

Lady Gaga has a new promo photo for ARTPOP, and she looks like an angry office manager. Like an HR rep. [Bohomoth]
Oh, and also, Lady Gaga is completely naked at some kind of wilderness retreat. [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Ashton Kutcher is kind of a dick. [Lainey Gossip]
One of the last of the living Wizard of Oz munchkins has died. [Starpulse]
An exclusive interview with some dude from the band Emblem3. [PopCrush]
Heidi Klum wears a pretty badass suit. [Splash News Online]
Mariah Carey was spat on. [Huffingto...
Rumours have been rampant -- rampant, I say -- that Paula Deen would join the cast of Dancing With The Stars. All they had to do was ask. Well, apparently, they did. And she turned them down. Because she has so much else going on and so much else to do.
So why did she say no? According to a source close to the unemployed Food Network Star, (via Daily News),
The dance floor is not the appropriate forum for her.
Really? Of all the things that are inappropriate for Paula Deen to do, dancin...
Paul Schrader, director of the current lolzfest The Canyons, not only took a huge chance on casting Lindsay Lohan but is now actually defending her for not bothering to show up to the film's premiere. Dude, no. She's clearly just not that into you. And by "you" I mean the film you made, and also, she's completely ungrateful and probably thinks she doesn't owe you anything. But here's his defense, via People:
She's decided not to be here because she's worried coming out of rehab [and] hanging out in L.A...
"People are obsessed with actresses being hairless, fatless Barbie dolls. They can’t imagine that people would want to be anything other than that. When they are, it’s looked at as almost a political statement. Look at Lena Dunham. She is a gorgeous woman and people can’t stop talking about how brave she is to show herself naked, which I find totally condescending and ridiculous. If Angelina Jolie was naked onscreen no one would say she was brave. The implication is that Lena’s brave because ...
Tara Reid, dear Tara. Oh, Tara. You were doing so well! You got yourself Sharknado, a cult classic in the making, fought against rumors that you were cut from the sequel (and won the fight, she wasn't cut), and looked healthy and happy at the premiere. You were even the voice of REASON a few months ago when you spoke eloquently about Lindsay Lohan and her foolish antics. And then you went and said this, on the Discovery Channel's Shark After Dark program, live.
I was like, all right, I don't ...
While tweeting away in rehab, Lindsay Lohan resolved not to move to New York City when she got out. That didn't last long. I guess it's better than living with her mom in Long Island, but is it really a good idea for her to be living alone in NYC? Daily Mail claims that the space will "most likely have room for the actress' live-in coach to help Lindsay stay on the comeback trail." Let's hope so. They posted these photos of her and younger sister Ali loading lots of luggage into an apartment building. ...
Drake hasn't really wanted to get into the whole Amanda Bynes thing. I don't blame him. Bynes has an infatuation with Drake that she made very clear on Twitter. In the past she's Tweeted (in order from earliest to most recent):
"I want Drake to murder my vagina."
"Loving far apart eyes @draketwitpic.com/cmzggb"
"Hot to the left and Ugly @drake to the right twitpic.com/cn1np1"
"I'm sorry about the tweets I said about @drake I didn't mean what I said. I hope to become friends with him i...
Katy Perry's new album, Prism, drops in October. But her single, "Roar", will be here next week! To get us excited, she released a promo of her going all Katy Del Rey and now we have a teaser of the actual song. For two whole seconds. Still, it's something!
In this clip, a cat eats a feather (I really hope that was digitally done) and then roars (get it? like the SONG TITLE?) and then Katy sings, "Oh oh oh ohhhh."
Listen for yourself!
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Kanye West has been very quiet about the birth of his daughter North West. Kim, not as much, but still pretty quiet considering who she is. Perhaps she'd be louder if Kanye wasn't so controlling. A source told Radar that he basically treats her like a prisoner. I Don't Like You In That Way posted the story and pointed out that any "source" with Kardashian news is likely one of the Kardashians themselves. Probably Kris. So take this for what you will. From Radar, via IDLYITW:
Kanye West is aggressively micromanaging every aspect of his baby...
More vanity grills: Rihanna's rifle. [Hollywood PQ]
Leonardo DiCaprio makes out with some chick on a boat. [Lainey Gossip]
Jay Z is a VERY generous boss. [Starpulse]
Helen Hunt, 51, looks incredible in a bathing suit. [Celebslam]
Pink is totally cool with being called a lesbian. [Celebitchy]
There's a new trailer for Thor. [The Superficial]
Lily Collins' eyebrows should have their own agent. [IDLYITW]
Adam Lambert is going to be on Glee. [Socialite Life]
Maria Sharapova is on the cover of Shape m...
Rebel Wilson is having her moment in Hollywood, thanks to Bridesmaids and Pitch Perfect. She even has her own TV show coming out, Super Fun Night. Yet she still gets treated like crap by Russell Crowe and now a rude bouncer at Skybar. Okay, first of all, Skybar sucks. Valet parking is $20. Not to get all Chris Brown, who freaked out when he had to pay $10 for valet, but twenty f-cking dollars?? And it's a total letdown inside. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
Ms. Wilson suspects that it has something to do with her weight. I get her point. You could say that she's not famous enough to be recognized, except here...
Geena Davis is posed here in her classic A League Of Their Own baseball uniform/costume. But wait a minute, why is she holding a crossbow? What's going on here? This isn't a scene from the movie at all, is it?
NOPE. It's a scene from her upcoming commercial for Progressive Auto Insurance.
1. Does Geena Davis really need the money?
2. Can we fire the person in charge of licensing for A League Of Their Own?
3. WHAT ABOUT FLO????
Yeah, I know, this really isn't the biggest deal in the world. ...