

You just know Jennifer Lawrence is sprawled on her couch with half a Domino's pizza, a packet of M&Ms and a bottle of beer, shaking her head in disgust at Shailene Woodley. You see, Shailene did a new interview with Flaunt in which she revealed that she collects her own water from mountains and makes her own toothpaste. You know, your general rich hippie faff about. Here it is in her own words:
"I think everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month.
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Kylie Jenner has already crashed her $125k car [ICYDK]
LeAnn Rimes has a funny way of "honoring Martin Luther King's dream" [Amy Grindhouse]
Jamie Foxx grabbed Katie Holmes' ass, for some reason [The Superficial]
Robert Pattinson wants a French girlfriend with "all her clichés" [Celebitchy]
Guess what Lisa Kudrow's doing next? [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West, is that you....? [theBERRY]
How are we all feeling about Michelle Obama's highlights? [The Frisky]
Tricia Helfer gave a bit of sideboob o...
This little Miley Cyrus story is a double shot of ridiculousness (just so save us from writing two separate stories). First, we have Miley's photoshoot for her upcoming album, Bangerz, which is sure to be full of trashy, pseudo-"urban" tryhard bullshit. Then, we have the fact that Donald Trump - yes, Donald Trump - has come out and posted a message on Vine, of all fucking places, telling her to "ignore the haters" and claiming that anyone who criticises her is just "jealous". Yeah, nope. Also, ew.
Let's start wi...
Kevin and Danielle Jonas - whose marriage exists solely for the purpose of... I don't know, religion? An E! reality series? a case of extreme bearding? - announced last month that they're expecting their first child together, which was slightly surprising but generally good news. Well, because so many people are so interested in this (uh... sure), they've now revealed that the small human growing in Danielle's womb is a little girl.
Here's what Kevin posted on Instagram:
I must say, that Paintshop addition of the pink hai...
IN A BOLD AND SHOCKING MOVE, LENA DUNHAM DID A COVER FOR MARIE CLAIRE UK -- WHILE LOOKING PRETTY!! IS THE WORLD READY FOR THIS? ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO BE OKAY? THIS WILL SURELY DEVASTATE HATERS EVERYWHERE. IT'S LIKE SHE DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THEM WHEN SHE DECIDED TO WEAR EYE MAKEUP!
Hopefully my sarcasm was made clear by that cavalcade of caps lock. Lena Dunham was Marie Claire UK's cover girl and she looks very pretty. How daring!!!
Of COURSE the article wastes no time talking about Lena's bod...
Well shit, this was bound to happen: I like Lady Gaga again. F-ck me, right? I like the direction she's heading in. I like her new pared down look. I like her new face. (I liked her old one, too. And monsters, please. No one loses 30 pounds -- not that I believe she gained that much in the first place -- but no one loses 30 pounds and gets a brand new face. You don't lose weight in your nose and gain weight in your lips.) And while I wasn't thrilled with "Applause" -- and neither were a lot of people -- it's growing on me. She's been giving us ...
Clint Eastwood and his wife, Dina Eastwood, have been married for 17 years. That's a long-ass time. About a day after Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones came public with their separation, the Eastwoods announced theirs. Though this is coming out today, rumors suggest that they've actually been apart since 2011 and that this is just them making it legal. But they appear to be on good terms. Here's more from Contact Music:
Clint Eastwood and his wife of 17 years, Dina, have separated. Dina Ea...
Katy Perry, Madonna, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna are the ones I think of when I think about celebs who share a lot on Instagram. Then there are a few celebrity Instagram accounts that surprise me. Celebs I'd never even think would be on Instagram. Like Taco Bell.
[caption id="attachment_138233" align="aligncenter" width="350"] Now just picture a filter over this. Amazing, right?[/caption]
Kate Moss is someone I would not expect to see on Instagram. And I won't. Because even though Miss Moss has one, it appears to be ...
Fergie and Josh Duhamel welcomed their baby boy this morning. Hope she's feeling maternal by now. What is with all the damn babies being born this month (and this whole summer?) Do people get super bored and super randy in the winter season?
They named their kid...get ready for this...Axl. Yes, after Axl Rose. AXL. Um.
Fergie is doing great after giving birth via C-section and is, according to TMZ, "recuperating in style, staying in one of the V.I.P. suites famously used by celebrities like Kim Kardashian."
I know she's a Guns 'N Roses fan, but this is a...
Somehow, I don't quite believe this story. Billy Ray Cyrus was so embarrassed by Miley's shenanigans on the VMAs last weekend that he had to cancel an interview with Piers Morgan so he wouldn't have to answer for it. What parent wouldn't be horrified to see their child writing around like a demented... I don't even know what on national TV? Well, according to Miley, Billy Ray was totally into it and would've done the same himself! Yeah, okay.
Here's what Miley put on Twitter:
"Mil...
Everyone is getting pretty excited for the big screen adaptation of Divergent, the awesome YA dystopian novel, and I can't wait, either. While we've seen our first teaser trailer, the film now has its first featurette. Stars Shailene Woodley, Kate Winslet and the book's author, Veronica Roth, came together to discuss the adaptation, the premise, etc to continue to build momentum leading up to its release - which isn't until March 2014, unfortunately.
Have you guys read the book? Will you see the movie? Obviously The Hunger Games started this whole t...