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rihanna barbados carnivale Rihanna REALLY went for it in Barbados. [Drunken Stepfather] More on this whole Simon Cowell baby mama mess. [The Superficial] Kid is a sore loser on Jeopardy. This is why Jeopardy shouldn't have kids. [Bitten and Bound] Vanessa Hudgens walking around in some pretty ugly leggings. [Popoholic] See Jennifer Aniston's face before and after photoshop. [Yeeeah] 50 Cent pled "not guilty" to domestic violence charges against the mother of his child. [TMZ] Bar Rafaeli's Instagram photos are gonna make you want ...

Closeted Actor Makes A Confession On Reddit

guess who board game Reddit is a massive site where millions of people from around the world can post about anything. It's called "the front page of the Internet." This blind gossip item comes directly from Reddit, where a major film actor confessed to being in the closet -- without revealing who he is. As Blind Gossip points out, no one can prove that it's not completely made up. But let's take a look. I bolded the clues. From Reddit via Blind Gossip: I’m a well-known American film actor and I’m a closeted...

A Sneak Peak Of Oprah’s Million Dollar Lindsay Lohan Interview

lindsay lohan oprah OWN interview Lindsay Lohan signed a multimillion dollar deal to appear on Oprah's network in both a "docuseries" and an exclusive interview. Because she totally deserves it, right? I'm sure she'll tell us brand new information and give us excuses we've never heard before. Since it's Oprah, you know Lohan will give the performance of her life, and maybe she'll even throw in an untold detail about her rehab experience. Make it worth the money. In case you don't feel like watching it, here are the dramatic sound bites from the teaser: O...

Whatever Lady Gaga Is Hiding, We’re Never Going To Find Out

lady gaga before she was famous with rob fusari Lady Gaga freaked out about some very personal documents of hers being released in court due to a dispute between her former boyfriend/producer Rob Fusari (pictured above with Gaga) and her former friend Wendy Starland. Ms. Gaga reached out to the judge saying that these documents needed to be blocked because the contents could "inflict significant personal and professional harm upon" her.  TMZ reports that the judge is siding with Gaga and, "ordered the docs sealed, pointing out that bot...

Remember Bloodhound Gang? Russia’s Mad At Them

bloodhound gang hasselhoff The band Bloodhound Gang is probably best known for the song "The Bad Touch" AKA the song that goes, "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." Yes, they were true poets of the '90s music scene. They performed at a music festival in Odessa, Ukraine when they made a decision that ultimately got them banned from appearing at their scheduled set at the Kubana music festival in Russia. From Aceshowbiz.com: A Russian festival removed Bloodhou...

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isla fisher undies flash Isla Fisher flashes what have to be Gap Body undies. [The Superficial] Here's Prince William and Prince Harry on some horses, if that's your kind of thing. [Lainey Gossip] Can you tell which blowout she did at home and which ones she paid for? [Yeeeah] Sally Struthers goes to court for her 2012 DUI arrest. She's claiming innocence. [Starpulse] It really is time for edible staples that keep your burrito closed. [theBerry.com] Stephen Hawking wanted a female Doctor Who, not the Scottish dude they chose. [The Superficial] Boring Jake Gyllenhaal walks...

WTF Photo: Claire Danes Vogue Shoot

Claire Danes was on the cover of Vogue recently. We even posted some of the photos. But I didn't notice until today (thanks to The Huffington Post), that in one shot, Claire Danes appears to be missing a leg: claire-danes-vogue-2Claire Danes was on the cover of Vogue recently. We even posted some of the photos. But I didn't notice until today (thanks to The Huffington Post), that in one shot, Claire Danes appears to be missing a leg: WHERE IS HER RIGHT LEG?? I'm trying to figure out where it could be, if it's just tucked under her somewhere, but she's clearly wearing a very thin dress -- you can see every part of her outlined -- so WHERE IS HER LEG?? Am I just missing something? Or is she? (Baddum bum!)...

Russell Brand Jokes About His Sex Life With Katy Perry

russell brand katy perry MTV Europe Awards 2010 Russell Brand is getting lots of material out of his marriage to Katy Perry. On his new comedy tour, he's got some real zingers in there. You know, the whole "monogamy is so hard" bit. From Daily News: ...the funny-man joked that after his divorce he considered becoming a monk. "When you're a monk, you're not allowed to have sex with anyone," Brand reportedly said. "When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different." To the 38-year-old comedian bein...

Quotables — James Deen

james deen smoking "I worked at Starbucks for two years. [Sarcastically] I don't mean to brag or anything, but I am really good at putting trash bags in trash cans. Like, really good. I was showing off, was pretty much what that was." -- James Deen in an interview with Vanity Fair, on being seen on the set of The Canyons making sure all the garbage bags were correctly situated in their bins....

“The Canyons” Bombs At The Box Office Like Whoa

lindsay lohan the canyons film still Lindsay Lohan's latest cinematic dud is The Canyons. While it's getting a lot of hype, it's not getting a lot of audience. Its debut at New York City's IFC Center raked in a sad $15,200. BUT one also needs to consider that at the same time, the film was available to rent on iTunes. Apparently it's doing much better on that, but no numbers have been released. It's also available to watch on demand on the incredibly evil Time Warner, and other cable providers. It's still pretty low numbers,...

ABC Wants More “Grey’s Anatomy” — Do You?

grey's anatomy season 9 Grey's Anatomy is one of those shows that makes people say, "That's still on? I thought it ended years ago." Perhaps that's due to Katherine Heigl's departure, or maybe because it's just been on so long its lost all hype. Season 10 starts on September 26 with a two-hour premiere. Maybe this is why people are sick of the show. It's just...bloated. I stopped watching somewhere in the middle, but started again. I don't know why. It's pretty bad. They've killed off half the original cast by now. And the drama th...

There’s A New Doctor Who, And He’s Scottish

peter capaldi doctor who Doctor Who's been on for 12 years, but it's recently blown up, especially with American audiences. It's the top rated show on BBC America. And it's time for a new Doctor. I don't watch the show, but apparently the thing is to get new ones a lot. Because...science? Time travel? I don't know. Meet the new Doctor, Scottish actor Peter Capaldi. From USA Today: The Scottish actor was named the new star of the British sci-fi franchise Doctor Who on Sunday during a live broadcast on BBC America. He will ...