

In case you forgot or haven't read any of the 8,000 other interviews Miley Cyrus has given in recent months saying the exact same thing, she really, REALLY wants you to know that she was never anything like her Disney character, Hannah Montana. No, that was just a money-making "empire" (her words) and those evil Disney bastards tried to stifle her true essence because they wanted to keep their squeaky clean image. How dare they!
From The Daily Star Sunday:
“I don’t think I’ve ever had to e...
Poor Michael Jackson must be spinning in his grave like a whirling dervish given all the bullshit that's gone down since his death. Not only has his family gone bonkers as they fight over his money and his estate, but his poor kids are suffering and now Justin Bieber wants to buy his Neverland ranch. Does it ever end?
From The Sunday People:
Justin Bieber is looking to buy his idol Michael Jackson’s beloved Neverland so he can escape the madness of central Los Angeles, the Sunday Peopl...
... And not out of the pain of having to watch her pretend to be Barbra Streisand reincarnate (I laugh to keep from crying!). Instead, Lea Michele gave an incredibly touching tribute to her on screen and real life boyfriend Cory Monteith, whose death last month was a sudden and shocking tragedy that hit a lot of people far more than they thought it would - myself included. While Lea kept quiet about Cory's passing for several weeks following, she has since thanked fans for their support and ...
You know, just when I try to be a decent human being, Chris Brown goes and does something to show what a royal dickhead he is and makes me regret ever being civil (if not far too kind to this scumbag). That's right - after suffering a seizure at a Los Angeles recording studio the other day, Chris is blaming the incident on... well, you and me. You see, we're all just far too mean to him and all the "negativity" made him ill. Wait, what's that sound... can you hear it? Shh... listen:
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I'm not even going to bother to embed one of the YouTube uploads of the 12 second snippets of Lady GaGa's upcoming single, 'Applause', because they'll most likely be deleted by the time you see this. That being said, it's... not good. In fact, it's kinda shit. Forget the fact that it's a paltry 12 seconds of the song that made it online, though - Mother Monster is piiiiiiiissed off that anyone dare leak her precious art before its time and she took to Twitter to vent her frustrations:
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Listen, I know that Oprah is an American superstar, but I also assume she has a level of fame that would mean she'd be recognized around the world - at least in major cities in the developed world. Apparently Zurich, Switzerland didn't get the message, since Oprah was in the country for Tina Turner's wedding (LOL) and decided to do a little shopping. However, things went downhill when a shop assistant repeatedly refused to show O a bag she wanted because she thought she couldn't afford it. Wh...
Justin Bieber performed at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey on Wednesday night - or rather, he "performed", if reports are correct. Apparently he lip synced his entire concert and seemed all strung out and people are none too happy about it. Here's a hint: don't go to a Justin Bieber concert with high hopes.
From WENN:
Justin Bieber has fallen foul of music critics who have branded his performance in New Jersey on Wednesday “sluggish”, “bored” and “lazy” and accuse...
I don't really care about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard - not as a couple or individually, for that matter (although I will say I went to a party at a designer's studio last year and Amber Heard was there and was kinda mindblowingly gorgeous). Their romance just doesn't move me - and why should it, really, considering we don't know them? In any case, Amber did an interview with Flare magazine in which she felt the need to clear up any "misconceptions" (uh...) and let people know that she and Johnny are nothing like Brangelina. Because you were obviously making that comparison.
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I'm really torn on reporting this one because I think Chris Brown is a fucking scumbag. However, I'm also a decent human being with a conscience and wouldn't wish nasty shit on other people, regardless of how awful they are. It's called karma, people. That's why I really don't know what to say about the fact that Chris Brown apparently suffered a seizure while at a Los Angeles recording studio in the early hours of Friday morning. He's okay, for the record.
From E! Online:
Emergency personnel reportedly rushed to a Los Angeles recording studio early Friday morning after receiving a call t...
I'm not sure how slow news was this week that this had to be a thing, but I guess Justin Bieber went to a nightclub (duh) and was there looking for girls, but since the club was super crowded and very dark, he had to be resourceful and... use a flashlight to seek them out? He was at the South Pointe club in the Hamptons last Sunday and thought the flashlight would get girls' attention. Then, when it worked on two gold diggers, he got in some big fight over a bowtie? I don't even know.
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Vince Vaughn revealed in April that he and wife Kyla Weber were expecting their second child, and now that second child is here! Kyla gave birth in Los Angeles on Wednesday to a healthy baby boy called (wait for it) Vernon Lindsay Vaughn. I wasn't sure if I was totally on board with that name at first, but then I read that the name is in honour of Vince's father and then I pictured a tiny baby with an old man name and all was well with the world. Baby Vernon! What's not to love?
Here's the scoop US Weekly had, which is basically the same as what I just told you, but whatever:
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