's been rumored that Erika Christensen, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Alba auditioned for the role of Mrs. Cruise. Recently, actress Nazanin Boniadi told Vanity...

Obama Tweets Katy Perry With #ROAR

katy perry barack obama Is this real life? President Obama and Katy Perry had a lovely little twitter exchange last night during the MTV VMAs. Obama tweeted, If you're one of millions of young Americans w/out health insurance, you can get affordable coverage starting Oct. 1 http://OFA.BO/Healthcare  Which Katy then retweeted. Obama responded to that with, Thanks for spreading the word. #ROAR MT @katyperry: RT @BarackObama: Get affordable coverage starting Oct. 1 http://OFA.BO/Healthcare  Damn, for better or worse, we've come a long way since the Reagan years. Ne...

Kate Gosselin Filing Lawsuit Against Ex John Basically Accusing Him Of Being A Supervillian

jon kate gosselin Kate Gosselin isn't the most beloved reality celeb, but her ex husband, Jon, might be even more hated. It was the post-divorce head-to-toe Ed Hardy wardrobe that gave him that special "ugh" edge. And no one hates him more than Kate. She's suing him for millions. It sounds like she's basically accusing him of being a supervillian. From Radar: The one-time face of television network TLC launched her legal action in the United States District Court of Pennsylvania on Monday, alleging Jon consp...

After Disappearing For 3 Days, Lamar Odom Found In Hotel

lamar odom khloe kardashian instagram Lamar Odom, known to some as a basketball player, known to the rest as Khloe Kardashian's husband, disappeared for about 3 days. During this time, it was strongly suspected that Odom was on some sort of drug binge and needed help. TMZ reported his disappearance. Today, his agent says Odom is not missing and is in a hotel. From ESPN: Free-agent forward Lamar Odom is in a Los Angeles hotel, where friends are trying to get him help for an unspecified drug problem, a source told ESPN on Monday. The...