Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Totally Game for a ‘Buffy’ Movie

sarah michelle gellar Sarah Michelle Gellar has never had such a career high as she did during Buffy, The Vampire Slayer - the show was massive and still has a profound cultural relevance, if my Tumblr dashboard is anything to go by. Since lots of other long-gone shows are getting movies these days, SMG has piped up, saying she'd definitely do a Buffy movie if anyone wanted to put one together that actually worked well, hint hint. From E! Online: "Joss and I always talk about [a movie]," Gellar told me during an int...

Taylor Swift Uppercut Herself, Chipped a Tooth

taylor swift Taylor Swift is currently on tour in support of her most recent album, Red, and was performing in Pittsburgh last month when she accidentally uppercut herself Mortal Kombat-style and chipped a tooth. Well, that sounds painful... and sort of hard to do. Luckily, someone took video of the incident (above), so we're all privy to what happened. Also luckily, she's a multi-millionaire so she can pay to have it fixed. Here's what Tay had to say to Rolling Stone about the incident the next night, after she'd performed in another city:
Tonight I was particularly hung up on not chipping another tooth like last show in Pittsburgh, definitely. It had a tip on [the tooth] and it doesn't anymore. I try to be really quick with the microphone, so I'm not standing there just waiting to sing with my mic right next to my face, so I really quickly pulled my mic up to sing and basically uppercut punched myself in the tooth. And then part of it fell onto the stage and I was like, "Oh, I wonder how bad that was. I wonder which tooth that is and I wonder how bad that is," and I was just trying not to chip another one tonight. I'm not doing anything about it. It's just gonna be a little bit jagged, I guess, but the family-owned dental clinic in Los Algodones will fix it for me when I'm back.
Damn, girl. That sounds pretty painful. Also, it's reminded me that I really need to make a dentist appointment for sometime this month. Gotta keep those pearly whites gleamin'!  
  /> Taylor Swift is currently on tour in support of her most recent album, Red, and was performing in Pittsburgh last month when she accidentally uppercut herself Mortal Kombat-style and chipped a tooth. Well, that sounds painful... and sort of hard to do. Luckily, someone took video of the incident (above), so we're all privy to what happened. Also luckily, she's a multi-millionaire so she can pay to have it fixed. Here's what Tay had to say to Rolling Stone about the incident the next night, after s...

You Might Be Waiting a While for The New Britney Spears Album

britney spears Britney Spears is recording new material, but she's saying that her new album "needs to be perfect", which means we may all be waiting a long ass time because some things, even autotune can't fix. I kid, of course - I love me some BritBrit, but y'all know she needs some serious help in the vocal department. In any case, the new album is meant to be a gift for the hardcore Britney stans, so that sounds promising. Here's her tweet about it: It's coming sooner than you think ;) But this albu...

Amanda Bynes Is Refused Leave From Psych Hospital

amanda bynes Amanda Bynes is still on 5150 psychiatric hold after setting a fire in some woman's driveway, but she's none too pleased about it and wants to get the hell out. She's been trying to get her lawyer to get a judge to let her go since she can apparently take care of herself and doesn't need watching, but the court's been like, "Nah, you're good, you chill right there for a minute." From TMZ: Amanda appeared before a judge in the psych ward, as her lawyer argued there was no legal basis to hold her for the two additional weeks ... sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ. Our...

Speaking of Babies, Megan Fox is Having Another One

megan fox It wasn't so long ago that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green had their baby boy, Noah, right? In fact, I think he's only about 9 months old, right? Well, apparently April O'Neil is a permanent resident of the Fertile Crescent (lol) because she's already pregnant with their second kid. From The New York Post: Megan Fox is pregnant with her second child with husband Brian Austin Green, Page Six has exclusively confirmed. Fox is represented by top publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick, who told us...

Update: Simon Cowell Definitely Got His Friend’s Woman Pregnant

simon cowell Alright, so Simon Cowell hasn't confirmed the fact that he knocked up his friend's woman, socialite Lauren Silverman, but he also hasn't denied it and basically said he'll make an official statement later... maybe when her baby bump's too big to hide? Here's what he had to say at the TCA press tour on Thursday (via DS): Cowell joked: "I haven't read the newspapers, did I miss anything?" The X Factor judge added that he wants to keep his personal life "private", saying: "It's just one of those things...

Something’s Up With Jack (White)

karen elson jack white met ball Jack White's ex-wife, Karen Elson, was successfully granted a restraining order against him after claiming harassment. Apparently he "bullied" her "into submission." The whole thing is kind of bizarre. More from The Hollywood Reporter: White has allegedly has harassed the mother of his two children over the settlement of their divorce. “Wife fears for her and the children’s safety as a result of this harassment,” the order reads. Here's where it gets weird. Apparently it was White's...

Uh Oh — Leah Remini To Write A Scientology Tell-All

leah remini mario lopez Leah Remini raised some eyebrows and dropped some jaws when she abruptly "quit" Scientology, and then spoke out against it. She's not done speaking. Apparently she's currently writing a tell-all book. I want to read this so hard. More from Life & Style: Sources are saying that the 43-year-old actress is busy writing a book about her experiences in the controversial religion and the King of Queens star herself confirmed the big news! Leah explained she began to question the information...

Do People Hate Mindy Kaling?

mindy kaling chateau marmont Mindy Kaling appears to be having a Meredith Grey/Nancy Botwin problem. While Ellen Pompeo's character on Grey's Anatomy and Mary-Louise Parker's Nancy (Weeds) have arguably been the most hated female protagonists to ever be on television, Kaling is giving them some competition. Most agree it's not the actresses themselves, but their characters. Unfortunately for Kaling, she's basically playing a characterized version of herself on her show The Mindy Project, and it's not really working out. People may kind of actually hate her and/or her character. June...

American Idol Keeps Keith Urban — Yay?

keith urban performing CMA festival Keith Urban managed to avoid the great Idol wipeout of 2013. Fox is asking him to come back for another season of American Idol. Yay? Keith Urban seems boring as hell to me. Anyone watching the show care that he's coming back? I'm sincerely asking, I've maybe seen 5 minutes of footage of him in my life. The official report from People: On Thursday, Fox chairman Kevin Reilly confirmed Urban's return, and regarding other judges [ahem Ms. Lopez] said, "most of what you've heard and read abou...

Check Out Mario Lopez’s Creepy Chocolate Sculpture

mario lopez dove chocolate sculpture Oh Mario Lopez, is there anything you won't do? Doesn't look like it. Here he is promoting Dove's new chocolate line, or improved line of chocolate, or whatf-ckingever. That horrifying chocolate sculpture is supposed to be Mr. Mario Lopez. Why did they give him white hair and eyebrows? Well, the product is a new chocolate mint thing, so the white is probably the mint, but holy hell what a bad choice. It looks like Jack Lalanne, may he rest in peace. [caption id="attachment_136750" align="ali...

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Aren’t Nudists, But They Do Raise Chickens

jennifer aniston chelsea lately Not really sure what to make of this interview, but Jennifer Aniston turned up on her friend Chelsea Handler's talkshow, Chelsea Lately, for a little chit chat. While there, Chelsea asked Jen to comment on rumours that she and forever fiancé Justin Theroux are nudists. Turns out, they're not but they do raise chickens? I don't know, but here's People's recap of the episode: "We don't walk around nude, darling," she told good friend Chelsea Handler. "I mean, we do when it's appropriate. He's comfortable enough...