Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chris Brown Is “Over” Beating Rihanna, Wishes Everyone Else Would Be Too

chris brown court Chris Brown, ugh. Loves to whine, loves to complain, loves to make excuses. He doesn't see it that way, of course. He thinks we're all dicks for not forgetting that he beat a woman until her face turned purple. Here's what he tweeted today: That would be fantastic, thanks. He's all pissy because he had to go to jail yesterday for a hit-and-run. He wasn't held on bail and he was let go and the whole thing took 45 minutes, and the hit-and-run was all his fault. Again, not going to ...

The “Diana” Trailer Makes Fantastic Lifetime Material

princess diana movie naomi watts Naomi Watts is playing Princess Diana in a film that would fit seamlessly into Lifetime television. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just very...Lifetime-y. I hope they'll bring it to the US for us, because according to We Are Movie Geeks, there's no set date for the US (yet?). It will be in UK cinemas on October 10. Anyway, here's the first trailer (not just a teaser, but an actual trailer.) I actually think Naomi Watts looks pretty good as Diana. She's no Michael Douglas as Libera...

Here’s Your Chance To See Ugly Drawings From Bob Dylan In An Art Gallery

bob dylan pastels drawings gallery Bob Dylan, pretty much universally known for being a songwriter, is also fond of sketching. And apparently his sketches (above) are good enough to be shown at the esteemed National Portrait Gallery in London. Because he's Bob Dylan. If these drawings came from anyone other than Bob Dylan, they would be laughed at. Unless it was Jeff Goldblum. Let me tell you, Jeff Goldblum's paintings are awesome. In a 3 wolf moon t-shirt awesome sort of way. Some bits from BBC News: A series of 12 paste...

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naomi watts movie bill murray Naomi Watts is a Russian prostitute. [Splash News Online] Julie Christie went on a hunger strike? [Starpulse] More of Rihanna's extravagant costumes in Barbados. [The Superficial] Chris Brown went to Jail -- and was out in 45 minutes. [TMZ] Zac Efron looks terrified trying to escape from a paparazzo. [Socialite Life] Michael Sheen with his new girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip] Watch Bryan Cranston on Leno, feel happy. [The Superficial] It took Oprah to tell Lindsay Lohan that going to party in Europe after rehab ...

January Jones Really Loves Sharks

january jones shark activist January Jones is advertising sharks or t-shirts something, all I can focus on whenever I listen to or watch January Jones is her unplaceable accent and her beautiful eyes. Good thing The Hollywood Reporter was paying attention. The video is, "A new public service announcement from Oceana, the largest international organization focused solely on ocean conservation." Oh, okay, then it's definitely not a Marc Jacobs shark ad, I was way off on that one. "Healthy oceans need sharks," Ms. Jones sa...

Old School Gossip: Marilyn, JFK, and Jackie

marilyn monroe jfk rfk 1962 Marilyn Monroe is known for a lot of things, and having an affair with president John F. Kennedy is one of them. Some even believe it had something to do with her death. Despite this rumored love triangle between JFK, Jackie Kennedy, and Marilyn Monroe happening in 1961/'62, it's still generating press. The new book, These Few Precious Days: The Final Year of Jack with Jackie, by Christopher Andersen, has some juicy details. From Daily Mail: Marilyn Monroe called Jackie Kennedy at the Wh...

Despite Being In Love With Another Man, The Bachelorette Got Engaged

bachelorette desiree chris This season of The Bachelorette was ridiculous and dramatic. Desiree Hartsock, after being dumped by her #1 choice, Brooks Forester, the only guy she said she loved, a mere 2 days later she decides that she was really in love with her second choice, Chris Siegfried (sucking face with her above). He proposed, and she accepted. But not before she interrupted his proposal to tell him how she really felt about the other guy. People recapped it: I do want to be completely honest with you. I was torn apart by Brooks's leaving. I loved him ... I feel like I was blindsided by my feelings for Brooks that I c...

Rob Pattinson Stopped By Kristen Stewart’s House Last Week

robert pattinson kristen stewart twilight Full disclosure, I do not care about the Kristen Stewart/Rob Pattinson drama at all. He's nice, she's whatever, he's 27, she's 23, he's gotta move on. But apparently he went to her house last week, and stayed for a few hours. Who knows what went on. Maybe he just forgot some things last time he packed his sad truck and drove off into the Los Feliz sunset. Here's more from Us: X17 posted exclusive photos of the 27-year-old Twilight hunk parking outside his former love's house. Pattinson app...

Did Terrence Howard Beat His Ex-Wife?

terrence howard press conference Terrence "Baby Wipes" Howard isn't known for respecting women. Here's where the "Baby Wipes" in his name comes from: Toilet paper – and no baby wipes – in the bathroom [is a dealbreaker]. If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go in a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean. So between that, blurting ou...

Oprah’s Got Some Big Hair, Y’all

oprah big hair o cover Some of you may be Oprah'd out, but we need to talk about this cover of O magazine. Holy cow. Gave me flashbacks to this: Yup, that's Lady Gaga on the cover of Vogue's 2012 September issue. Remember that? But back to Lady O. USA Today has some details on that hair. ...it's a 3.5-pound wig, created by stylist Kim Kimble wig. "I wish I could say it was all mine. In fact, though, it's borrowed. And it feels like carrying around an extra head," Winfrey reveals.   {democracy:537...

Ke$ha Has A Line Of Penis Themed Jewelry

kesha jewelry Ke$ha is a huge fan of dick jokes. And now, she's making dick jokes you can wear. And considering how ridiculous they are, they're reasonably priced. This lovely dick ring is only $12.00: There are also dong earrings ranging from $12 - $15 and a lovely penis pendant for $20. And as of now, it's out of stock. This particular line of penis themed jewelry is from her "Grow A Pear" collection (yes, "pear" not pair). She has non-dongy jewelry too. There's a "warrior" collection, a "supernatu...